Year 12 muck-up day.

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Year 12 muck-up day.

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I've got one term left. Gimme some ideas. Currently have:

*Stink bomb the shit outta the library

*Bake horny goat weed into muffins and give them out to whoever's there.
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Bash some cunts.
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[quote=""salo_pano""]Bash some cunts.[/quote]

Good sir, that would be sexist, only singling out vaginas!
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Lets see, what did I do?

Used a smoke bomb, but it turned out it was actually an incendary device to test chimnies. Think Inudstrial strength Smoke Bomb, nearly killed a girl with asthma.

We took a big Palm type plant thing and planted right in the middle of the cricket square.

Someone took a piss in the headmasters office.


I think they were glad to see the back of us tbh.
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[quote=""Thaed""]Good sir, that would be sexist, only singling out vaginas![/quote]
*gasp*

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When I was in high school, someone put a poo in a vending machine.

I think back on this with fascination from time to time.
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]Lets see, what did I do?

Used a smoke bomb, but it turned out it was actually an incendary device to test chimnies. Think Inudstrial strength Smoke Bomb, nearly killed a girl with asthma.

We took a big Palm type plant thing and planted right in the middle of the cricket square.

Someone took a piss in the headmasters office.


I think they were glad to see the back of us tbh.[/quote]

Palm Tree sounds the most viable. My morals stop me from killing people for a prank and apparently if we fuck shit up to much we can have our HSC taken away.
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Bah. You've all (I refuse to say y'all... Though the temptation is always there) have kept me away from my book long enough.

'Night guys.
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[quote=""Qual""]When I was in high school, someone put a poo in a vending machine.

I think back on this with fascination from time to time.[/quote]
Did that happen in our year?
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Yes killing someone generally stops the laughs.


I remember when a fight started in the dining hall and some crazy girl pulled out a hole punch, ripped the plastic cover off the bottom, and proceeded to whack some guy in the head with it.


No Joke, 3 people died when I was at school. A physics teacher in his 50's hit the gym to hard and died of a heart attack, another kid had his neck broken and died on the rugby pitch, and another guy took a cricket ball full whack straight to his chest.



Another good story, is when our head master Mr B.J. Purvis, called an emergency assembly to announce to us that he had been caught with porn in his office (this is possibly the funniest thing that can ever happen in a school, believe me) and that the local newspaper had someone found out about it and we're going to print later that day.

I shit you not, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/455929.stm



Is it any wonder I'm so disturbed?
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[quote=""Thaed""]Palm Tree sounds the most viable. My morals stop me from killing people for a prank and apparently if we fuck shit up to much we can have our HSC taken away.[/quote]
lol NSW...
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[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Thaed""]Palm Tree sounds the most viable. My morals stop me from killing people for a prank and apparently if we fuck shit up to much we can have our HSC taken away.[/quote]
lol NSW...[/quote]
Yeah, I laughed too.
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[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Thaed""]Palm Tree sounds the most viable. My morals stop me from killing people for a prank and apparently if we fuck shit up to much we can have our HSC taken away.[/quote]
lol NSW...[/quote]

Whelp. ATAR next year.

Unless you're in Queensland, aye?

Wait...

Shit, bed.

GOOD DAY SIRS/ma'am.
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[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]When I was in high school, someone put a poo in a vending machine.

I think back on this with fascination from time to time.[/quote]
Did that happen in our year?[/quote]

Year before IIRC.

It was one of the ones where you have to reach down to get your drink.

Such a bizarre thought.
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[quote=""Qual""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]When I was in high school, someone put a poo in a vending machine.

I think back on this with fascination from time to time.[/quote]
Did that happen in our year?[/quote]

Year before IIRC.

It was one of the ones where you have to reach down to get your drink.

Such a bizarre thought.[/quote]
This kind of prank I have never understood.

I was at a Pixies gig in Edinburgh and before it started I went to the loo. Nice clean toilet stalls.
When the concert finished I returned to the toilets and somehow ended up in the exact same cubicle. Only in the two hours since my previous visit someone had smeared shit all over the walls.

I spent the whole car ride home begging my friends to give me some kind of explanation for it, because I just would not come to terms with why someone would do that?!

Tell me why!?!?! :?
I mean do they stand there laughing with joy as they pick up their own waste and grind it into the wall? Is it some kind of edgy new graffiti? It's beyond me.
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I have no idea.

I can't comprehend it - there are some screwy people around.
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[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]This kind of prank I have never understood.

I was at a Pixies gig in Edinburgh and before it started I went to the loo. Nice clean toilet stalls.
When the concert finished I returned to the toilets and somehow ended up in the exact same cubicle. Only in the two hours since my previous visit someone had smeared shit all over the walls.

I spent the whole car ride home begging my friends to give me some kind of explanation for it, because I just would not come to terms with why someone would do that?!

Tell me why!?!?! :?
I mean do they stand there laughing with joy as they pick up their own waste and grind it into the wall? Is it some kind of edgy new graffiti? It's beyond me.[/quote]
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That's what gigs are all about, like when you piss in a pint pot then throw it in a random direction.

Good times.
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[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]

Tell me why!?!?! :?
I mean do they stand there laughing with joy as they pick up their own waste and grind it into the wall? Is it some kind of edgy new graffiti? It's beyond me.[/quote]

No joke, some mentally ill people do it. Some kind of compulsion. They literally can't help it.

In a related story, that happened in the men's room at my bookstore a couple of weeks ago. Guess who got to clean THAT up.
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couple kids in florida took all the desks and chairs out of certain buildings and put them on top of the school.

i unno. doesnt seem hardcore enough for this crowd
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