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Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:25 am
by Sobchak
Those crazy swedes.
Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang
Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle
The incident took place around 9pm on July 8th as the man was cycling down Vintergatan in central Örebro, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports.

Suddenly, someone grabbed hold of the rack on the back of the man’s bike, causing him to fall to the ground.

“The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.

The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms.

Authorities are hoping that tips from the public can help them apprehend the suspects responsible for the bizarre attack.

“It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,” Haaster told Aftonbladet.
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Do we... high-five him?

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:27 am
by Retocov
[quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
[/quote]


Why the fuck did he report them then!!?

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:32 am
by Sobchak
[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
[/quote]


Why the fuck did he report them then!!?[/quote]

Probably to brag. That's what I would do.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:32 am
by Mazz
[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
[/quote]


Why the fuck did he report them then!!?[/quote]

Seriously. Most guys would consider that a good time.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:33 am
by Mazz
The other explanation would be that he was really molested by a man, but thought it would sound less mando if he switched the gender of the attacker and multiplied it by 5. And added tattoos to represent how "bad-ass" the women were.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:38 am
by Darth Snuggles
[quote=""Mazz""]The other explanation would be that he was really molested by a man, but thought it would sound less mando if he switched the gender of the attacker and multiplied it by 5. And added tattoos to represent how "bad-ass" the women were.[/quote]
This sounds pretty accurate to me.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:00 pm
by Kam'ron
Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:37 pm
by Sigmarsson
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:12 pm
by Retocov
[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.[/quote]

Stop beliveing, i'm your messiah.

Messiah say's only the girl's beetween 17-27 is pretty. And that's the one's with 2kg makeup.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:26 pm
by kaheynu
[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.[/quote]

Stop beliveing, i'm your messiah.

Messiah say's only the girl's beetween 17-27 is pretty. And that's the one's with 2kg makeup.[/quote]

Yeah, we only see the export versions.

My guess is that the dude probably did the nasty with one or more of those chicks in the past, and this is revenge!

Or maybe he just don't know what 'good luck' looks like.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:52 pm
by fallenchicken
Finally a news story with a happy ending.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:09 pm
by IgnorantGavyyn
Image

Miss Sweden 04

now if her and 05- 09 did that to me.... psssh itd be a victimless crime :O

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:53 am
by GoEhsan
[quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

I think that's Japan.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:22 am
by Zcthuausoth
[quote=""DarthEhsan""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

I think that's Japan.[/quote]

Japan and Sweden have near the same suicide rate.

Norway has better suicide rates then Sweden.

Norway.

Yeah, I know, it's the birthplace of Black Metal, which is awesome.

But it's fucking Norway.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:39 am
by fallenchicken
[quote=""fallenchicken""]Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

Im sorry apparently nobody understands how funny this was. i will say it again:

Finally a news story with a happy ending.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:52 am
by Sobchak
[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

Im sorry apparently nobody understands how funny this was. i will say it again:

Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

It's funny because of sperm ! I get it now.

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:51 am
by Qual
[quote=""Zcthuausoth""]

But it's fucking Norway.[/quote]

More like Snoreway.

ZING

Re: Sweden Strikes Back !

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:04 am
by Zcthuausoth
[quote=""Qual""][quote=""Zcthuausoth""]

But it's fucking Norway.[/quote]

More like Snoreway.

ZING[/quote]

HO HO HO HO.

You sir, are worthy of a grammy.