stories from vent

[Burnetto]

That was wonderful reading

[Darth Snuggles]

Thaed: Oh, looks like it's Snuggs is going to cum in five minutes. Time for me to go.
Thaed: 'Night.
'Thaed' has left the chat.
Kaheynu: That boy ain't right either
Kaheynu: you done yet Snuggs?
Kaheynu: I don't wanna leave you hanging
Kaheynu: I'm going to assume you're cleaning up and just slide out quietly.
'Kaheynu' has left the chat.



Y'all are so considerate.

[Qual]

Vent: text orgies R us.

[fallenchicken]

Kaheynu: Chicken.
fallenchicken: Bro.
Kaheynu: How you living?
fallenchicken: just fine how are you?
Kaheynu: Life ain't bad
fallenchicken: no it aint
fallenchicken: Unless you're fox


I did good, ebado?

[badfo]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]Kaheynu: Chicken.
fallenchicken: Bro.
Kaheynu: How you living?
fallenchicken: just fine how are you?
Kaheynu: Life ain't bad
fallenchicken: no it aint
fallenchicken: Unless you're fox


I did good, ebado?[/quote]

I'd fuck it.

[Browncoat Fox]

[Sigmarsson]

ebado: Homosexual sex isn't gay
Pewps: why
fallenchicken: Its just misunderstood
Sigmarsson: its straight men having sex to simply fulfill their sexual desires
ebado: Just because I exclusively love and have sex with men doesn't mean I'm gay
fallenchicken: Women just dont understand me like men do
ebado: I'm just a straight man having sex with other straight men
ebado: Exclusively

[Sobchak]

Pewps: i dont like it when people's signatures are big on selkath
ebado: Me either
Sobchak: if img50 worked
ebado: I wish there was something that could be done about it.
Sobchak: Both of you can suckle my goat nips
ebado: img50 didn't work for verticals
Pewps: sobchak has an x-box huge gif
Pewps: and baraja has an x-box huge picture
ebado: img2 is better now. Improved
Sobchak: I'll change it because you complain
ebado: I like Chak's
Sigmarsson: baraja's sig is overpowering
ebado: Don't change it or you will be banned
Sigmarsson: much like his slicked back hair
Sobchak: I'll also serve you some cranberry juice Pewps. For your period.
ebado: Because Pewps has a vagina.
fallenchicken: OHHH BURN
fallenchicken: Departed Burn
Pewps: :[
Pewps: do women drink cranberry juice on their periods
ebado: Pewps, how does your hymen feel?
Pewps: lol
Pewps: i dont get fallenchickens signature
Pewps: i dont get what its trying to imply
ebado: Pewps is bad at understanding things
ebado: it's his smaller brain
ebado: Because he's a woman
Pewps: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fallenchicken: Gordon Hayward is the savior of all mankind
Sobchak: Haha
Sigmarsson: thank god pewps is the guy everyone makes fun of tonight
Sigmarsson: thanks for your sacrifice pewps
Pewps: Sigmar eats poopoo
ebado: ABC Family has a new show where I'm supposed to believe Melissa Joan Hart is fuckable
fallenchicken: lol yeah he does
ebado: But all I can think about is how pretty Joey Lawrence is
Sobchak: I heard he eats poopoo with his morning coffee.
Pewps: lol coffee
Pewps: disgusting
Sigmarsson: sig doesnt drink coffee
Sigmarsson: you're beat
Sigmarsson: done
Sobchak: I know it is. He's gross.
Sigmarsson: jokes over
Sigmarsson: lets listen to ebado
ebado: SIG DRINKS WARM SEMEN
fallenchicken: That's disgusting, sig
Pewps: lol
Sobchak: Ew.
Sobchak: Like, room temperature?
ebado: He adds a bit of cream, though.
A Sneaky Ithorian: good man. Warming it up.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Sobchak""]
ebado: SIG DRINKS WARM SEMEN
[/quote]


Sig "Custard Guts" Marsson

[Pewps]

ebado: Listen
ebado: I've got something to tell you
Pewps: i am the cooler brad pitt to his edward norton
Pewps: if anything
ebado: I don't love salo
ebado: Or Grel
ebado: Or Sobchak
ebado: I'm in love with Pete
ebado: Don't tell anyone.


:]

[Pewps]

[quote=""Pewps""]ebado: Listen
ebado: I've got something to tell you
Pewps: i am the cooler brad pitt to his edward norton
Pewps: if anything
ebado: I don't love salo
ebado: Or Grel
ebado: Or Sobchak
ebado: I'm in love with Pete
ebado: Don't tell anyone.


:][/quote]

The conclusion.

'Kaheynu' has joined the chat.
ebado: We're talking about bears.
Kaheynu: ebado : pete is just using you
Pewps: i'm sorry ebado
ebado: What's going on here?
Kaheynu: It's Pete
Kaheynu: He's USING YOU
ebado: Pewps betrayed me
Kaheynu: He has your best interests at heart though
ebado: I hate you, Pewps
Pewps: I don't want you to get hurt
ebado: We'll see who get hurts
'ebado' has left the chat.
Pewps: :[
Kaheynu: You did right, pewps
Kaheynu: You did what needed to be done
Pewps: Kaheynu, I have a confession
Pewps: I only told people because he said I was Grommok
Pewps: I don't care about ebado's feelings
Kaheynu: Well that's just silly
Kaheynu: You're obviously not Grommok. You're not NEARLY lame enough to be Grommok.
Pewps: It hurt my feelings
Kaheynu: I know.
Kaheynu: It will be OK

[kaheynu]

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be shot by both sides.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""Pewps""]ebado: Listen
ebado: I've got something to tell you
Pewps: i am the cooler brad pitt to his edward norton
Pewps: if anything
ebado: I don't love salo
ebado: Or Grel
ebado: Or Sobchak
ebado: I'm in love with Pete
ebado: Don't tell anyone.


:][/quote]

The conclusion.

'Kaheynu' has joined the chat.
ebado: We're talking about bears.
Kaheynu: ebado : pete is just using you
Pewps: i'm sorry ebado
ebado: What's going on here?
Kaheynu: It's Pete
Kaheynu: He's USING YOU
ebado: Pewps betrayed me
Kaheynu: He has your best interests at heart though
ebado: I hate you, Pewps
Pewps: I don't want you to get hurt
ebado: We'll see who get hurts
'ebado' has left the chat.
Pewps: :[
Kaheynu: You did right, pewps
Kaheynu: You did what needed to be done
Pewps: Kaheynu, I have a confession
Pewps: I only told people because he said I was Grommok
Pewps: I don't care about ebado's feelings
Kaheynu: Well that's just silly
Kaheynu: You're obviously not Grommok. You're not NEARLY lame enough to be Grommok.
Pewps: It hurt my feelings
Kaheynu: I know.
Kaheynu: It will be OK[/quote]

There is a trail of tears coming from ebado.

I have been wanting to use that for a long time.

[Darth Snuggles]

salo: lets all log together
salo: 3
'salo' has left the chat.
Snuggs: lol
MudRat: lol
Snuggs: dick

Totes.

[BlueFish]

*nostalgic sigh*

[Sigmarsson]

Fox: grel is stoned
Fox: me and grel smoke spice together
Kurt: Be careful with spice. It can actually cause heart attacks and depress the respiratory system. In low doses it is ok. Otherwise, be careful.
Sigmarsson: :- |

[Qual]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]Fox: grel is stoned
Fox: me and grel smoke spice together
Kurt: Be careful with spice. It can actually cause heart attacks and depress the respiratory system. In low doses it is ok. Otherwise, be careful.
Sigmarsson: :- |[/quote]

[Sobchak]

GoBetty: Sobchak, watch this whole toob, skip the music just check the speed
GoBetty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fmI66-Bho
GoBetty: The whole clip
Dino Rock: I bet she gives great handjobs
Dino Rock: DINO ROCK
Sigmarsson: she doesnt have sex
Dino Rock: Handjob isn't sex, brovirgin.
Sigmarsson: she doesnt give handjobs
Sigmarsson: anything sexual
Dino Rock: :[
GoBetty: emilie is probably a nun
Dino Rock: Then why does she dress like a drag prostitute?
Sigmarsson: part of her image and having been in a psych ward
GoBetty: Because its stylish Sobchak
GoBetty: victorian punk!
Dino Rock: Is that the genre?
Dino Rock: Victorian punk? lol
Sigmarsson: style
Dino Rock: Apparently she's asexual. Which is lame.
Sigmarsson: she was abused as a child
GoBetty: So her vagina imploded?
Sigmarsson: guess it kind have ticked with her
GoBetty: wtf sigmar you know more than me about emilie??
Dino Rock: Childhood abuse might not be the reason for asexuality.
Sigmarsson: i looked her up, wanted to go to a concert but she wasnt coming to vancouver island
Dino Rock: Nature/nurture etc.
GoBetty: Here's a rockish emilie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_zYcWGrO6M&NR=1
Dino Rock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDp ... re=channel
Sigmarsson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjiU-wR1Wlg
Dino Rock: That's all I want to listen to right now
Dino Rock: and anything that sounds like that.
Dino Rock: Slutty jazz. Find me slutty jazz.
Dino Rock: Go my pretties!

[isgrelindisguise]

MudRat: fucking hell I hate group Uni projectgs
'Deadpool' has joined the chat.
Deadpool: Burnetto wanna die?
Deadpool: I'm sober enough to kick ass
MudRat: lol
MudRat: 10 says this is drunken rage
Padre Justicia: I did too mudrat.
Padre Justicia: 33% always do 0% of the work.
Deadpool: lol
Deadpool: No seriously I'm sober
Deadpool: you guys missed me the other night though
Padre Justicia: Prove it.
Deadpool: Kaheynu was here
MudRat: we're given over a month to do it, last week people are still doing nothing
Padre Justicia: At least you are probably doing an interesting topic...I had to do a group project on wether birth control violated scripture.
Deadpool: Lawl
Deadpool: that was the perfect time to blast christfags with piss man!
Deadpool:
MudRat: oh nasty
Padre Justicia: You wanted me to...pee on the other group members?
Deadpool: Yeap
Padre Justicia: ok.

[Sobchak]

*** You have been reconnected to the server ***
'MudRat' has joined the chat.
'ebado' has joined the chat.
'Fox' has joined the chat.
'Deadpool' has joined the chat.
'Snuggs' has joined the chat.
'chickenrising' has joined the chat.
'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: Poop on the internet.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: Whoa
Snuggs: there is now
'Pewps' has left the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Pewps: hi
Sobchak: That was shockingly prophetic.
Pewps: i heard my name?

[Deadpool]

[quote=""Sobchak""]*** You have been reconnected to the server ***
'MudRat' has joined the chat.
'ebado' has joined the chat.
'Fox' has joined the chat.
'Deadpool' has joined the chat.
'Snuggs' has joined the chat.
'chickenrising' has joined the chat.
'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: Poop on the internet.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: Whoa
Snuggs: there is now
'Pewps' has left the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Pewps: hi
Sobchak: That was shockingly prophetic.
Pewps: i heard my name?[/quote]

I came


Also, I amused myself and so I figured I'd share. Especially because I'm bored and I've never posted here.

09/27 17:31:59 Deadpool: RAEP!
09/27 17:32:13 ebado: Hey, we were just talking about that
09/27 17:32:32 Snuggs: anyways, i better go put this laundry on.
09/27 17:32:54 ebado: I'm gonna finish this paper
09/27 17:33:00 'ebado' has left the chat.
09/27 17:33:54 Deadpool: lol
09/27 17:33:57 Deadpool: you guys are lame
09/27 17:34:03 Deadpool: you leave Poolio
09/27 17:34:43 Deadpool: So is it bad that I saw a picture of a sunset on a port in VA and the first thing I noticed is how shitty the ship is moored?
09/27 17:39:19 Deadpool: Man, the dialogue in this place is that of a morgue
09/27 17:40:01 Deadpool: I get a cunt every now and then walking by with some shitty "dead person" pun and then you're off to jerk off in open wounds before you stitch them up
09/27 17:40:39 Deadpool: "Hey Deadpool, works really DEAD today huh? lolololol anyway, see you tomorrow for my witty remark, I'm going to go masturbate in some corpses now"
09/27 17:41:15 Deadpool: but in this scenario the bad pun is the repeated "drunkpool" or something to that effect
09/27 17:43:33 'A Sneaky Ithorian' has joined the chat.
09/27 17:43:49 A Sneaky Ithorian: SO my free week of WoW just expired while was in an instance.
09/27 17:44:05 Deadpool: Weak
09/27 17:44:12 A Sneaky Ithorian: I found it kinda funny
09/27 17:44:13 Deadpool: good thing I still got 3 on mine
09/27 17:44:17 Deadpool: and I stole mine
09/27 17:44:32 Deadpool: that is kind of funny
09/27 17:44:32 A Sneaky Ithorian: nah we had just started.
09/27 17:44:36 A Sneaky Ithorian: like 2 pulls in
09/27 17:44:41 Deadpool: That's good
09/27 17:44:44 Deadpool: could have been worse
09/27 17:45:04 Deadpool: totally bone your teammates because you were too selfish to actually pay...
09/27 17:45:10 A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
09/27 17:45:16 A Sneaky Ithorian: fuck 'em
09/27 17:45:22 Deadpool: Can I please?
09/27 17:45:29 A Sneaky Ithorian: ll yours.
09/27 17:45:34 A Sneaky Ithorian: all*
09/27 17:45:40 Deadpool: sweet
09/27 17:46:05 A Sneaky Ithorian: nah I'll renew
09/27 17:46:11 Deadpool: been waiting to use this since the day I was born....uhhh I mean, damn, it's only been 3 hours and I get to go again? heh heh
09/27 17:46:27 Deadpool: you missed my tirade
09/27 17:46:27 A Sneaky Ithorian: lol
09/27 17:47:08 Deadpool: I amused myself with it for a minute
09/27 17:47:16 Deadpool: but no one ever responded
09/27 17:47:22 Snuggs: a minute is all dp needs
09/27 17:47:23 Deadpool: so I realized no one was reading it
09/27 17:48:09 Deadpool: Yeah, for me to rest between the 23 hour and 59 minute sex fest we had
09/27 17:49:27 Snuggs: rape is bad, mmkay?
09/27 17:50:39 A Sneaky Ithorian: mmkay.

[PeepsMcJuggs]

I was hoping this would be funny. Sadly, it's not. Sorry about the limp wrist, Pewps.

[youtube:19kifxfn]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx4V_bjVDec[/youtube:19kifxfn]

[Darth Snuggles]

*** You have been reconnected to the server ***
'Fox' has joined the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
'Snuggs' has joined the chat.
Pewps: sobchak took your leaving as a slight
Snuggs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHAKKLES!
Pewps: and left in a fit of rage
Snuggs: *weeps*
Snuggs: no my little sweet pea(nis)
Pewps: lol
Snuggs: :.(

[thumb:2gmt8uit]http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu31 ... 1285933671[/thumb:2gmt8uit]

[badfo]

I only post stories I find myself funny in.

ebado: When a girl is inscure about her weight, a good way to freak her out is to tell her she has strong child bearing hips
Sobchak: Always a nice touch.
Sobchak: "I bet you hold a lot of placenta."
ebado: "You could withstand my jackhammer procreation methods"
Snuggs: that would be frightening coming from ebado i reckon
Snuggs: "You'd have no trouble pushing out my abnormally large offspring"
Sobchak: "You're very well insulated for my reproductive bombardment."
ebado: "When you see the bruises tomorrow morning, just think of the great opportunity you have in bearing my spawn."
Sobchak: "You're the log flume for my splash mountain."
Sobchak: or maybe reverse those.
Sobchak: "I'm the log flume for your splash mountain."
ebado: "I'm about to smash your crater"
ebado: "I'm here to tame your sarlaac"
ebado: "It's time for coitus"
Snuggs: battle your sarlacc.
Sobchak: "Prepare to be fertilized."
ebado: "I hope you cushioned your abdomen"
Sobchak: "Have you quake tested your foundation, ma'am?"
Sobchak: BOOM BOOM BOOM
Sobchak: Baby.
ebado: "Hold on, this is going to register an 8 on the Dickter scale"
Sobchak: I'm having a hard time beating that.
Sobchak: That's what she said.

[Pewps]

[quote=""ebado""]I only post stories I find myself funny in.

ebado: When a girl is inscure about her weight, a good way to freak her out is to tell her she has strong child bearing hips
Sobchak: Always a nice touch.
Sobchak: "I bet you hold a lot of placenta."
ebado: "You could withstand my jackhammer procreation methods"
Snuggs: that would be frightening coming from ebado i reckon
Snuggs: "You'd have no trouble pushing out my abnormally large offspring"
Sobchak: "You're very well insulated for my reproductive bombardment."
ebado: "When you see the bruises tomorrow morning, just think of the great opportunity you have in bearing my spawn."
Sobchak: "You're the log flume for my splash mountain."
Sobchak: or maybe reverse those.
Sobchak: "I'm the log flume for your splash mountain."
ebado: "I'm about to smash your crater"
ebado: "I'm here to tame your sarlaac"
ebado: "It's time for coitus"
Snuggs: battle your sarlacc.
Sobchak: "Prepare to be fertilized."
ebado: "I hope you cushioned your abdomen"
Sobchak: "Have you quake tested your foundation, ma'am?"
Sobchak: BOOM BOOM BOOM
Sobchak: Baby.
ebado: "Hold on, this is going to register an 8 on the Dickter scale"
Sobchak: I'm having a hard time beating that.
Sobchak: That's what she said.[/quote]

I feel almost compelled to use some of these.