I just conquered France.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

MTW II's AI sucks.

[pano]

Grats. Can I have the babes and the cheeses? They go well together.




Still waiting on StarCraft.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""]Grats. Can I have the babes and the cheeses? They go well together.




Still waiting on StarCraft.[/quote]

Only when I have completed the conquest of Jerusalem through a crusade and proceed to use it as a base of operation to invade poland. I have highly controversial strategies at best, borderline madness according to my friends but then again madness and genius rub shoulders(that's what I tell myself to sleep at night)

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Only when I have completed the conquest of Jerusalem through a crusade and proceed to use it as a base of operation to invade poland. I have highly controversial strategies at best, borderline madness according to my friends but then again madness and genius rub shoulders(that's what I tell myself to sleep at night)[/quote]
I tell myself that I will be a pop-princess one day. I fall straight into a blissful sleep with that thought.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Only when I have completed the conquest of Jerusalem through a crusade and proceed to use it as a base of operation to invade poland. I have highly controversial strategies at best, borderline madness according to my friends but then again madness and genius rub shoulders(that's what I tell myself to sleep at night)[/quote]
I tell myself that I will be a pop-princess one day. I fall straight into a blissful sleep with that thought.

[/quote]
Will you as a pop-princess also incite adult men to masturbate on your pics even though you're still a child?

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Will you as a pop-princess also incite adult men to masturbate on your pics even though you're still a child?[/quote]
Would I be a REAL pop-princess if I didn't?

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Will you as a pop-princess also incite adult men to masturbate on your pics even though you're still a child?[/quote]
Would I be a REAL pop-princess if I didn't?[/quote]
You make a very good point there.
Truthfully she lying on your bed sober and demanding sex of you, yes or no?

ALSO: she lying on your bed absolutely drunk, she won't remember a thing in the morning, your horny, yes or no?

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]You make a very good point there.
Truthfully she lying on your bed sober and demanding sex of you, yes or no?

ALSO: she lying on your bed absolutely drunk, she won't remember a thing in the morning, your horny, yes or no?[/quote]
We talking about Miley here?

Hmmm, not sure. I'm not particularly attracted to her tbh, but I guess I might.

I'd make sure I video taped it though, so if she tried any, "he raped me!" shit on me, I'd be ready!

(Originally I just meant video-taped her demanding sex, so it was consensual, but a sex tape to blackmail her with would also be fun.)

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]You make a very good point there.
Truthfully she lying on your bed sober and demanding sex of you, yes or no?

ALSO: she lying on your bed absolutely drunk, she won't remember a thing in the morning, your horny, yes or no?[/quote]
We talking about Miley here?

Hmmm, not sure. I'm not particularly attracted to her tbh, but I guess I might.

I'd make sure I video taped it though, so if she tried any, "he raped me!" shit on me, I'd be ready!

(Originally I just meant video-taped her demanding sex, so it was consensual, but a sex tape to blackmail her with would also be fun.)[/quote]
If I was drunk I'd probably do her, but seeing as I've been divorcedfor 3 months now I'd do practically anything.

[badfo]

[youtube:1hx6d4u7]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk[/youtube:1hx6d4u7]

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
If I was drunk I'd probably do her, but seeing as I've been divorcedfor 3 months now I'd do practically anything.[/quote]

Wait, you guys are actually thinking it over? I'd be all over that shit no questions asked.

[pano]

I listened to 54 seconds before it was all too much...

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Youtube BBcode strikes again. *shrug*

[fallenchicken]

I just conquered your moms vagina.

[Mazz]

That miley cyrus video was proof that, if you have a vagina, you can be a multi-millionaire for no reason at all. And if your dad is famous for his mullet you get extra points for that too.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]I just conquered your moms vagina.[/quote]

Your Mom's vagina is like Poland, it has been conquered by just about anyone.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""fallenchicken""]I just conquered your moms vagina.[/quote]

Your Mom's vagina is like Poland, it has been conquered by just about anyone.[/quote]
[youtube:2hshljh9]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9jkGdQ1Ek[/youtube:2hshljh9]

That's how hard my post WTF PWNED your ass.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""fallenchicken""]I just conquered your moms vagina.[/quote]

Your Mom's vagina is like Poland, it has been conquered by just about anyone.[/quote]
[youtube[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9jkGdQ1Ek[/youtube]

That's how hard my post WTF PWNED your ass.[/quote]

youtube doesn't work.

WTF PWNED.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Fixed

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Fixed[/quote]

Would have been cool if there were more transformers imo.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Fixed[/quote]

Would have been cool if there were more transformers imo.[/quote]
Kids these days just don't appreciate movies anymore

[Sobchak]

Transformers? So 2009. They're the Kroger brand of transforming machines.

[Qual]

^

I came.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[youtube:vpvf0pp2]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtrYU6vWdiE[/youtube:vpvf0pp2]


Kiss me I'm polish