Flew into my room tonight. It's annoying like a fly, but not disgusting like one. Part of me wants to crush its body against the wall and put its soul in a thimble, but the other part of me wants to let it go.
The part of that wants to let it go is too lazy to stand on the chair to scrape the little guy/lady into my hand.
Anyway, the purpose of this thread: When people say "I don't give a shit," does that mean they offer their feces to causes they believe in? Do you think Pam Anderson poops in an envelope and sends it to PETA?
A Ladybug
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Re: A Ladybug
[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]Ahhh Sobchak... I think I love you. You disgusting little creature.[/quote]
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Re: A Ladybug
[quote=""Sobchak""]Flew into my room tonight. It's annoying like a fly, but not disgusting like one. Part of me wants to crush its body against the wall and put its soul in a thimble, but the other part of me wants to let it go.
The part of that wants to let it go is too lazy to stand on the chair to scrape the little guy/lady into my hand.
Anyway, the purpose of this thread: When people say "I don't give a shit," does that mean they offer their feces to causes they believe in? Do you think Pam Anderson poops in an envelope and sends it to PETA?[/quote]
Are those who say "I couldn't give a shit" constipated?
The part of that wants to let it go is too lazy to stand on the chair to scrape the little guy/lady into my hand.
Anyway, the purpose of this thread: When people say "I don't give a shit," does that mean they offer their feces to causes they believe in? Do you think Pam Anderson poops in an envelope and sends it to PETA?[/quote]
Are those who say "I couldn't give a shit" constipated?
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Re: A Ladybug
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil...
He worked it out with a pencil...
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Re: A Ladybug
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil...
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Two words. Anal fissure.
My cousin is a nurse and he came late to a BBQ one day. The reason. A guy came into emergency with a cucumber stuck up his arse.
Steve thought we might like the cucumber for our garden salad.
He worked it out with a pencil...
[/quote] Two words. Anal fissure.My cousin is a nurse and he came late to a BBQ one day. The reason. A guy came into emergency with a cucumber stuck up his arse.
Steve thought we might like the cucumber for our garden salad.
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Re: A Ladybug
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil...
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ba doom tish!
He worked it out with a pencil...
[/quote]ba doom tish!
