My New Philosopy

[Retocov]

Punch first, chat later.

Ever since i've started to use it i have been living awesome.

Edit: Without a question, this thread is fail. So what's your philosophy?

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Retocov""]Punch first, chat later.

Ever since i've started to use it i have been living awesome.

Edit: Without a question, this thread is fail. So what's your philosophy?[/quote]


Don't do tommorow what you can have someone else do for you today.

Also: If working brings health have the sick people work(courtesy of Gavyyn)

[Retocov]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Retocov""]Punch first, chat later.

Ever since i've started to use it i have been living awesome.

Edit: Without a question, this thread is fail. So what's your philosophy?[/quote]


Don't do tommorow what you can have someone else do for you today.

Also: If working brings health have the sick people work(courtesy of Gavyyn)[/quote]

Wow, the first one was so genius. I'm disgraced i haven't thought of it earlier.

[badfo]

Mean what you say, and say what you mean; be Australian.

Alternatively:

Mean the opposite of what your say, and don't say anything that you mean; be a Kiwi.

Alternatively:

Fuck off.

[Sobchak]

Never pay for late pizza.

Also:

Mr. Johnson always wears a raincoat.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
Mr. Johnson always wears a raincoat.[/quote]
If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.