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Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:22 am
by badfo
Stolen from reddit

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Also might be one more role not cast yet. Lupita Nyongo and some others rumored for it.

Glad they chose the good Weasley.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:39 am
by pano
Star sausage fest more like

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:45 am
by Darth Snuggles
This is actually kind of exciting!


Except they're missing the most important person.

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Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:48 am
by pano
We still don't know much right? Jacen and Jaina def involved? Def Darth Caedus bullfrickle? Is there a Fel child involved?

I hope Han and Chewie go out in a blaze of glory in 7 (like, flying the Falcon up the ass of a super weapon and brofisting, no innuendo), and Luke has a minimal role in 7 and dies peaceful like in 8 or 9. He's earned it. Yoda style. Mark looks like he's lived rough anyway. What happened, Mark?

I hope it has lightsabers.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:19 am
by badfo
We don't know if any of that is happening but given they made a big deal about separating the EU recently I doubt it. Good riddance. GTFO terrible EU. Sorry Thrawn. Crossfire.

Daisy is probably Leia and Han's kid but I don't think that means she's Jaina. Weasley might be related to Luke. Boyega is probably the lead. Driver is probably a villain.

Apparently the first script focused heavy on Solo offspring but Kasdan and Abrams rewrote it and it doesn't so much anymore. Probably for the best. Bow to Kasdan as the man they kept George from ruining the OT.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:29 am
by pano
Why does Peter Mayhew need to be present?

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:45 am
by badfo
What else is he going to do? Being Chewbacca is probably pretty boring. Show up, stand around. Roar every once in a while.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 10:57 am
by Darth Snuggles
Wimble wrote:Why does Peter Mayhew need to be present?
Because he really wants to learn his dialogue!

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:05 am
by pano
Hodor has more lines!

I wonder what alien Gollum will be. Probably a Vong for badfo.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:12 pm
by isgrelindisguise
The internet says Mayhew speaks his lines in english so that other actors can react to the intention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9rlb1QAqM

I expect they're breaking EU canon; the writer that we know was writing about the children of the original series got fired and JJ Abrams rewrote the script with the ESB guy. So maybe it's still about their children, maybe it's about a bunch of tourists who get trapped on Ithor after their starliner from Naboo gets lost on it's way to Coruscant and discover that Ithor is actually the most interesting place in the galaxy.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:41 pm
by fallenchicken
Inside Llewyn Davis! best movie of last year. Yeah! Is he the bad guy or something I wonder?

What's with all the Adam Driver love?

Fucking Saoirse Ronan should be in there. FUCK U JJ. GET OUT JJ GET OUT. I can practically feel him ruining this.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:55 am
by isgrelindisguise
I'm just going to do it before salo does.

Dibs on Daisy.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 1:06 am
by badfo
Dibs on Oscar Isaac then.

Or this Maisie Richardson Sellers girl if she gets cast.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 1:57 am
by fallenchicken
I hope Carrie isn't trying to get Daisy to try cocaine.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:43 pm
by isgrelindisguise
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Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:44 pm
by isgrelindisguise
Gwendoline is Brienne by the way.

This is awesome.

I'm on board the hype train and I have a first class ticket.

edit: Because new page.

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Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:00 pm
by pano
Grel is like meh, then they announce some boobs and he's buying first class. Textbook

Brienne will be a Wookiee huehua

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:07 pm
by isgrelindisguise
It's been a while since we saw a woman-wookie. A Womkie if you will.

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Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:44 am
by Pewps
Lupita Nyong'o is not the most beautiful person in the world

Not even 7/10, MAYBE 6/10

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:21 am
by Thaed
So scaled to Pewps that's, what, 24-28/10?

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:20 am
by fallenchicken
I think Lupita is pretty. But I'm not a racist.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:43 pm
by Pewps
She looks too much like Grace Jones to be attractive is all I'm sayin

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:49 pm
by Grommok
She's a strong independent black woman and she don't need no rating.

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:45 pm
by Pewps
Everyone gets a rating and/or tier

Re: Star Whores 7

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:21 pm
by badfo
What is Pewps'?