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I thought I would bring this famous forum game here. You change certain parts of songs to sobchak.

Ill start:

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found sobchak

I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a sobchak
Touched for the very first time
Like a sobchak
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, sobchak
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

Youre so fine and youre mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a sobchak, ooh, ooh
Like a sobchak
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,sobchak
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first sobchak?

Oh yeah, coming right back at cha,
with a different type of swing
You know, you better ask somebody
Sobchak, this is for you, and you, and definitely you

I'm the type of guy who takes time to just kick back
I turn around my fanny pack
I have a 5-year-old sitting on my lap
Slamming the ivories until I sees
a Sobchak worth my while
I'm scoping it, checking a smile
And I know that I can get it
and I'll hit it if he's with it
I get the 5 to the 6-7 digits
call him up on my cellular
And all the shit that I'll say to him
The fun will begin when I pull down your pants
So if a Sobchak is lonesome
I think that he knows where to go when he wants some
Cuz Selkath ain't here for nothing but I gotta let all

1-Somethin' 4 da Sobchak, Somethin' 4 da Sobchak
Somethin' 4 da Sobchak, Somethin' 4 da Sobchak

Summertime, no funner time for me to kick in with you
To find some things I wanna get into
I call up my crew I tell them bring a Jew
And some Hennessey for the beach party
So call up your girlfriends
And you know there always tends to be an ugly one
But bring her, too
Fat or skinny he likes to fap
with Montell and the SL Coup
While the beat is humpin' from South Central to Compton
A little somethin' somethin'

Parody of "His Cheese Burger" from Veggie Tales.

That's right motherfuckers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFNtXbkelM

He said to her "I'd like a Sobchak."
"And I might like a Sobchak as well."
She said to him "I can't get you either"
He said "Isn't this Sobchak bell?"
She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."
"But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry!"
"But I guess I can wait until then!"

Cuz you're his Sobchak,
His yummy Sobchak,
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his Sobchak,
His tasty Sobchak,
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till Sobchak,
He may have dozed off once or twice,
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's,
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Sobchak, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch!

Cuz you're his Sobchak,
His precious Sobchak,
Be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, Sobchak,
Oh, lovely Sobchak,
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.

Cuz he loves you Sobchak, with all his heart,
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart,
And if the world suddenly ran out of Sobchak,
He would get down on his hands and Sobchak,
To see if someone accidently dropped some Sobchak in the dirt,
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty Sobchak off just for you!

You are his Sob..cha....aaaakkkkkkk!

Can we get together and spend a little time
Hang out at the triple x, that would be just fine.
Baby lets get freaky, come on out with me.
We can play doctors and nurses, you could examine me.

Ohhh
Sweet talking jive, that makes us all wet.
Activates our senses we must take what we can get.
Come on over baby and I can find that spot.

Come on girls....
Whose ya Sobchak?
Come on girls....
Whose ya Sobchak?

Can we get together and we can have some fun.
You can do a little dance and I could bang your drums.

Ohhh
Baby lets get nasty and come on out with me.
We could play donkey kong and you could rescue me.
Quit your fussin baby, lets have a good time.
Im feeling kinda sexy because you are all mine.
Come on over baby and show us how to move.
Come on over baby and we can play it smooth.

Ahh yeah.
Come on girls...
Who's ya Sobchak?

Load up on sobchaks and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
Sobchak's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A sobchak, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this sobchak I feel blessed
Our little sobchak has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my sobchak
Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, sobchak's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an sobchak
A mosquito, my libido

A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak

[quote=""Mazz""]Load up on sobchaks and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
Sobchak's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A sobchak, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this sobchak I feel blessed
Our little sobchak has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my sobchak
Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, sobchak's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the sobchaks out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an sobchak
A mosquito, my libido

A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak, a denial
A sobchak[/quote]

I like Nirvana...

[quote=""arob019""]I like Nirvana...[/quote]

Yeah... Smells Like Teen Sobchak was their best song.

[quote=""Mazz""][quote=""arob019""]I like Nirvana...[/quote]

Yeah... Smells Like Teen Sobchak was their best song.[/quote]
I could go some teen Sobchak right now...

*licks lips in anticipation*

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