Different types of sex

[darthsederous]

After catching three STDs last week, I came to this conclusion.

There are three diferent types of Sexual Intercourse:

1.)Intercourse:
It's all you get in a marrage, this usally consists of her coming out of the shower with candlelights on the bedhead and fine sheets.

2.)Fuckin':
This is what you get when your a fee man just gettin' stoned and sticking you dick in anything. This is in the back of a rental car were she's going "Come on! Get some!"

3.)Sex:
This is usaully in the shower, were your holding her up and doin' her at the same time. You switch between different forms of sex and go from fast to slow and vise versa. Personally, this is my favorite and luckily it's Gavyyn's mothers favorite too.

[kaheynu]

I used to get sex.

Now I just get drunk.

And mean.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""darthsederous""]
1.)Intercourse:
It's all you get in a marrage, this usally consists of her coming out of the shower with candlelights on the bedhead and fine sheets.
[/quote]
Married people have sex now?!

[Mazz]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""darthsederous""]
1.)Intercourse:
It's all you get in a marrage, this usally consists of her coming out of the shower with candlelights on the bedhead and fine sheets.
[/quote]
Married people have sex now?![/quote]

They do, but not with each other.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Mazz""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""]
Married people have sex now?![/quote]

They do, but not with each other.[/quote]
Well I knew that bit. Otherwise how else would babies get made??

[Sobchak]

[quote=""kaheynu""]I used to get sex.

Now I just get drunk.

And mean.[/quote]

Preach on brothuh-man.

[IgnorantGavyyn]

troll thread reeks of mando and fail.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

I only have sex with people and/or things I love. My shower gets it every day.

[IgnorantGavyyn]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I only have sex with people and/or things I love. My shower gets it every day.[/quote]


faucets are very pleasing :p