Abridged version:
salo: I banned myself once
salo: :/
Sailor Moon: Lol
Fox: hahaha
Sailor Moon: I accidentally lost half the database once...
salo: No wait, that was in the measely moderator CP
salo: I IP banned myself
salo: Then logged in somewhere else
salo: to fix
salo: haha
Sailor Moon: I tried to IP ban Pete, but then I IP banned myself
salo: I didn't tell anyone
stories from vent
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pano
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Re: stories from vent
The sexy version:
Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33
Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33
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Browncoat Fox
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Re: stories from vent
I like my contribution to these discussions.
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pano
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Re: stories from vent
Next time you tell a story about your grandpa, I'll post.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""salo_pano""]The sexy version:
Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33[/quote]
... and this one hurt extra mean
Sailor Moon: Yay, you just became my No. 1 med student
Sailor Moon: Sobchak is No. 2
Sailor Moon: Qual. No. 3
Fox: lol
salo: IN UR FACE CHAK
Sailor Moon: Baraja.... No. 33[/quote]
... and this one hurt extra mean
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pano
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Re: stories from vent
salo: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
salo: I need you now more than ever!
salo: PS - Bring Chodo.
salo: I need you now more than ever!
salo: PS - Bring Chodo.
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Lady Gettyburg
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Re: stories from vent
You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.
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Sigmarsson
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.
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Lady Gettyburg
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]
Oh gee i wish i could have been there hearing you telling that awesome story!
Was there any shotguns involved?
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]
Oh gee i wish i could have been there hearing you telling that awesome story!
Was there any shotguns involved?
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoBetty""]You should tell about that one time when Deadpool brought in his stoned friends to Vent.[/quote]
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]
Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.
That sounds more awkward than that time I told everyone I strung myself up naked to a tree like Jesus infront of my ex gf's house.[/quote]
Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.
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Sigmarsson
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.
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Tamerlane
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for the redhead....she was a freak in the bed
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for the redhead....she was a freak in the bed
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The BBP
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Tamerlane""]
you shoulda gone for the brunette....she was a freak in the bed[/quote]
you shoulda gone for the brunette....she was a freak in the bed[/quote]
I love the smell of blaster fire in the morning.
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Lady Gettyburg
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed
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JensenBakura
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""GoEhsan""]Uh the story wasn't yourself, but her new bf.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed[/quote]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.
And we all know sig you've never had a girlfriend. Even your hand slaps you away once and a while.[/quote]
That's where you're wrong. This story is about myself, I'm like a muscular Jesus minus the beard. And I did have a girlfriend, her name was Morrigan... but she betrayed me to become Queen.. but I don't want to talk about it.[/quote]
you shoulda gone for Sten....he was a freak in the bed[/quote]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.
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Pewps
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.
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Tamerlane
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Pewps""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]
i missed that one !!
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]
i missed that one !!
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JensenBakura
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Tamerlane""][quote=""Pewps""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]
i missed that one !![/quote]
Which? Or both?
Sten and Morrigan are hilarious together...they made me laugh more than any other pair:
Sten: You do not act as a woman should.
Morrigan: Is that why you keep looking at me like I'm covered in eels?
Sten: Eels would be something.[/quote]
Ohgren made me laugh the hardest.
Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.[/quote]
i missed that one !![/quote]
Which? Or both?
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Re: stories from vent
Ethite: lol
Ethite: enough
Ethite: enough of your gaytalk
Sigmarsson: killed it
GnarlPiig: your on the air with gaytalk...
GnarlPiig: ...we have Ethite on line one.
GnarlPiig: Ethite...what's gay with you tonight?
Sobchak: lol
Ethite: bastard!
GnarlPiig = Jensen
Ethite: enough
Ethite: enough of your gaytalk
Sigmarsson: killed it
GnarlPiig: your on the air with gaytalk...
GnarlPiig: ...we have Ethite on line one.
GnarlPiig: Ethite...what's gay with you tonight?
Sobchak: lol
Ethite: bastard!
GnarlPiig = Jensen
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Deadpool
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Re: stories from vent
Hopefully he put up something about how Jager loves holding the sack.
What lurks below? What is trapped deep inside? The world may never know, but you must carry it with pride.
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badfo
Re: stories from vent
We have a few coming in:
Sobchak: Dude
Sobchak: ebado
Sobchak: I totally gave you attention
Sobchak: You fucking whinetit.
Sailor Moon: I know, but you've never been enough
Snuggs: if you want us to listen to you ebado, then you need to tell us about all the hot chicks you are stalking at the moment
Snuggs: oh i meant dating,
Snuggs: sorry
Sailor Moon: raping*
Sobchak: strike that, reverse it, strike it again, replace with peeing on
Fox: haha
Snuggs: its not rape if you dont do it for your own enjoyment
Sigmarsson: fisting
Sailor Moon: period sex
Sigmarsson: period sex
Sigmarsson: yes
Sigmarsson: great minds think alike
Snuggs: or was that anal sex, i cant remember npw
Fox: rofl
Sigmarsson: violent sex with girls that talk about their ex's
Sobchak: period sex never bothered me. I just need chicken feathers in the bed to offset the bad juju
Snuggs: hahaha
Snuggs: i pee on virgin pussy.
Sigmarsson: i eat virgin pussy
Sigmarsson: and girlfriend pussy
Sigmarsson: me and my ex
Snuggs: well you are just sick
Sigmarsson: we had sex mon - fri 10am to 4pm
Sobchak: When I see Fox eating virgin pussy, I wait for him to not look at me then I pee on him.
Snuggs: hehehe
Fox: rofl
'Ehsan' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: FUCK THIS
Sigmarsson: ok guys quiet down now
Sailor Moon: Oh no
Snuggs: wait scratch that
Sailor Moon: Calm down guys
Sigmarsson: enough of that
Fox: lol
Sobchak: You want my badge number? here's my frickin badge number
Sobchak: Dude
Sobchak: ebado
Sobchak: I totally gave you attention
Sobchak: You fucking whinetit.
Sailor Moon: I know, but you've never been enough
Snuggs: if you want us to listen to you ebado, then you need to tell us about all the hot chicks you are stalking at the moment
Snuggs: oh i meant dating,
Snuggs: sorry
Sailor Moon: raping*
Sobchak: strike that, reverse it, strike it again, replace with peeing on
Fox: haha
Snuggs: its not rape if you dont do it for your own enjoyment
Sigmarsson: fisting
Sailor Moon: period sex
Sigmarsson: period sex
Sigmarsson: yes
Sigmarsson: great minds think alike
Snuggs: or was that anal sex, i cant remember npw
Fox: rofl
Sigmarsson: violent sex with girls that talk about their ex's
Sobchak: period sex never bothered me. I just need chicken feathers in the bed to offset the bad juju
Snuggs: hahaha
Snuggs: i pee on virgin pussy.
Sigmarsson: i eat virgin pussy
Sigmarsson: and girlfriend pussy
Sigmarsson: me and my ex
Snuggs: well you are just sick
Sigmarsson: we had sex mon - fri 10am to 4pm
Sobchak: When I see Fox eating virgin pussy, I wait for him to not look at me then I pee on him.
Snuggs: hehehe
Fox: rofl
'Ehsan' has joined the chat.
Sobchak: FUCK THIS
Sigmarsson: ok guys quiet down now
Sailor Moon: Oh no
Snuggs: wait scratch that
Sailor Moon: Calm down guys
Sigmarsson: enough of that
Fox: lol
Sobchak: You want my badge number? here's my frickin badge number
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badfo
Re: stories from vent
This one was good. And Ehsan ruined it particularly by trying to trash talk about sports:
Sobchak: Ehsan have you ever played sports?
Ehsan: Not a team sport
Kaheynu: ...there's not even a T in my name
Ehsan: I've competed in taekwondo
Sobchak: Taekwondo isn't a sport. That's like cheerleading with swords.
Snuggs: like a kath hound man!
Ehsan: swords?
Sobchak: Yup, I'm stereotyping
Sailor Moon: I enjoyed that, Chakmont
Ehsan: you're thinking somethign else
Sobchak: lol, aka stereotyping.
Snuggs: haha
Ehsan: well whatever i did point out it wasn't a team sport
Ehsan: it's just one on one
Kaheynu: I think you're thining about Kendo, sobchak
Sailor Moon: Man on man, if you will
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i don't care, i never took it seriously
Ehsan: i think the sport aspect is dumb anyways
Sobchak: I was thinking about the entirety of martial arts, Kaheynu. Not any particular practice.
Sailor Moon: Martial arts is really about the spiritual aspect
Ehsan: i just like hitting people
Ehsan: I don't giuve a fuck anout the nonsence
Sailor Moon: I'm all super yoga buddhist and shit
Sailor Moon: Hold on, I need to stop in Hot Topic for a sec
Snuggs: spirituality is wasted on the soulless.
Ehsan: yoga is hard
Sobchak: clever ebado
Sobchak: he's like Murphy Brown of Selkath
Ehsan: spirituallyt is just some marketing bullshit for asian shit
Ehsan: martial arts was about defending yourself when armys came to kick your ass
Ehsan: nothing more nothing less
Sailor Moon: It's about one man being with another man
Sailor Moon: Alone
Sailor Moon: Together
Ehsan: taekwondo was only invented like 70 years ago for the korean army
Sobchak: with incense.
Sailor Moon: And clean clothing
Sailor Moon: That can easily come off
Sailor Moon: Belts for tieing things together
Ehsan: even the uniforms i find stupid
Ehsan: why the fuck do i need to wear that shit when i can wear shorts and d t-shirt
Sobchak: or a banana hammock
Sailor Moon: It's spiritual ehsan. Get in touch with your chi.
Ehsan: it's bullshit
Sobchak: Find your chi-spot.
Snuggs: lol
Ehsan: hehe
Sobchak: I think its in the anus.
Sobchak: prnounced ah-noos
Sailor Moon: Find your chi-spot throught man on man action.
Sobchak: Mmmm...
Snuggs: is that why they are always shouting?
Ehsan: that is to regulate your air
Sailor Moon: Well, some are faking it
Sigmarsson: i always fake it
Ehsan: And you can do it without the yell
Snuggs: too much chi-spot probing
Sobchak: If I was ever into martial arts I'd just run around yelling "Hadouken!"
Snuggs: hahaha
Sobchak: and "Kamehameha!"
Sailor Moon: I'd press both kick buttons at once and do a flippy kick
Kaheynu: snuggs, you ever had a chi-gasm?
Sobchak: followed my getting knocked unconscious
Snuggs: hells yeah
Ehsan: i can't belive this fuck rolled another double 6
Sobchak: I lmao'd at "flippy kick"
Kaheynu: good shit, isn't it?
Sobchak: I guess I could never be good at martial arts because I always just hit the buttons at random
Snuggs: im totally in touch with my chi centre, makes for intense chi-gasms
Sobchak: I'd be jumping and punching air like a moron.
Sailor Moon: I'm only good with the Mishima family
Snuggs: i mash the buttons so hard that i dont actually do anything
Sailor Moon: Heihachi and Kazuya
Sobchak: I laughed so hard at flippy kick.
Ehsan: i beat all of MK1 on the arcade by button mashing
Sobchak: my rib cage hurts.
Snuggs: hehe
Sobchak: which is good because I hate cages
Sobchak: they cannot contain me.
Snuggs: even nic cage?
Sailor Moon: I love you, Chakster. I appreciate your appreciation.
Ehsan: or johnny cage?
Snuggs: fuck johnny cage
Sobchak: Yes please.
Sobchak: Giggles.
Snuggs: do you think my tongue would get stuck to Sub-zero?
Sailor Moon: Yes
Sailor Moon: Personal experience
Snuggs: hehe
Sailor Moon: Scorpion's tongue is pretty nice
Snuggs: thats just kinda scary
Sigmarsson: GET OVER HERE
Sailor Moon: OK
Snuggs: deep penetration
Sigmarsson: *slurp*
Sobchak: *pkoinch*
Ehsan: finnaly i won
Ehsan: btw
Snuggs: so did i
Ehsan: I'll kick you in the face
Sobchak: We all win when you're around, Ehsan. We all win
Sailor Moon: I probably won better than you did
Sailor Moon: Chak did, too.
Ehsan: And then jump in the air spin 360 and kick you in the nuts
Snuggs: flippy kick
Sobchak: 360 flippy kick
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i wanna try flippy kick
Ehsan: sounds fun
Ehsan: like a dolphin
Ehsan: oh shit some how
Ehsan: after tanking at the end of the season it's mathamtically possible for the dolphins to make the playoffs
Ehsan: how about your oregon based team sobchak?
Ehsan: oh that's right don't have one
Ehsan: enjoy the seahawks
Sobchak: Ehsan have you ever played sports?
Ehsan: Not a team sport
Kaheynu: ...there's not even a T in my name
Ehsan: I've competed in taekwondo
Sobchak: Taekwondo isn't a sport. That's like cheerleading with swords.
Snuggs: like a kath hound man!
Ehsan: swords?
Sobchak: Yup, I'm stereotyping
Sailor Moon: I enjoyed that, Chakmont
Ehsan: you're thinking somethign else
Sobchak: lol, aka stereotyping.
Snuggs: haha
Ehsan: well whatever i did point out it wasn't a team sport
Ehsan: it's just one on one
Kaheynu: I think you're thining about Kendo, sobchak
Sailor Moon: Man on man, if you will
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i don't care, i never took it seriously
Ehsan: i think the sport aspect is dumb anyways
Sobchak: I was thinking about the entirety of martial arts, Kaheynu. Not any particular practice.
Sailor Moon: Martial arts is really about the spiritual aspect
Ehsan: i just like hitting people
Ehsan: I don't giuve a fuck anout the nonsence
Sailor Moon: I'm all super yoga buddhist and shit
Sailor Moon: Hold on, I need to stop in Hot Topic for a sec
Snuggs: spirituality is wasted on the soulless.
Ehsan: yoga is hard
Sobchak: clever ebado
Sobchak: he's like Murphy Brown of Selkath
Ehsan: spirituallyt is just some marketing bullshit for asian shit
Ehsan: martial arts was about defending yourself when armys came to kick your ass
Ehsan: nothing more nothing less
Sailor Moon: It's about one man being with another man
Sailor Moon: Alone
Sailor Moon: Together
Ehsan: taekwondo was only invented like 70 years ago for the korean army
Sobchak: with incense.
Sailor Moon: And clean clothing
Sailor Moon: That can easily come off
Sailor Moon: Belts for tieing things together
Ehsan: even the uniforms i find stupid
Ehsan: why the fuck do i need to wear that shit when i can wear shorts and d t-shirt
Sobchak: or a banana hammock
Sailor Moon: It's spiritual ehsan. Get in touch with your chi.
Ehsan: it's bullshit
Sobchak: Find your chi-spot.
Snuggs: lol
Ehsan: hehe
Sobchak: I think its in the anus.
Sobchak: prnounced ah-noos
Sailor Moon: Find your chi-spot throught man on man action.
Sobchak: Mmmm...
Snuggs: is that why they are always shouting?
Ehsan: that is to regulate your air
Sailor Moon: Well, some are faking it
Sigmarsson: i always fake it
Ehsan: And you can do it without the yell
Snuggs: too much chi-spot probing
Sobchak: If I was ever into martial arts I'd just run around yelling "Hadouken!"
Snuggs: hahaha
Sobchak: and "Kamehameha!"
Sailor Moon: I'd press both kick buttons at once and do a flippy kick
Kaheynu: snuggs, you ever had a chi-gasm?
Sobchak: followed my getting knocked unconscious
Snuggs: hells yeah
Ehsan: i can't belive this fuck rolled another double 6
Sobchak: I lmao'd at "flippy kick"
Kaheynu: good shit, isn't it?
Sobchak: I guess I could never be good at martial arts because I always just hit the buttons at random
Snuggs: im totally in touch with my chi centre, makes for intense chi-gasms
Sobchak: I'd be jumping and punching air like a moron.
Sailor Moon: I'm only good with the Mishima family
Snuggs: i mash the buttons so hard that i dont actually do anything
Sailor Moon: Heihachi and Kazuya
Sobchak: I laughed so hard at flippy kick.
Ehsan: i beat all of MK1 on the arcade by button mashing
Sobchak: my rib cage hurts.
Snuggs: hehe
Sobchak: which is good because I hate cages
Sobchak: they cannot contain me.
Snuggs: even nic cage?
Sailor Moon: I love you, Chakster. I appreciate your appreciation.
Ehsan: or johnny cage?
Snuggs: fuck johnny cage
Sobchak: Yes please.
Sobchak: Giggles.
Snuggs: do you think my tongue would get stuck to Sub-zero?
Sailor Moon: Yes
Sailor Moon: Personal experience
Snuggs: hehe
Sailor Moon: Scorpion's tongue is pretty nice
Snuggs: thats just kinda scary
Sigmarsson: GET OVER HERE
Sailor Moon: OK
Snuggs: deep penetration
Sigmarsson: *slurp*
Sobchak: *pkoinch*
Ehsan: finnaly i won
Ehsan: btw
Snuggs: so did i
Ehsan: I'll kick you in the face
Sobchak: We all win when you're around, Ehsan. We all win
Sailor Moon: I probably won better than you did
Sailor Moon: Chak did, too.
Ehsan: And then jump in the air spin 360 and kick you in the nuts
Snuggs: flippy kick
Sobchak: 360 flippy kick
Snuggs: hahaha
Ehsan: i wanna try flippy kick
Ehsan: sounds fun
Ehsan: like a dolphin
Ehsan: oh shit some how
Ehsan: after tanking at the end of the season it's mathamtically possible for the dolphins to make the playoffs
Ehsan: how about your oregon based team sobchak?
Ehsan: oh that's right don't have one
Ehsan: enjoy the seahawks
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""ebado""]
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]
I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]
I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Browncoat Fox""][quote=""ebado""]
Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]
I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.[/quote]
I just like knowing you're nearby...
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Fox: haha
Fox: rofl
Fox: rofl
Fox: lol[/quote]
I love when I make important contributions to the conversation while I distract myself with other things, providing the laughtrack to vent. But I am provided with entertainment and in return I give you validation by assuring you i laughed (even if I didn't really laugh), in a way its kind of like free blowjobs, some would say the greatest gift of all.[/quote]
I just like knowing you're nearby...
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salo: byebado