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Title. I will start with:

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I just dont know where thats been.
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Jules Verne
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Sex me.
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Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Would definitely do the one on the right, though.
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Aflleck
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Brooke Hogan *shivers*
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[quote=""ebado""]Aflleck
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Brooke Hogan *shivers*
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*shrug*I actually think Brooke's hot

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Brooke Hogan *shivers*
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Maaaaaaandooooooo.... I'd hit that so hard her brother would get knocked up.
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Amy Winehouse was a celebrity for 6 months, she doesn't count.
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I was actually thinking about making something to eat until I saw those pictures of Winehouse.

Now I feel more like vomiting uncontrollably.
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I'd hit it.















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BEING THE BISEXUAL FAGGOT THAT I AM I AM VERY DISAPPOINT THAT ALL OF THE REJECTS ARE MALES.
This is our decision, to live fast and die young - we\'ve got the vision, now let\'s have some fun!
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[quote=""Quinn""]BEING THE BISEXUAL FAGGOT THAT I AM I AM VERY DISAPPOINT THAT ALL OF THE REJECTS ARE MALES.[/quote]

What is this I don't even
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[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Quinn""]BEING THE BISEXUAL FAGGOT THAT I AM I AM VERY DISAPPOINT THAT ALL OF THE REJECTS ARE MALES.[/quote]

What is this I don't even[/quote]

Well, lets try logic:

Bi is both...

faggot is same-sex...

...so...

huh. I'm stumped.

OH WAIT!

Faggot can also be a small bundle of sticks.

Ergo: quinn is a bi-sexual bundle of sticks.

Logic FTW.
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My brain just did this:

[youtube:kdwuyd7h]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KuGizBjDXo[/youtube:kdwuyd7h]

PS - those subtitles are XTREEEEME!!
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I know they're apparently everyone's twin fantasy, but I just don't get the appeal.

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[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]

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Yeah, me neither. This is my twin fantasy...

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[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""]

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Yeah, me neither. This is my twin fantasy...

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This is actually my phone's wallpaper.
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[quote=""Quinn""]
This is actually my phone's wallpaper.[/quote]

You'd be perfect for each other! She's bisexual too! No matter who the third wheel in your threesome was, you'd both be happy!

You should tell her that...
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I mean I love the man but, no eyebrows is a turn off.
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A quick skull fuck before I kick them onto the curb like the crackwhores they are.


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I'd only fuck the Olsen Twin that was in Weeds.
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