Poor/Congrats Luis Guzman

[Sobchak]

Was on his IMDB page, reasons are neither here nor there (fap fap fap), and I decided to hit his Biography page. Poor guy:

Trade Mark

His wolf-man like face

He often plays a cop or a villains' sidekick.

I was already a fan, now I'm a huge fan. Greatest living wolf-man.

[Mazz]

Luis Guzman is the fucking man.

The movie Waiting... is pure win.

[Sobchak]

I'm watching that right now, the reason I looked him up. He's good in every movie. I avoided watching this movie because I eat at restaurants quite often, but this actually surprisingly good.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""Sobchak""]I'm watching that right now, the reason I looked him up. He's good in every movie. I avoided watching this movie because I eat at restaurants quite often, but this actually surprisingly good.[/quote]

The brain!!!

[Mazz]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Sobchak""]I'm watching that right now, the reason I looked him up. He's good in every movie. I avoided watching this movie because I eat at restaurants quite often, but this actually surprisingly good.[/quote]

The brain!!![/quote]

The goat!

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
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His wolf-man like face
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I never even thought about it, but it's so true! He is wolfish. I'd take that as a compliment... you know, if I were a rugged man and all. I'd want to look like I could hunt you down and eat you.

Wolf-men get all the chicks, right?

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Is he dead or something? I liked him, you should hear him speak Spanish it's the awesome. not that you guys would know.*waits for gavyyn*

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""Sobchak""]
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His wolf-man like face
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I never even thought about it, but it's so true! He is wolfish. I'd take that as a compliment... you know, if I were a rugged man and all. I'd want to look like I could hunt you down and eat you.

Wolf-men get all the chicks, right?[/quote]

You haven't been watching True Blood (or Twilight...) - vampires get all the girls.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
You haven't been watching True Blood (or Twilight...) - vampires get all the girls.[/quote]
I watch True Blood. Twilight is for Mandos.

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""Sobchak""]
You haven't been watching True Blood (or Twilight...) - vampires get all the girls.[/quote]
I watch True Blood. Twilight is for Mandos.[/quote]

Agreedicus. Tonight's episode was insane in the membrane (to quote 93).

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
Agreedicus. Tonight's episode was insane in the membrane (to quote 93).[/quote]
Argh! Don't talk about it, I haven't downloaded it yet. La-la-la-la-la!

Is there more Eric Northman in it? If there is no Eric Northman in it then I will have to go out and set ducks on fire.

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""Sobchak""]
Agreedicus. Tonight's episode was insane in the membrane (to quote 93).[/quote]
Argh! Don't talk about it, I haven't downloaded it yet. La-la-la-la-la!

Is there more Eric Northman in it? If there is no Eric Northman in it then I will have to go out and set ducks on fire.[/quote]

Edward Cullen kills him in an awful swordfighting (the toilet kind) accident.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
Edward Cullen kills him in an awful swordfighting (the toilet kind) accident.[/quote]
That's un-possible!

Though... that gives me dirty fan-girl thoughts....

[Ghangis]

Actually Luis Cum-Guzzler is a dick. There is a video of him on YouTube bitching to his crew that they didn't do something right, being a complete douche to everyone for no reason. You can now see why no one is stupid enough to give him more than a sidekick role in a movie.

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Ghangis""]Actually Luis Cum-Guzzler is a dick. There is a video of him on YouTube bitching to his crew that they didn't do something right, being a complete douche to everyone for no reason. You can now see why no one is stupid enough to give him more than a sidekick role in a movie.[/quote]

I like his movies anyway. It's not like Tom Cruise where I can't get past the fact that I'm looking at a whack-job, instead I'm looking at Wolf-man.

[Sobchak]

I'm necro'ing this thread because Wolfmen need love.