Got Kolto?

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This guy does.



I think I'm in love with the girl in my sig.

[pano]

She looks pretty excited by the prospect of having something in her mouth.

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I'm a little worried actually.

She stares right into my eyes...

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]This guy does.



I think I'm in love with the girl in my sig. [/quote]

It's not love.

But she is lovely...it a bit to slutty for me. I'm not hugely into the whole "Look where my fingers are!". Holy cow...don't touch me with those filthy hands...wash up and then lie on your back quietly like a lady.

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[quote=""JensenBakura""]
It's not love.

But she is lovely...it a bit to slutty for me. I'm not hugely into the whole "Look where my fingers are!". Holy cow...don't touch me with those filthy hands...wash up and then lie on your back quietly like a lady.[/quote]

I'm in heat then.

And LOL @ lie on your back.

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In other news, I'm drinking milk that is almost off. It doesn't taste quite right, but it's not disgusting.

I feel this is related to this thread.

[JensenBakura]

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And LOL @ lie on your back. [/quote]

That, my friend, is the British way. "Lie on your back and think of England"

Not as funny as this real-life gem, taken from a WW1 letter. It proves our stuffy great-grandparents did actually have a sense of humour:

"...tell the children their daddy loves them, and misses them very much.

Your Affectionate Husband,

Alffie

P.S. Take a good look at the floor, because you'll be seeing nothing but the ceiling when I get home."

May have messed up a word or two - but that's by far the funniest thing I remember from high school history class.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]That, my friend, is the British way. "Lie on your back and think of England"

Not as funny as this real-life gem, taken from a WW1 letter. It proves our stuffy great-grandparents did actually have a sense of humour:

"...tell the children their daddy loves them, and misses them very much.

Your Affectionate Husband,

Alffie

P.S. Take a good look at the floor, because you'll be seeing nothing but the ceiling when I get home."

May have messed up a word or two - but that's by far the funniest thing I remember from high school history class.[/quote]
Playa.

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[quote=""JensenBakura""]
That, my friend, is the British way. "Lie on your back and think of England"

Not as funny as this real-life gem, taken from a WW1 letter. It proves our stuffy great-grandparents did actually have a sense of humour:

"...tell the children their daddy loves them, and misses them very much.

Your Affectionate Husband,

Alffie

P.S. Take a good look at the floor, because you'll be seeing nothing but the ceiling when I get home."

May have messed up a word or two - but that's by far the funniest thing I remember from high school history class.[/quote]

That's great.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]That, my friend, is the British way. "Lie on your back and think of England"

Not as funny as this real-life gem, taken from a WW1 letter. It proves our stuffy great-grandparents did actually have a sense of humour:

"...tell the children their daddy loves them, and misses them very much.

Your Affectionate Husband,

Alffie

P.S. Take a good look at the floor, because you'll be seeing nothing but the ceiling when I get home."

May have messed up a word or two - but that's by far the funniest thing I remember from high school history class.[/quote]
Playa.[/quote]

For some reason the thought of some mild-mannered Edwardian Couple secretly being wildcats in the bedroom just tickles me for some reason. Especially when people stereotype everyone alive in that era as sexless prudes who thought children were delivered in baskets by fairies.

Historians with agenda's suck. Whether they be liberal or conservative.

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[quote=""JensenBakura""]Historians with agenda's suck. Whether they be liberal or conservative.[/quote]

So true. It does get massively annoying.