[quote=""Sobchak""]"She has a nice pooper," -- Sean Dahlberg.[/quote]
I was only going to post the pic of her at the concert, but then I saw the bending over one and thought it was just "too Selkath" to not post it....
[quote=""The BBP""]I see. Hmm. My French isn't 100% but I am pretty sure I could hear her singing about how she wanted to have international relations with the BBP.[/quote]
[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Mazz""]Alizee is old news.
I haven't beat off to her pictures in at least 5 years.[/quote]
I'm surprised you have the stamina to beat off to anything else with your sig being what it is...[/quote]
Yeah man.
I didn't stop chafing until I realized that I should stop browsing any thread pages that I've already posted in. Luckily I can't see the GIF right this second as I'm typing this out, or else I'd probably have my pants down as we speak. Well, I don't have any pants on right now ... but if I did, you know what I mean.
[quote=""Mazz""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Mazz""]Alizee is old news.
I haven't beat off to her pictures in at least 5 years.[/quote]
I'm surprised you have the stamina to beat off to anything else with your sig being what it is...[/quote]
Yeah man.
I didn't stop chafing until I realized that I should stop browsing any thread pages that I've already posted in. Luckily I can't see the GIF right this second as I'm typing this out, or else I'd probably have my pants down as we speak. Well, I don't have any pants on right now ... but if I did, you know what I mean.[/quote]
Honestly, I didn't think any of us even owned pants.
I didn't stop chafing until I realized that I should stop browsing any thread pages that I've already posted in. Luckily I can't see the GIF right this second as I'm typing this out, or else I'd probably have my pants down as we speak. Well, I don't have any pants on right now ... but if I did, you know what I mean.[/quote]
Honestly, I didn't think any of us even owned pants.[/quote]
They make casual appearances.
Look at it this way... you can't rip your pants off in a manly fashion to impress the woman you're trying to sleep with unless you actually have pants on in the first place.
[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""]Oh my god. Excuse me while I go fuck something.[/quote]
inorite?
*fap*[/quote]
Ack, I came home drunk and horny last night. Probably should have seen to that before I checked the forums, rather than after. *sigh* Can we just pretend that I never said something so awfully crude?
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""]Oh my god. Excuse me while I go fuck something.[/quote]
inorite?
*fap*[/quote]
Ack, I came home drunk and horny last night. Probably should have seen to that before I checked the forums, rather than after. *sigh* Can we just pretend that I never said something so awfully crude?[/quote]
In this day and age its acceptable to be a slut, don't worry.
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]*sigh* Can we just pretend that I never said something so awfully crude?[/quote]
Except that's what the Selkath boards are for. If there weren't crude, vulgar, and extremely immature things posted here then it would be a fucking waste.
[quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""Sobchak""]
In this day and age its acceptable to be a slut, don't worry.[/quote]
Shut your god damn sobchack hole!
Can I be famous like Paris Hilton now then?[/quote]
Sobchak holes are unable to close, fortunately. Otherwise many great inventions would hath not been wrought. Like Penny-farthing.[/quote]
Pray tell, good sir, how does one wrest a penny-farthing from the gaping maw of a Sobchak hole? I've heard such an endeavour can cost may lives.
Ack, I came home drunk and horny last night. Probably should have seen to that before I checked the forums, rather than after. *sigh* Can we just pretend that I never said something so awfully crude?
