My new girlfriend

[Sigmarsson]

She's great. We met at the gym and she couldn't keep her eyes off me while I pumped some iron. So I walked up to her and the rest is history. She's into videogames but she's no behemoth like Meesh nor a lazy eyed crack whore like Leya. She's fucking awesome and I just really felt like telling someone.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]She's great. We met at the gym and she couldn't keep her eyes off me while I pumped some iron. So I walked up to her and the rest is history. She's into videogames but she's no behemoth like Meesh nor a lazy eyed crack whore like Leya. She's fucking awesome and I just really felt like telling someone.[/quote]

Wow...I didn't know you had a soft side, Sig. Is that picture real though? Qual's been posting all sorts of fake pictures of his girlfriend. But yeah, enjoy it man.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Sigmarsson""]She's great. We met at the gym and she couldn't keep her eyes off me while I pumped some iron. So I walked up to her and the rest is history. She's into videogames but she's no behemoth like Meesh nor a lazy eyed crack whore like Leya. She's fucking awesome and I just really felt like telling someone.[/quote]

Wow...I didn't know you had a soft side, Sig. Is that picture real though? Qual's been posting all sorts of fake pictures of his girlfriend. But yeah, enjoy it man.[/quote]

It's as real as this thread is fake.

Is this one of the pics of Qual's gf you're talking about?

[The BBP]

I mean this with all due respect bro... but her purple necklace is unflattering.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]

It's as real as this thread is fake.

Is this one of the pics of Qual's gf you're talking about?

[/quote]

In his own words...

"No ice for that burn."

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""The BBP""]I mean this with all due respect bro... but her purple necklace is unflattering.[/quote]

I had actually tried to strangle her with it for fun moments before the picture was taken hence why the top part of it is so tight around her fat neck.

I plan on giving her a new pearl necklace later today.

[The BBP]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""The BBP""]I mean this with all due respect bro... but her purple necklace is unflattering.[/quote]

I had actually tried to strangle her with it for fun moments before the picture was taken hence why the top part of it is so tight around her fat neck.

I plan on giving her a new pearl necklace later today.[/quote]

You are a gentleman sir. Aim high.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""The BBP""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""The BBP""]I mean this with all due respect bro... but her purple necklace is unflattering.[/quote]

I had actually tried to strangle her with it for fun moments before the picture was taken hence why the top part of it is so tight around her fat neck.

I plan on giving her a new pearl necklace later today.[/quote]

You are a gentleman sir. Aim high.[/quote]

That I certainly am. I like to treat my women like a fish I just pulled in. First I smack them around a little and get them under control, then I beat the shit out of them until they're dead.

[fallenchicken]

The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Remember if you need a friend get a dog. Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Remember if you need a friend get a dog. Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.[/quote]

I actually want to get a caucasian mountain dog but they're like $1900 US and you gotta get them from Georgia

[The BBP]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.[/quote]

A woman should also be adept at making sammiches and delivering them to the computer desk along with an ice cold beverage wilst you get your MMO on.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""fallenchicken""]The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Remember if you need a friend get a dog. Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.[/quote]

I actually want to get a caucasian mountain dog but they're like $1900 US and you gotta get them from Georgia

[/quote]

Which one is the mountain dog.

FUCKING BURNED!

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""The BBP""][quote=""fallenchicken""]The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.[/quote]

A woman should also be adept at making sammiches and delivering them to the computer desk along with an ice cold beverage wilst you get your MMO on.[/quote]

I've already got the wench building me a shuttle shoot to send food up to my computer room. It's gonna be fucking sweet when it's all finished up.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""fallenchicken""]The correct title for this thread is:

My new property.

Remember if you need a friend get a dog. Women are used for chores and reproduction, nothing else.[/quote]

I actually want to get a caucasian mountain dog but they're like $1900 US and you gotta get them from Georgia

[/quote]

Which one is the mountain dog.

FUCKING BURNED![/quote]

The big one! OHHHHH shit GUN SHOTS FIRED GUN SHOTS FIRED!!!

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

LAWL once again, selkath delivers. Good luck with your but fuck ugly GF

[IgnorantGavyyn]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]She's great. We met at the gym and she couldn't keep her eyes off me while I pumped some iron. So I walked up to her and the rest is history. She's into videogames but she's no behemoth like Meesh nor a lazy eyed crack whore like Leya. She's fucking awesome and I just really felt like telling someone.[/quote]


needs better pic...more than half her face is cut off

[GoEhsan]

[quote=""Gavyyn""]

needs better pic...more than half her face is cut off[/quote]

Show us her tities!

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""The BBP""]
A woman should also be adept at making sammiches and delivering them to the computer desk along with an ice cold beverage wilst you get your MMO on.[/quote]

I.... I have done this so many times that reading this makes me want to cry. Oh noes, female emotions rising to surface

[GoEhsan]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""The BBP""]
A woman should also be adept at making sammiches and delivering them to the computer desk along with an ice cold beverage wilst you get your MMO on.[/quote]

I.... I have done this so many times that reading this makes me want to cry. Oh noes, female emotions rising to surface [/quote]

But did you do this in heels? I used to keep my ex in heels all the time.

[Qual]

I was eating when I read the OP.

I've lost my appetite.

Now I'm horny.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""DarthEhsan""]
But did you do this in heels? I used to keep my ex in heels all the time.[/quote]
Does a peg leg count?

[The BBP]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""The BBP""]
A woman should also be adept at making sammiches and delivering them to the computer desk along with an ice cold beverage wilst you get your MMO on.[/quote]

I.... I have done this so many times that reading this makes me want to cry. Oh noes, female emotions rising to surface [/quote]

Don't cry. That's hot. I want pics!

[Zcthuausoth]

Oh...god...my eyes...

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""Zcthuausoth""]Oh...god...my eyes...[/quote]

[Zcthuausoth]

...need eyedrops because I have allergies.