stories from vent

[kaheynu]

[quote=""Browncoat Fox""][quote=""ebado""]
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]

I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.[/quote]

Actually Fox you do well. Your lols, rofls, and hahas keep you from looking like a tool.

It makes you look easily amused, but at least you don't look like a tool.

[Sobchak]

I laughed:

Deadpool: So a Moth walks into a dentist office and says to the dentist, "I think I'm a moth" and the desntist says, "well why did you come here? This is a dentistry!" and he says, "The light was on!"
Sobchak: Did you hear about that circus fire?
Sobchak: It was intense.
Sobchak: say that aloud.
Kaheynu: sobchak, I am going to state the badness of that joke the only way I can
'Kaheynu' has left the chat.
Deadpool: Hear about the earth quake in Haiti? It was rockin'!
Sobchak: Cheeky.
Sailor Moon: Great ragequit
Sailor Moon: 8/10
Sobchak: Did you hear boomerangs are coming back?
Sobchak: They always do.
Sobchak:
Sailor Moon: let me tell you
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Hold on, let me tell you
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: I'm upset I broke my pipe
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sobchak: Dwayne
Sailor Moon: Knock knock
Sobchak: Knock Knock.
Sobchak: Ding dong
Sailor Moon: Dwayne
Sobchak: Knock Knock
Deadpool: Dwayne 'THE ROCK" Johnson
Sailor Moon: Yes?
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: WHo's there?
Sobchak: Amos
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sobchak: Dwayne
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sobchak: Orange
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sobchak: Dwayne
Sailor Moon: Knock knock
Sobchak: Dwayne
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sailor Moon: Knock knock
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Knock knock
Sobchak: Who's there?
Sailor Moon: Yes?
Sobchak: Dwayne?
Sailor Moon: Knock knock
Sobchak: Yes?
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Dwayne
Sobchak: Ding dong.
Sailor Moon: Yes?
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Dwayne
Sobchak: Yes?
Sailor Moon: Yes?
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Yes?
Sobchak: Knock knock
Deadpool: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sailor Moon: Dwayne
Sobchak: Knock knock
Sailor Moon: Who's there?
Sobchak: Dwayne
Deadpool: Oh hey guys remember that picture I photo shopped awhile back that I showed you?
Sailor Moon: Dwayne who?
Sailor Moon: Damnit
Sailor Moon: I failed
Sobchak: Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
Sobchak: Yakka yakka!
Deadpool: I asked the girl if she put it in her collage and she she said no because it almost made her puke
Deadpool: it was awesome
Sobchak: Totally worth the hype.
Sailor Moon: So
Sailor Moon: story to tell
Deadpool:
Sobchak: Who's there?

[Sigmarsson]

That had me all up in giggles sobchak

[Lady Gettyburg]

Hahaha that looked funny.

[kaheynu]

soooooooo glad I got the fuckoutathere when I did.

[JensenBakura]

Sigmarsson: i mean theres no point in playing a star trek mmo if you cant pve as a klingon
GnarlPiig: lol
GnarlPiig: It does sound like star treks Galaxies at the moment.
Sigmarsson: http://starbase.wordpress.com/2010/01/1 ... star-trek/
A Sneaky Ithorian: yep. thats why I have almost no interest in playing it
GnarlPiig: hmmm
Sigmarsson: WHYYYY WHYYYyyyyyyy cant it be boyyyyyyyy
Sigmarsson: its a shame
Sigmarsson: i wish it was a good mmo
GnarlPiig: me too...
GnarlPiig: ...it sounded really promising from betty.
Sigmarsson: well
GnarlPiig: But then again Betty can make anything sound sexy.
GnarlPiig: Even sauerkraut.
Sigmarsson: shes wasted money on mmos before
Sigmarsson: and it will take more than just bettys good words to convince me that something is good
Sigmarsson: well considering how many people are talking about the game being total rubbish
Sigmarsson: did you play champions online
GnarlPiig: I think Betty's good words could convince me to do anything.
'Sailor Moon' has joined the chat.
GnarlPiig: Even make out with Ebado.
Sailor Moon: !
Sigmarsson: and this is why i have such little faith in you jensen
GnarlPiig: FUUUUUU......

[IgnorantGavyyn]

Vent sounds like fun

[Ethite]

I found this hilarious, probably more so than I should have:

fallenchicken: does grel ever turn his vent off?
Sobchak: Grel was born on vent
Sobchak: the doctor was TTS
fallenchicken: I actually laughed at that
Snuggs: he just likes to have logs of all our conversations, for future blackmail
fallenchicken: Emal from grel, titled: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK BAWWWWWWWWWWWK
Snuggs: lol
Snuggs: actually i think hes just a bit of a voyeur.
Snuggs: like to watch sobchack peeing on fox.
MudRat_02: lol sobchak its true
MudRat_02: some say he was concieved by someone prematurely releasing their mic bind key
fallenchicken: lol
fallenchicken: i still have my vent muted from like 2 days ago
Sobchak: We should check him for midi-chlorians.

[Sigmarsson]

Aftermath of Ebado leaving



MoonRat_02: ebadosleep
'MoonRat_02' has left the chat.
Sigmarsson: bye
Sigmarsson: FUCJ
Sigmarsson: weawenkaw[eoawne
MudRat_02: NO!
Sigmarsson: FUCK
Sigmarsson: FUCK
Sigmarsson: FUCKWAWEAWE

[badfo]

I need to tell salo and Rat something, and I think this is the only way.

ebado: Actually, I needed to speak to you last night, but you weren't there.
Sobchak: I'm sorry.
ebado: It's OK.
Sobchak: I try to be there for people I love... but I'm only human.
ebado: I love you more than I love salo and MudRat
ebado: Combined.
Sobchak: *nod*

[Grommok]

[quote=""ebado""]I need to tell salo and Rat something, and I think this is the only way.

ebado: Actually, I needed to speak to you last night, but you weren't there.
Sobchak: I'm sorry.
ebado: It's OK.
Sobchak: I try to be there for people I love... but I'm only human.
ebado: I love you more than I love salo and MudRat
ebado: Combined.
Sobchak: *nod*[/quote]

Who doesn't love lord SobbaChakka?

[pano]

[quote=""ebado""]I need to tell salo and Rat something, and I think this is the only way.

ebado: Actually, I needed to speak to you last night, but you weren't there.
Sobchak: I'm sorry.
ebado: It's OK.
Sobchak: I try to be there for people I love... but I'm only human.
ebado: I love you more than I love salo and MudRat
ebado: Combined.
Sobchak: *nod*[/quote]
This is a situation up with which I shall not put!

[Ethite]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]I need to tell salo and Rat something, and I think this is the only way.

ebado: Actually, I needed to speak to you last night, but you weren't there.
Sobchak: I'm sorry.
ebado: It's OK.
Sobchak: I try to be there for people I love... but I'm only human.
ebado: I love you more than I love salo and MudRat
ebado: Combined.
Sobchak: *nod*[/quote]
This is a situation up with which I shall not put![/quote]

Bah. Ebado, is it because Salo Is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere? Not like mudrat...



Note: May be an overused line, but I still enjoy it.

[Sobchak]

fallenchicken: damn jacob work that shit
fallenchicken: god damn jacob has the body of a god

[Pewps]

Wait... You mean someone actually romanced Jacob?

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Pewps""]Wait... You mean someone actually romanced Jacob?[/quote]
I think he just watched the video on YouTube.

[Pewps]

[quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""Pewps""]Wait... You mean someone actually romanced Jacob?[/quote]
I think he just watched the video on YouTube.[/quote]

Oh. I was gonna say...

[Sobchak]

[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""Pewps""]Wait... You mean someone actually romanced Jacob?[/quote]
I think he just watched the video on YouTube.[/quote]

Oh. I was gonna say...[/quote]
Jealous? Don't be ashamed, Pewpsmith.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""Pewps""][quote=""Sobchak""]
I think he just watched the video on YouTube.[/quote]

Oh. I was gonna say...[/quote]
Jealous? Don't be ashamed, Pewpsmith.[/quote]

In the web browser game you can romance Marzipan.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""Pewps""]Wait... You mean someone actually romanced Jacob?[/quote]
I think he just watched the video on YouTube.[/quote]

Oh. I was gonna say...[/quote]

How can you resist Jacob? Like Chicken said he has a body of a god/me.

[Pewps]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]
How can you resist Jacob? Like Chicken said he has a body of a god/me.[/quote]

I don't play vidya games so I can have romance with black men. I could easily do that in real life.


All about them aliens.

[Retocov]

[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""Sigmarsson""]
How can you resist Jacob? Like Chicken said he has a body of a god/me.[/quote]

I don't play vidya games so I can have romance with black men. I could easily do that in real life.


All about them aliens.[/quote]

You tell me PEWPS.

[fallenchicken]

Jessica Alba: I want to have sex with you
fallenchicken: Okay.

[isgrelindisguise]

[quote=""Ethite""]I found this hilarious, probably more so than I should have:

fallenchicken: does grel ever turn his vent off?
Sobchak: Grel was born on vent
Sobchak: the doctor was TTS
fallenchicken: I actually laughed at that
Snuggs: he just likes to have logs of all our conversations, for future blackmail
fallenchicken: Emal from grel, titled: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWK BAWWWWWWWWWWWK
Snuggs: lol
Snuggs: actually i think hes just a bit of a voyeur.
Snuggs: like to watch sobchack peeing on fox.
MudRat_02: lol sobchak its true
MudRat_02: some say he was concieved by someone prematurely releasing their mic bind key
fallenchicken: lol
fallenchicken: i still have my vent muted from like 2 days ago
Sobchak: We should check him for midi-chlorians.[/quote]


I giggled.

[Ethite]

ebado: I like lovebus
ebado: I think he thinks I hate him
Sigmarsson: alot of people think you hate them
ebado: Yes, I'm aware.
lovebus: awww. i got a lil fuzzy
MudRat_02: I like lovebus, but he thinks I love Grommok
ebado: You don't love Grommok?
MudRat_02: not since he cheated on me with that anime poster!
lovebus: no i dont mud. and no i dont ebado
MudRat_02: oh good, cos he's a gaylord!
ebado: I like lovebus, but he thinks I'm really into golden showers.
lovebus: dont knock it til you try it
ebado: I like lovebus, but he thinks I'm a mudblood.
MudRat_02: I like lovebus, but he thinks I'm a muggle
lovebus: carful, my dad might hear that and make me stop liking you
ebado: I like lovebus, but he thinks I can't do the kessel run on my Firebolt in 12 parsecs.
lovebus: he's in a box from federal express atm. havent unwrapped it yet
MudRat_02: I like lovebus, but he thinks I still weep for my past canderous style
lovebus: oh i get it...the "i like lovebus" really means, "i hate loveus." i get it.
lovebus: christ, just begin everything with [snuggs] and i KNOW you'll hate me
MudRat_02: I like lovebus, but he thinks I hate lovebus
ebado: I like lovebus, but he thinks Project Runway isn't the best show on TV.