@Baraja
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kaheynu
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pano
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""kaheynu""]How about we just bet on the lobsters instead?
Whichever lobster wins gets eaten second.[/quote]
I say whichever lobster wins gets to eat the other lobster, then have unprotected sex with all the hawt bitch lobsters and teach all his children how to lobster-knife-fight because it is the most awesome thing in the world.
I mean, they have CLAWS, yet they CHOOSE to fight with knives. Lobsters = true gentlemen.
Whichever lobster wins gets eaten second.[/quote]
I say whichever lobster wins gets to eat the other lobster, then have unprotected sex with all the hawt bitch lobsters and teach all his children how to lobster-knife-fight because it is the most awesome thing in the world.
I mean, they have CLAWS, yet they CHOOSE to fight with knives. Lobsters = true gentlemen.
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JensenBakura
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""kaheynu""]And you know those twi'lek chicks. The Typhoid Marys of the STD world.[/quote]
I'd like to think that either STD's are a thing of the past in the Star Wars Universe (just wash in bacta after sex), or that Twi'lek's are naturally immune due to their frisky nature.
I'd like to think that either STD's are a thing of the past in the Star Wars Universe (just wash in bacta after sex), or that Twi'lek's are naturally immune due to their frisky nature.
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Qual
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""kaheynu""]And you know those twi'lek chicks. The Typhoid Marys of the STD world.[/quote]
Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.
Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.
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pano
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""Qual""][quote=""kaheynu""]And you know those twi'lek chicks. The Typhoid Marys of the STD world.[/quote]
Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.[/quote]
No child support?
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Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.[/quote]
No child support?
[size=99px]O.... M.... G....[/size]
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JensenBakura
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""Qual""][quote=""kaheynu""]And you know those twi'lek chicks. The Typhoid Marys of the STD world.[/quote]
Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.[/quote]
Science fail...AIDS came from monkey's, and I've never had a monkey get pregnant because of me.
Incorrect.
Twi'leks are compatible with humans (i.e. fuckable), but they can't have children. Naturally, I extrapolate this out to mean no STDs either.
All postives, no negatives.[/quote]
Science fail...AIDS came from monkey's, and I've never had a monkey get pregnant because of me.
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Qual
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Science fail...AIDS came from monkey's, and I've never had a monkey get pregnant because of me.[/quote]
Advanced technology has rendered AIDS obsolete. Don't you dare crush my dreams!
Science fail...AIDS came from monkey's, and I've never had a monkey get pregnant because of me.[/quote]
Advanced technology has rendered AIDS obsolete. Don't you dare crush my dreams!
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pano
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""JensenBakura""]Science fail...AIDS came from monkey's, and I've never had a monkey get pregnant because of me.[/quote]
Me neither.
I always thought the bitch was on the pill though. I've been trying to create some sort of monkey-man for many years now.
Me neither.
I always thought the bitch was on the pill though. I've been trying to create some sort of monkey-man for many years now.
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JensenBakura
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Re: @Baraja
[quote=""Qual""]
Advanced technology has rendered AIDS obsolete. Don't you dare crush my dreams![/quote]
I totally agree with that possibility. (See earlier post)
Advanced technology has rendered AIDS obsolete. Don't you dare crush my dreams![/quote]
I totally agree with that possibility. (See earlier post)
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fallenchicken
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Re: @Baraja
Baraja would never kill his ex wife.
Get drunk and start a fight since spain lost maybe...but he wouldn't kill his wife.
Get drunk and start a fight since spain lost maybe...but he wouldn't kill his wife.
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