Anyone wanna talk about Rio

[pano]

lol

[badfo]

From what I hear you spoiled ass Aussies are being real crybabies and demanding ridiculous things like functional and safe housing.

[pano]

Yeah bunch of ninnies for sure. Also read that the pool water will give you a virus so there go all our medals

Plus that kiwi guy kept getting hustled by the cops

Obligatory "good one to get banned for doping"

[badfo]

The US basketball teams are staying on a fucking cruise ship.

[isgrelindisguise]

The US basketball teams are staying on a fucking cruise ship.

It's weird that this sounds like a completely reasonable and entirely brilliant move.

I'm expecting the Latvian National Team to be the ones that spread Zika to epidemic proportions in Eastern Europe.

[badfo]

I met Rickie Fowler at a party once. I didn't know they were golfing in this one.

[isgrelindisguise]

I met Rickie Fowler at a party once. I didn't know they were golfing in this one.

They kinda are. A lot of the top golfers decided they didnt want to go. I think Rory McIlroy said that instead of competing he was going to stay at home and watch Olympics that mattered.

[badfo]

Urrbody afraid of getting mosquitoes in their pp.

[fallenchicken]

I'm trying to unlock the Zika player icon on overwatch.

[Sigmarsson]

Dont know the exact event but saw a brief portion of the mens biking? and they were riding on a narrow cobblestone road that fucked the shit out of their bikes and caused some crashes. Seemed like the type of shoddy design youd expect from brazil

[pano]

Australia is currently winning so maybe just end it now :]

[isgrelindisguise]

Watched the Croatia - Spain basketball game's 4th quarter. It was pretty good.

[pano]

Is anyone aware of the Sun Yang drama? Is China salty because their media suppressed his ban or something? Mack probably shouldn't have called him a drug cheat but cats outta the bag now, nerds

I'm in Spain atm and every time Australia comes on they switch to a different sport to watch Spain. I missed the Australian girl get gold in the shooting to watch a repeat of Spain v Serbia women's bball... So good

:[

[Sobchak]

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/762834403022163970

[badfo]

Is anyone aware of the Sun Yang drama? Is China salty because their media suppressed his ban or something? Mack probably shouldn't have called him a drug cheat but cats outta the bag now, nerds

I'm in Spain atm and every time Australia comes on they switch to a different sport to watch Spain. I missed the Australian girl get gold in the shooting to watch a repeat of Spain v Serbia women's bball... So good

:[

Vaguely. We're more focused on Lily King calling that Russian girl a cheat and saying she shouldn't be here. And then doubling down and saying Justin Gatlin shouldn't be here, either.

Lily King probably knows all the real rules to Monopoly.

[Pewps]

I've been telling people how terrible Brazil is for years. Any games, whether virtual or real, are ruined by their touch.

[pano]

http://www.medalspercapita.com/#medals-per-capita:2016

Dat Slovenia

[badfo]

I enjoyed the race when it was basically "oh wtf that Kazahk dude won we we weren't even looking at him."

[Darth Snuggles]

So much drama in Rio. I thought all the kidnappings and shoddy construction was going to be the worst of it. But we got pools turning green and burning competitors eyes, whole bunch of people smack talking bout drug cheats. Now some sleazy UK journalist decided to go onto Grindr to see how many gay Olympians he could bait and out, despite admitting himself that these closeted gays mostly live in countries where homosexuals can face persecution and even death. But like, I didn't lie about anything people I was totally honest. Unless you think being a supposedly straight married guy signing on to Grindr is in any way a deception.

[isgrelindisguise]

I mean fuck Russia but that swimmer doesn't deserve some 19 year old punk rubbing shit in her face. The grindr thing is dumb. So was all the people setting their tinder locations to the olympic village to skeeze on fake profiles and some not fake ones.