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Those crazy swedes.
Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang
Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle
The incident took place around 9pm on July 8th as the man was cycling down Vintergatan in central Örebro, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports.

Suddenly, someone grabbed hold of the rack on the back of the man’s bike, causing him to fall to the ground.

“The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.

The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms.

Authorities are hoping that tips from the public can help them apprehend the suspects responsible for the bizarre attack.

“It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,” Haaster told Aftonbladet.
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Do we... high-five him?
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[quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
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Why the fuck did he report them then!!?
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[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
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Why the fuck did he report them then!!?[/quote]

Probably to brag. That's what I would do.
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[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sobchak""]

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.
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Why the fuck did he report them then!!?[/quote]

Seriously. Most guys would consider that a good time.
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The other explanation would be that he was really molested by a man, but thought it would sound less mando if he switched the gender of the attacker and multiplied it by 5. And added tattoos to represent how "bad-ass" the women were.
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[quote=""Mazz""]The other explanation would be that he was really molested by a man, but thought it would sound less mando if he switched the gender of the attacker and multiplied it by 5. And added tattoos to represent how "bad-ass" the women were.[/quote]
This sounds pretty accurate to me.
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Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.
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[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.[/quote]

Stop beliveing, i'm your messiah.

Messiah say's only the girl's beetween 17-27 is pretty. And that's the one's with 2kg makeup.
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[quote=""Retocov""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

It's the country with the highest rates of beautiful women in the world. I heard that Sweden's so great that women don't get fat there.[/quote]

Stop beliveing, i'm your messiah.

Messiah say's only the girl's beetween 17-27 is pretty. And that's the one's with 2kg makeup.[/quote]

Yeah, we only see the export versions.

My guess is that the dude probably did the nasty with one or more of those chicks in the past, and this is revenge!

Or maybe he just don't know what 'good luck' looks like.
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Finally a news story with a happy ending.
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now if her and 05- 09 did that to me.... psssh itd be a victimless crime :O
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[quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

I think that's Japan.
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[quote=""DarthEhsan""][quote=""Kam'ron""]Sweden is strange, isn't it the country with the highest suicide rate in the world or something?[/quote]

I think that's Japan.[/quote]

Japan and Sweden have near the same suicide rate.

Norway has better suicide rates then Sweden.

Norway.

Yeah, I know, it's the birthplace of Black Metal, which is awesome.

But it's fucking Norway.
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[quote=""fallenchicken""]Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

Im sorry apparently nobody understands how funny this was. i will say it again:

Finally a news story with a happy ending.
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[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

Im sorry apparently nobody understands how funny this was. i will say it again:

Finally a news story with a happy ending.[/quote]

It's funny because of sperm ! I get it now.
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[quote=""Zcthuausoth""]

But it's fucking Norway.[/quote]

More like Snoreway.

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[quote=""Qual""][quote=""Zcthuausoth""]

But it's fucking Norway.[/quote]

More like Snoreway.

ZING[/quote]

HO HO HO HO.

You sir, are worthy of a grammy.
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