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Snuggs: i think in my case, claiming that i am a female, unlike sassy who only ever posts the same two pics
Fox: haha
Snuggs: i have posted several, and often they are forum related so.
Snuggs: i think that gives the gae away.
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[quote=""Thaed""]Snuggs: i think in my case, claiming that i am a female, unlike sassy who only ever posts the same two pics
Fox: haha
Snuggs: i have posted several, and often they are forum related so.
Snuggs: i think that gives the gae away.[/quote]

Snuggles also eats for only 15 minutes which is hard evidence that she is a woman.
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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Thaed""]Snuggs: i think in my case, claiming that i am a female, unlike sassy who only ever posts the same two pics
Fox: haha
Snuggs: i have posted several, and often they are forum related so.
Snuggs: i think that gives the gae away.[/quote]

Snuggles also eats for only 15 minutes which is hard evidence that she is a woman.[/quote]
No doubts there. I just lol'd at 'gae'.
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[quote=""Thaed""]I just lol'd at 'gae'.[/quote]

I did wonder why you posted that.
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ebado: God...
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Fox: wait...
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ebado: Damnit
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Fox: :(



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Ehsan: She was in my green management class.
Ehsan: She is*
ebado: The fat one with small breasts who doesn't fit into her outfit
ebado: And the weird lazy eye?
Ehsan: lol yup
Ehsan: I never thought she was that fine, but her body is insane.
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[quote=""Sobchak""]Ehsan: She was in my green management class.
Ehsan: She is*
ebado: The fat one with small breasts who doesn't fit into her outfit
ebado: And the weird lazy eye?
Ehsan: lol yup
Ehsan: I never thought she was that fine, but her body is insane.[/quote]

:lol: You guys crack me up. What a gem.
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ebado: Stay
ebado: FOX
Fox: :(
ebado: I want you to stay
ebado: Please stay
Fox: its 2AM
ebado: Just 30 minutes?
Fox: 30 minutes?
ebado: 15 minutes?
Fox: how about 5
ebado: 10 minutes?
ebado: OK
Fox: Lol
ebado: So you will stay for five?
Fox: i will
ebado: OK
ebado: PEace out
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Fox: i figured something along those lines may happen
Sobchak: You're all fags.
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No-one is in vent when I log in anymore :(
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[quote=""Darth Snuggles""]No-one is in vent when I log in anymore :([/quote]

this

tho if you come on msn first and tell me your on vent ill come on, otherwise ill have to keep checking back every 10 minutes and i have important fapping to do
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[quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Darth Snuggles""]No-one is in vent when I log in anymore :([/quote]

this

tho if you come on msn first and tell me your on vent ill come on, otherwise ill have to keep checking back every 10 minutes and i have important fapping to do[/quote]
Ever since I heard you on vent, I've been reading everything you say with a British accent.

I must say, I find the experience of hearing you inside my head quite enjoyable, Tamer.
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[quote=""Thaed""][quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Darth Snuggles""]No-one is in vent when I log in anymore :([/quote]

this

tho if you come on msn first and tell me your on vent ill come on, otherwise ill have to keep checking back every 10 minutes and i have important fapping to do[/quote]
Ever since I heard you on vent, I've been reading everything you say with a British accent.

I must say, I find the experience of hearing you inside my head quite enjoyable, Tamer.[/quote]

a fuckign BRITISH accent!

is a cleverly layered west midlands/south eastern accent

tho i am glad that you enjoy me inside you
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[quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Darth Snuggles""]No-one is in vent when I log in anymore :([/quote]

this

tho if you come on msn first and tell me your on vent ill come on, otherwise ill have to keep checking back every 10 minutes and i have important fapping to do[/quote]
I'm sorry! I will remember to log into msn :(
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Fox: fox must sleep fellows, he will be sad to miss history though :(
Fox: but i gotta work tomorrow
Fox: later all!
GnarlPiig: later
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GnarlPiig: I got work in about an hour, so I should probably go to.
GnarlPiig: ciya.
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A Sneaky Ithorian: I can name the first 4 presidents
A Sneaky Ithorian: im gointobedtoo
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Joseph Smith: homo
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Sigmarsson: :-+
Sigmarsson: Ebado
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ebado: Soryr beaod is tired of real life friends
ebado: and had too much champagne
ebado: i can speel champagne but not ebdo
ebado: .
ebado: ebado
Thaed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnSk2YCsQFU
Thaed: Vid relevant.
ebado: sham paggin
ebado: For reals
ebado: I jussgest you look up uonr lov snf drr hi eotk.i lobrf hi in blsnvk vhrvk snf dhg ninjsd
ebado: i suggest you look up tone loc and see his woirk. i lovved him in blank check and surf ninjas
ebado: sorry i ot off on my keyboard
ebado: not like masturbaing but ptrddinh the rog key
ebado: ...
ebado: rsjo
ebado: ebado
ebado: night
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I was in fucking hysterics.
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How does one obtain the ventrilo details?
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[quote=""Burnetto""]How does one obtain the ventrilo details?[/quote]


What ventrilo?
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[quote=""Browncoat Fox""][quote=""Burnetto""]How does one obtain the ventrilo details?[/quote]

What ventrilo?[/quote]

Ah, nevermind then :)
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ebado: But for reals, Piig, I don't mind RPing
GnarlPiig: Telling him you DONT say hi sounds kind of flirtatious.
ebado: I just haven't got into storylines etc
salo: ;)
GnarlPiig: My favourite type is casual/conversational, ebado.
GnarlPiig: Both giving and recieving.
salo: LOL
salo: IN YOUR ENDO
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Ehsan: Oh my'bad you all get to marry multipule women.
Joseph Smith: Not anymore
Ehsan: aww too bad.
Joseph Smith: You can still have sex with multiple women though
Ehsan: You know i think that's bullshit they don't let people do their own thing.
Joseph Smith: I agree.
ebado: Chicken's family escaped the Mormons, right?
Joseph Smith: Some of family is
Joseph Smith: I have two mormon sisters.
Ehsan: I don't see a big deal with polygamy or homosexuallity ot anything, let those people do whatever the fuck they want to do.
Joseph Smith: And ton of mormon extended family
ebado: Ehsan, but homos are so gay.
Ehsan: If you people in Utah want to be Homosexuall Polygamists then go for it.
Joseph Smith: I do
Ehsan: have a family of a couple of fudge packers, it's your right.
Joseph Smith: But mormons ahte homos pretty bad.
Joseph Smith: hate*
Joseph Smith: loathe even
Ehsan: Would they let homos get married if the government let them do the polygamy thing?
Joseph Smith: they dont want to do the plygamy thing anymore
Joseph Smith: and no they wouldn't
Ehsan: yeah right/
ebado: The true Mormons don't.
ebado: They still have the fundamentalist sects.
Ehsan: I don't see a problem with polygamy.
ebado: Of which some still practice polygamy.
Joseph Smith: It is to the point where homos cant go downtown
Ehsan: if people wanna do it, then do it.
Joseph Smith: Because the church owns all of downtown almost
Joseph Smith: And kick gay people kissing off their property
Ehsan: Good for them, it's their properity.
ebado: Ehsan, the concern is that polygamy lead to arranged marriages, basic slavery and statutory rape
ebado: ebado speel
Ehsan: But that's their culture.
Joseph Smith: lol
Joseph Smith: Slavery is their culture
ebado: But illegal in the U.S. Slavery and rape.
Joseph Smith: I FUCKING LOVE IT
Ehsan: You know polygamy is part is islam, and most muslims don't do it.
Joseph Smith: Polygamy, the way FLDS people practice it, is legal in the u.s
Joseph Smith: They only marry one wife on paper.
ebado: Yes.
Ehsan: And yes arranged marrages happen.
ebado: I learned that from Big Love.
Ehsan: And yes in poor ass places people are sold into marrage.
Ehsan: But that's their culture.
Joseph Smith: Oh so its okay
Ehsan: And who is anyone else to say it's bad.
ebado: But illegal in the U.S.
Joseph Smith: When the taliban gasses a girls school, its just their culture.
ebado: You know what, slavery is fine.
Ehsan: You know the biggest fear people have of homos getting married is they will adopt kids.
ebado: It's my culture to own people.
Ehsan: And people think they will molest them and shit.
Joseph Smith: /i just fucking facepalmed
Joseph Smith: They can adopt kids.
ebado: God Ehsan, you are so fucking stupid,
Ehsan: So the point i'm getting at, is people are monster by themselves, not cause of homosexuallty or polygamy or anything.
Ehsan: Tons of hetro monogomous people are sickos.
ebado: Ehsan, your point was slavery and rape was OK if it was part of somebody's culture
Joseph Smith: lol
Ehsan: No my point is people who make those choices are just bad.
Ehsan: and it has nothing to do with polygamy or not.
Joseph Smith: but that is their culture ehsan
Joseph Smith: so its fine
Ehsan: The whole South did slavery and rape, and they wanted to have a confederate day.
ebado: Who cares? Its their culture.
Ehsan: It's their culture.
ebado: I want to rape all my slaves.
Joseph Smith: its your culture
Joseph Smith: go ahead
ebado: And then murder an entire elementary school.
Ehsan: What if a majjority of people said your culture of hetrosexually was bad, and forced you to be gay.
ebado: With my dick.
ebado: Ehsan, stop trying to back out of it. You are already an idiot.
Joseph Smith: THAT IS WHAT THEY DO TO THE TALIBAN!
Ehsan: American Culture feels violence is ok, but sexually is taboo, and in europe it's the other way.
Ehsan: who is correct?
Joseph Smith: wtf are you taling about?
ebado: Ehsan, stop trying.
Joseph Smith: This is going on stories from vent.
ebado: We don't care. You have a lower intelligence level than both of us. You aren't breaking our mind barriers.
ebado: Our mind grapes are swollen with knowledge. Your's are prunes.
Ehsan: I'm just saying small examples of slavery and rape, shouldn't be a reason why a whole people are not allowed to do their thing.
ebado: Nobody said it was.
ebado: I want to do the facepalm emote for the first time.
Ehsan: You guys said polygamy leads to slavery and rape.
ebado: That is how you make me feel.
ebado: No, I said that was the argument the Mormon Church had for abolishing it
Joseph Smith: And it does IN those cult camps
Ehsan: Oh i thought the US governemnt forced them too.
Joseph Smith: There are normal polygamists out their.
Joseph Smith: its the cult part
Joseph Smith: They did
ebado: Jesus, Ehsan, you are an idiot.
Joseph Smith: The church did abolish it for the goverment
Joseph Smith: and became a real religion.
Joseph Smith: Which means*drums* tax exemption
ebado: They should just pray to the space dragons like the rest of us.
Ehsan: Why did they have to change a fundimental part of their religon jsut for the tax exempt?
ebado: Because that's what organized religion does.
Joseph Smith: Yes
Ehsan: Isn't the whole part of the mormans moving to Utah back in the day was so they can have their orgies?
Joseph Smith: Kind of
A Sneaky Ithorian: As I've heard it said, they wanted Utah to be a state but US was all lieks, "lose that polygmy bullshit'
Ehsan: exactly, and the mormans should have the freedom to practice their religion the way they want to.
ebado: For the love of Dumbledore, Ehsan, just comprehend please.
Joseph Smith: People of time viewed mormons as a anti christ type thing
Joseph Smith: They should
Joseph Smith: But they should A. HAve to pay taxes and B. Be held to the law
Ehsan: I hate this prince of persia movie shit, I should have been in that movie.
ebado: Ehsan, you seem to not be separating cults from fundamentalists from mainstream Mormons.
ebado: OK
ebado: We are done with Mormon talk
Ehsan: To me all the religons are a bunch of cults, they just have more followers.
Joseph Smith: When it comes down to it ehsan, people dont like polygamy, not being a polyagamist makes the church look better.
ebado: God, Ehsan, we aren't getting into that.
Ehsan: Have you ever been in a catholic church? That fuckin shit is demonic.
ebado: ...
Ehsan: Drinking wine to symbolize blood and shit.
Joseph Smith: ok
Ehsan: Stand up and sit down over and over chanting shit in unison, bunch of full brainwashing.
Ehsan: But if people want to do that shit, good for them they should be allowed to.
Joseph Smith: they are allowed.
ebado: No, Ehsan. No more. Please. Just stop.
Ehsan: and if those morman want to get freaky with their 2nd and 3rd cousins in a big bed, then let them.
Ehsan: and if homos want to stick it to each other and wear dresses and get married, let them.
ebado: Fox, are you there? Could you start talking about Lost?
Fox: Fox is watching
Fox: L O S T
Joseph Smith: omg l O S T
Joseph Smith: I love lost
Ehsan: And if ABC wants to milk a fuckin show based of Lord of the Flies, then let them.
Joseph Smith: New episode tommorow
Fox: Fox hears your prayers ebado
Joseph Smith: KICK HIM
ebado: Ehsan, please just go to bed.
ebado: You've done enough.
Ehsan: I liked that show before everyone else was watching, then it got stupid on purpose to make it last longer, and i stopped caring.
Joseph Smith: fox
Fox: chicken
Ehsan: btw this is the kind of stuff that will be on my blog, and I'd like to point out you all spent 2 hours talking with me.
Joseph Smith: I think something epic will happen in tommorows lost
Ehsan: 32 cents!
Fox: i think it will too
ebado: Chicken, it's your job to post this shit.
Fox: Desmond will become space Jesus
ebado: I can't wade through it again.
Joseph Smith: where should I cut it off?
Joseph Smith: At the catholic part?
ebado: Here.
Fox: And then vent died. Forever.
ebado: Red Dead Redemption, amirtie?
Fox: OMGSORITE
Joseph Smith: wait guys hold on
Joseph Smith: I am tyring to copy this
Fox: oh yeah
Ehsan: what ice cream should I get?
Joseph Smith: I will kill you
Ehsan: I think I'm going to get chocolate brownie ice cream and crush chips ahoy in them.
Joseph Smith: I'm going to fucking kill him
Ehsan: ur the morman i'm the muslim, how good do you think you are at killing vs me?
ebado: No, Smith, include that one.
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[quote=""fallenchicken""]Ehsan: Oh my'bad you all get to marry multipule women.
Joseph Smith: Not anymore
Ehsan: aww too bad.
Joseph Smith: You can still have sex with multiple women though
Ehsan: You know i think that's bullshit they don't let people do their own thing.
Joseph Smith: I agree.
ebado: Chicken's family escaped the Mormons, right?
Joseph Smith: Some of family is
Joseph Smith: I have two mormon sisters.
Ehsan: I don't see a big deal with polygamy or homosexuallity ot anything, let those people do whatever the fuck they want to do.
Joseph Smith: And ton of mormon extended family
ebado: Ehsan, but homos are so gay.
Ehsan: If you people in Utah want to be Homosexuall Polygamists then go for it.
Joseph Smith: I do
Ehsan: have a family of a couple of fudge packers, it's your right.
Joseph Smith: But mormons ahte homos pretty bad.
Joseph Smith: hate*
Joseph Smith: loathe even
Ehsan: Would they let homos get married if the government let them do the polygamy thing?
Joseph Smith: they dont want to do the plygamy thing anymore
Joseph Smith: and no they wouldn't
Ehsan: yeah right/
ebado: The true Mormons don't.
ebado: They still have the fundamentalist sects.
Ehsan: I don't see a problem with polygamy.
ebado: Of which some still practice polygamy.
Joseph Smith: It is to the point where homos cant go downtown
Ehsan: if people wanna do it, then do it.
Joseph Smith: Because the church owns all of downtown almost
Joseph Smith: And kick gay people kissing off their property
Ehsan: Good for them, it's their properity.
ebado: Ehsan, the concern is that polygamy lead to arranged marriages, basic slavery and statutory rape
ebado: ebado speel
Ehsan: But that's their culture.
Joseph Smith: lol
Joseph Smith: Slavery is their culture
ebado: But illegal in the U.S. Slavery and rape.
Joseph Smith: I FUCKING LOVE IT
Ehsan: You know polygamy is part is islam, and most muslims don't do it.
Joseph Smith: Polygamy, the way FLDS people practice it, is legal in the u.s
Joseph Smith: They only marry one wife on paper.
ebado: Yes.
Ehsan: And yes arranged marrages happen.
ebado: I learned that from Big Love.
Ehsan: And yes in poor ass places people are sold into marrage.
Ehsan: But that's their culture.
Joseph Smith: Oh so its okay
Ehsan: And who is anyone else to say it's bad.
ebado: But illegal in the U.S.
Joseph Smith: When the taliban gasses a girls school, its just their culture.
ebado: You know what, slavery is fine.
Ehsan: You know the biggest fear people have of homos getting married is they will adopt kids.
ebado: It's my culture to own people.
Ehsan: And people think they will molest them and shit.
Joseph Smith: /i just fucking facepalmed
Joseph Smith: They can adopt kids.
ebado: God Ehsan, you are so fucking stupid,
Ehsan: So the point i'm getting at, is people are monster by themselves, not cause of homosexuallty or polygamy or anything.
Ehsan: Tons of hetro monogomous people are sickos.
ebado: Ehsan, your point was slavery and rape was OK if it was part of somebody's culture
Joseph Smith: lol
Ehsan: No my point is people who make those choices are just bad.
Ehsan: and it has nothing to do with polygamy or not.
Joseph Smith: but that is their culture ehsan
Joseph Smith: so its fine
Ehsan: The whole South did slavery and rape, and they wanted to have a confederate day.
ebado: Who cares? Its their culture.
Ehsan: It's their culture.
ebado: I want to rape all my slaves.
Joseph Smith: its your culture
Joseph Smith: go ahead
ebado: And then murder an entire elementary school.
Ehsan: What if a majjority of people said your culture of hetrosexually was bad, and forced you to be gay.
ebado: With my dick.
ebado: Ehsan, stop trying to back out of it. You are already an idiot.
Joseph Smith: THAT IS WHAT THEY DO TO THE TALIBAN!
Ehsan: American Culture feels violence is ok, but sexually is taboo, and in europe it's the other way.
Ehsan: who is correct?
Joseph Smith: wtf are you taling about?
ebado: Ehsan, stop trying.
Joseph Smith: This is going on stories from vent.
ebado: We don't care. You have a lower intelligence level than both of us. You aren't breaking our mind barriers.
ebado: Our mind grapes are swollen with knowledge. Your's are prunes.
Ehsan: I'm just saying small examples of slavery and rape, shouldn't be a reason why a whole people are not allowed to do their thing.
ebado: Nobody said it was.
ebado: I want to do the facepalm emote for the first time.
Ehsan: You guys said polygamy leads to slavery and rape.
ebado: That is how you make me feel.
ebado: No, I said that was the argument the Mormon Church had for abolishing it
Joseph Smith: And it does IN those cult camps
Ehsan: Oh i thought the US governemnt forced them too.
Joseph Smith: There are normal polygamists out their.
Joseph Smith: its the cult part
Joseph Smith: They did
ebado: Jesus, Ehsan, you are an idiot.
Joseph Smith: The church did abolish it for the goverment
Joseph Smith: and became a real religion.
Joseph Smith: Which means*drums* tax exemption
ebado: They should just pray to the space dragons like the rest of us.
Ehsan: Why did they have to change a fundimental part of their religon jsut for the tax exempt?
ebado: Because that's what organized religion does.
Joseph Smith: Yes
Ehsan: Isn't the whole part of the mormans moving to Utah back in the day was so they can have their orgies?
Joseph Smith: Kind of
A Sneaky Ithorian: As I've heard it said, they wanted Utah to be a state but US was all lieks, "lose that polygmy bullshit'
Ehsan: exactly, and the mormans should have the freedom to practice their religion the way they want to.
ebado: For the love of Dumbledore, Ehsan, just comprehend please.
Joseph Smith: People of time viewed mormons as a anti christ type thing
Joseph Smith: They should
Joseph Smith: But they should A. HAve to pay taxes and B. Be held to the law
Ehsan: I hate this prince of persia movie shit, I should have been in that movie.
ebado: Ehsan, you seem to not be separating cults from fundamentalists from mainstream Mormons.
ebado: OK
ebado: We are done with Mormon talk
Ehsan: To me all the religons are a bunch of cults, they just have more followers.
Joseph Smith: When it comes down to it ehsan, people dont like polygamy, not being a polyagamist makes the church look better.
ebado: God, Ehsan, we aren't getting into that.
Ehsan: Have you ever been in a catholic church? That fuckin shit is demonic.
ebado: ...
Ehsan: Drinking wine to symbolize blood and shit.
Joseph Smith: ok
Ehsan: Stand up and sit down over and over chanting shit in unison, bunch of full brainwashing.
Ehsan: But if people want to do that shit, good for them they should be allowed to.
Joseph Smith: they are allowed.
ebado: No, Ehsan. No more. Please. Just stop.
Ehsan: and if those morman want to get freaky with their 2nd and 3rd cousins in a big bed, then let them.
Ehsan: and if homos want to stick it to each other and wear dresses and get married, let them.
ebado: Fox, are you there? Could you start talking about Lost?
Fox: Fox is watching
Fox: L O S T
Joseph Smith: omg l O S T
Joseph Smith: I love lost
Ehsan: And if ABC wants to milk a fuckin show based of Lord of the Flies, then let them.
Joseph Smith: New episode tommorow
Fox: Fox hears your prayers ebado
Joseph Smith: KICK HIM
ebado: Ehsan, please just go to bed.
ebado: You've done enough.
Ehsan: I liked that show before everyone else was watching, then it got stupid on purpose to make it last longer, and i stopped caring.
Joseph Smith: fox
Fox: chicken
Ehsan: btw this is the kind of stuff that will be on my blog, and I'd like to point out you all spent 2 hours talking with me.
Joseph Smith: I think something epic will happen in tommorows lost
Ehsan: 32 cents!
Fox: i think it will too
ebado: Chicken, it's your job to post this shit.
Fox: Desmond will become space Jesus
ebado: I can't wade through it again.
Joseph Smith: where should I cut it off?
Joseph Smith: At the catholic part?
ebado: Here.
Fox: And then vent died. Forever.
ebado: Red Dead Redemption, amirtie?
Fox: OMGSORITE
Joseph Smith: wait guys hold on
Joseph Smith: I am tyring to copy this
Fox: oh yeah
Ehsan: what ice cream should I get?
Joseph Smith: I will kill you
Ehsan: I think I'm going to get chocolate brownie ice cream and crush chips ahoy in them.
Joseph Smith: I'm going to fucking kill him
Ehsan: ur the morman i'm the muslim, how good do you think you are at killing vs me?
ebado: No, Smith, include that one.[/quote]

:| :D :lol: :o :shock: :? :x :roll: :)

Reading that, I expressed all of the above.
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Sobchak: Alright, I don't want to be around another 45 minutes of Ehsan's social masturbation
Ehsan: If you spend more then 20 bucks without getting fucked you got ripped off.
Fox: lol sobchak
Sobchak: Think I'm gonna hit the hay. Shiet :(
Sobchak: Later dudes.
Fox: me too actually
'Sobchak' has left the chat.
Fox: fox has work tomorrow
Ehsan: sobchak is the man, if i can choose any 3 people to go to a stip club with it would sig fox and sobchak
ebado: me too
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Fox: thanks ehsan
Fox: later though!
'Fox' has left the chat.
Ehsan: yeah i'm out too, need to eat my ice cream and sleep.
Ehsan: night night
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Ehsan is a catalyst for hindsight humor - Ehsan
hi
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ebado: Our mind grapes are swollen with knowledge. Your's are prunes

:lol:
Thanks for posting guys.
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Nobody cares about Thaed.

Fox: i like boondocks, my black friend Mike LOVES boondocks
Fox: so does my white friend Adam
ebado: Lies
ebado: You don't know any black people.
Fox: i do, hes my get out of racism card
Fox: "im not racist my best friend is black!"
'Thaed' has joined the chat.
Thaed: Filthy Americans.
'Thaed' has left the chat.
Fox: this seth rogan film sounds good
Fox: a comedy about a guy my age getting cancer
Fox: i know i would joke about it
Fox: its the only way i would know how to deal with it
Sobchak: Drama Comedy, bro
ebado: I had a black roommate
ebado: He sucked
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