Muslim based guild for tor

[fallenchicken]

I was looking through the guild hall when I ran into this gem: http://swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=35327

This got me thinking, wouldn't it be funny if we made a muslim based guild for TOR and it got deleted?

I need peoplez to help me do it.

I was thinking UMA as the name.(united Muslim Army)

or

MM4TR(s)= Moderate Muslims for the Republic or sith.

Any ideas?

[Sigmarsson]

We would fight for our Muslim pride and carry out a Jihad on all who oppose! We could call ourselves T.J.F (The Jihad Fanatics).

The prophet Muhammed spoke to us in a paradise of a vision and brought us together to conquer capitalism.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Muslim Space Warrior, we fight to bring the Peace and justice and a 71 virgins mini-game after your killed in battle.

[Mazz]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Muslim Space Warrior, we fight to bring the Peace and justice and a 71 virgins mini-game after your killed in battle.[/quote]

Rofl, that's the best thing I've read in quite a while.

You have my vote for Muslim Space Warrior.

[MuffMuff]

This thread is sexy.

[Retocov]

If we are going to have a Muslim guild, it gotta have some serious Turban's.

[badfo]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Muslim Space Warrior, we fight to bring the Peace and justice and a 71 virgins mini-game after your killed in battle.[/quote]

This is comically perfect.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Muslim Space Warrior, we fight to bring the Peace and justice and a 71 virgins mini-game after your killed in battle.[/quote]
Well done.

[fallenchicken]

http://swtor.com/community/showthread.p ... ost1014913

I mostly just branched off baraja's Idea.

Edit:Incase of deletion

Hello everyone, I am fallenchicken some of you may know me as a tv star.

I am proud to announce the M.S.W is now open for business and accepting new members.

What is this guild?

This is a guild for Muslim extremists who want to serve the republic. We are sorta like mandos but only cool. We will be a playful guild that shares alot of laughs. We will also be very PVP oriented.

This may include sacrificing your life to increase our pvp rating.

Am I right for this guild?

So your interested in the M.S.W? There are a couple things you should ask yourself:

Am I a Muslim who believes in Muslim values to the most?

Is Allah the only god and is Mohammad his messenger?

Are women inferior and should not be allowed in public or to choose what they wear?

Do I believe I will receive 72 virgins when I die?

Did You answer yes to those questions? This guild might be for you!

How to I apply

You must destroy 4* American pigs

You must join us at http://forums.selkath.com

Also: M.S.W is waiting for them to confirm the 72 virgin minigame after death in TOR. If you have any information like a screenshot with something in the background or something, please let us know!


Disclaimer: fallenchicken does not mean any offense to real muslims. Fallenchicken actually loves most Muslims, and understands they are not extremists. Fallenchicken thinks the Muslim religion is a beautiful one, like flowers in the spring, and fat girls who are desperate.

[badfo]

Be sure to add the flavor of the Muslim society in with the guild logo. Mix it with Star Wars, and you will be golden.

Take mine for example:

[Sigmarsson]

I made a banner lol

[badfo]

Perfection.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]I made a banner lol





[/quote]

That is epic!

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""Sigmarsson""]I made a banner lol





[/quote]

That is epic![/quote]

Aw man I forgot img tags are restricted to the fan art forums

[MuffMuff]

JIHAD JIHAD!

[Quinn]

im down.

[MuffMuff]

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthre ... 328&page=6

I'm trying to get you guys more supporters.

[fallenchicken]

[quote=""MuffMuff""]http://www.swtor.com/community/showthre ... 328&page=6

I'm trying to get you guys more supporters.[/quote]

Haha!

What if they call for a crusade against us?

[MuffMuff]

You blow yourself up duh!

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Well done fallen excellent thread, I envy you for it.

[MuffMuff]

Almost forgot my buddy Ahkmed.

[Sigmarsson]

Muslim hater found.

[QUOTE=TheUnDeadJedi]http://swtor.com/community/showthread.p ... 295&page=2
MUSLIM KILL THE MUSLIM jk but i don't like Muslims.[/QUOTE]

I've already written down his coordinates and sent a bomber in.

[MuffMuff]

Did they get rid of the thread *gasp!*

[Retocov]

[quote=""MuffMuff""]Did they get rid of the thread *gasp!*[/quote]

Yup, but it took it's fare share of time. Longer then it should have, pure and simple: It was flamebait.

Edit: Oh, did you mean the M.S.W thread? Sorry, i misunderstood you.

[Sobchak]

I completely missed out on all the cheeky fun you guys had with the Muslim Space Warriors thread, but managed to sneak a post into the UCG thread.

A couple weeks back there was a Christian-based guild that was strictly Sith, and that kind of made me wonder... same with the UCG. I'm choking on irony.