@Qual, Second Edition

[Qual]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
No worries, you couldn't possibly beat me with this hand, I had a pair of Aces, and the flop brought me a 3 of a kind, I had you beat at the start.

On the other hand, you have a girlfriend, and I'm in love with a 16 year old girl that will in all probability break my heart, with a bit of effort you could have beaten me. [/quote]

All good then!

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Can't deny being a Nerd, It's 3 in the afternoon and I'm killing time on a forum named after a race that made a Cameo in ONE piece of SW EU, while doing so I'm replaying a 15 year old Japanese RPG on an emulator on my state of the art PC, I'm single, and my prospect for this evening is to go play chess in a Bar surrounded by some RL friends. I am as nerdy as they come. Though you have all seen my pics, I look good in a suite, I can dance Salsa, I'm pretty scary when I'm angry, and I'm pretty charming around the ladies and don't look too bad, all in all I can claim I have the best of both lifestyles.

SO FU QUAL[/quote]
I fap all day too.[/quote]
I don't fap, I only feel sexually aroused when I harbour feelings towards someone, pretty mando huh.

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Can't deny being a Nerd, It's 3 in the afternoon and I'm killing time on a forum named after a race that made a Cameo in ONE piece of SW EU, while doing so I'm replaying a 15 year old Japanese RPG on an emulator on my state of the art PC, I'm single, and my prospect for this evening is to go play chess in a Bar surrounded by some RL friends. I am as nerdy as they come. Though you have all seen my pics, I look good in a suite, I can dance Salsa, I'm pretty scary when I'm angry, and I'm pretty charming around the ladies and don't look too bad, all in all I can claim I have the best of both lifestyles.

SO FU QUAL[/quote]
I fap all day too.[/quote]
I don't fap, I only feel sexually aroused when I harbour feelings towards someone, pretty mando huh.[/quote]
I little, but I won't tell anyone.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]

You forgot "translates Ortolan Sex fiction into spanish" for some guy.[/quote]
LAWL, when is it coming out anyway?[/quote][/quote]

It's getting there...the artist is working on it.

Salo and Qual are hilarious in it. I modelled their relationship on this:

[youtube:9j2dj0yp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbnLYRO ... re=related[/youtube:9j2dj0yp]

Except it's called "Perfect Smugglers."

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
I little, but I won't tell anyone.[/quote]
it's easy to fix though, my slight mandoism can be cured with the use viagra. Last night I fucked my couch.

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""salo_pano""]
I little, but I won't tell anyone.[/quote]
it's easy to fix though, my slight mandoism can be cured with the use viagra. Last night I fucked my couch.[/quote]
Your couch sleeps around though.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""salo_pano""]
I little, but I won't tell anyone.[/quote]
it's easy to fix though, my slight mandoism can be cured with the use viagra. Last night I fucked my couch.[/quote]
Your couch sleeps around though.

[/quote]
I know but I'm too in love with it to acknowledge it, please don't break up the illusion.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
Your couch sleeps around though.

[/quote]

Having seen pictures of Baraja...

...I'm struggling to see what the couch sees in that guy.

Couches are weird.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""salo_pano""]
Your couch sleeps around though.

[/quote]

Having seen pictures of Baraja...

...I'm struggling to see what the couch sees in that guy.

Couches are weird.[/quote]
We all know that couches always like guys who treat them bad, I'm just too nice a fellow.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]Having seen pictures of Baraja...

...I'm struggling to see what the couch sees in that guy.

Couches are weird.[/quote]
He bucks like the great Wildebeest God, Untar'arow. On speed.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""salo_pano""]
Your couch sleeps around though.

[/quote]

Having seen pictures of Baraja...

...I'm struggling to see what the couch sees in that guy.

Couches are weird.[/quote]
We all know that couches always like guys who treat them bad, I'm just too nice a fellow.[/quote]

Yeah...but try and say that around your couch co-workers and you're called a sexist.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]

Yeah...but try and say that around your couch co-workers and you're called a sexist.[/quote]
Exactly, I would have and still would give anything and everything for that couch, and it still betrayed me so. Will I ever find a couch that treats me right?

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]

Yeah...but try and say that around your couch co-workers and you're called a sexist.[/quote]
Exactly, I would have and still would give anything and everything for that couch, and it still betrayed me so. Will I ever find a couch that treats me right?[/quote]

I doubt it. I only use couches for sex now...no more serious relationships.

Have you ever been with two couches at once?

HOT.

Take a look at this whore:

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]

Yeah...but try and say that around your couch co-workers and you're called a sexist.[/quote]
Exactly, I would have and still would give anything and everything for that couch, and it still betrayed me so. Will I ever find a couch that treats me right?[/quote]

I doubt it. I only use couches for sex now...no more serious relationships.

Have you ever been with two couches at once?

HOT.

Take a look at this whore:

[/quote]
Mmmm, she's a dirty bitch.

I would slap those cushions until they were raw.

All that fancy leather too.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""]

Yeah...but try and say that around your couch co-workers and you're called a sexist.[/quote]
Exactly, I would have and still would give anything and everything for that couch, and it still betrayed me so. Will I ever find a couch that treats me right?[/quote]

I doubt it. I only use couches for sex now...no more serious relationships.

Have you ever been with two couches at once?

HOT.

Take a look at this whore:

[/quote]
Nah man, I'm a one couch type of guy, that's one fine couch, but I'm pretty sure see has seen her share of asses.

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Nah man, I'm a one couch type of guy, that's one fine couch, but I'm pretty sure see has seen her share of asses.[/quote]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Nah man, I'm a one couch type of guy, that's one fine couch, but I'm pretty sure see has seen her share of asses.[/quote]

Yeah, but she probably uses protection.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Nah man, I'm a one couch type of guy, that's one fine couch, but I'm pretty sure see has seen her share of asses.[/quote]

Yeah, but she probably uses protection.

[/quote]
LOL.

Good one.

I can always count on Selkath community to cheer me up

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
Nah man, I'm a one couch type of guy, that's one fine couch, but I'm pretty sure see has seen her share of asses.[/quote]

Yeah, but she probably uses protection.

[/quote]
LOL.

Good one.

I can always count on Selkath community to cheer me up [/quote]

How in the name of Ebado do the @Qual threads always end up on the opposite end of the universe form where they start?

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]


How in the name of Ebado do the @Qual threads always end up on the opposite end of the universe form where they start?[/quote]

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]

How in the name of Ebado do the @Qual threads always end up on the opposite end of the universe form where they start?[/quote]
The power of random, we are all innate thread hijackers, the thing is you try to retrace the steps and you still end up thinking, 'how the fuck did this happen'

[The BBP]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""The BBP""][/quote]



Ebado...can we make this image part of the website?

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""The BBP""][/quote]



Ebado...can we make this image part of the website?[/quote]

These aren't the birds you're looking for.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""The BBP""][/quote]



Ebado...can we make this image part of the website?[/quote]
You should post it in SWTOR OT