High House Selkath

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]
Hey, she can keep her mask on. Problem solved.[/quote]

Yes, because no one ever got an infection during sex by any other means that facially...

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]
Would need a gag as well though, cause she was way too fucking chatty.[/quote]

Just turn down the volume on her helmet, then throw the dial away. Or set off an EMP and fry the circuitry.

[pano]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][/quote]

The more you know...

[Mazz]

Condoms are for losers.

Just ask the skank if she's clean and take her word for it.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Mazz""]Condoms are for losers.

Just ask the skank if she's clean and take her word for it.[/quote]
/seconded, the pope and me are on the same line with this one.

You don't buy a 40 inch plasma television and then put a plastic bag over it, nor do you go to the butchenbag beerfest filled with dancers and skimpy outfits, and music and laughing people and then when the hand you a half a liter Glass of beer you don't throw pictures of your mother in it.

amiright?

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""] nor do you go to the butchenbag beerfest filled with dancers and skimpy outfits, and music and laughing people and then when the hand you a half a liter Glass of beer you don't throw pictures of your mother in it.

amiright?[/quote]

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""][quote=""Mazz""] nor do you go to the butchenbag beerfest filled with dancers and skimpy outfits, and music and laughing people and then when the hand you a half a liter Glass of beer you don't throw pictures of your mother in it.

amiright?[/quote][/quote]

[/quote]
Victory is mine.

[Qual]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
/seconded, the pope and me are on the same line with this one.

You don't buy a 40 inch plasma television and then put a plastic bag over it, nor do you go to the butchenbag beerfest filled with dancers and skimpy outfits, and music and laughing people and then when the hand you a half a liter Glass of beer you don't throw pictures of your mother in it.

amiright?[/quote]

That is the best post on these forums.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]
/seconded, the pope and me are on the same line with this one.

You don't buy a 40 inch plasma television and then put a plastic bag over it, nor do you go to the butchenbag beerfest filled with dancers and skimpy outfits, and music and laughing people and then when the hand you a half a liter Glass of beer you don't throw pictures of your mother in it.

amiright?[/quote]

That is the best post on these forums.[/quote]
My reasoning and argument is indisputable in that post, mostly because it's difficult to find reasoning and/or arguments.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]

[Qual]

Epic winzor

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]
[/quote]

G.B.A.C. Violation:

Tali was nowhere near that well endowed, lol.

[Qual]

Quarian's keep them strapped. der.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]Quarian's keep them strapped. der.[/quote]

Honestly though? Epic Picture.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Qual""]Quarian's keep them strapped. der.[/quote]

Honestly though? Epic Picture.[/quote]

Yay, praise from Jensen. I'll be sleeping well tonight!

(I sleep well every night, except for when I stay at Qual's place. What a dump.)

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Qual""]Quarian's keep them strapped. der.[/quote]

Honestly though? Epic Picture.[/quote]

Yay, praise from Jensen. I'll be sleeping well tonight!

(I sleep well every night, except for when I stay at Qual's place. What a dump.)[/quote]

salo: lives at home. With no job.

Scrub.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]salo: lives at home. With no job.

Scrub.[/quote]
Working tonight. Worked last week. Working next week.

Qual: mooches off the government.

Scrub.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
Qual: mooches off the government.[/quote]

You mean he's in prison?

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""]

Qual: mooches off the government, and works at one of the largest engineering firms in the world. Plays the system.

still a scrub.[/quote]

Fixed.

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""salo_pano""]
Qual: mooches off the government.[/quote]

You mean he's in prison?[/quote]
Given his living arrangements, pretty close to it.


ZING!

[kaheynu]

Having read this, I wonder...

Which of you is the top?

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
Given his living arrangements, pretty close to it.


ZING![/quote]

When MaxRebo gets back (real name witheld), you're totally getting the small couch.

Neck problems 4 u!

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""salo_pano""]
Qual: mooches off the government.[/quote]

You mean he's in prison?[/quote]
Given his living arrangements, pretty close to it.


ZING![/quote]

He has to shower with other men communally?

THATS why his girlfriend is so hot...he's one of many. He's the sensitive, effeminate one she needs once a month or so...

...man, I freaking know everything about Qual.

[pano]

[quote=""kaheynu""]Having read this, I wonder...

Which of you is the top?[/quote]
The big spoon?

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""]The big spoon?[/quote]

I'm totally the big spoon.

Even though no-one else will get this, I'll post it here anyway.

@Salo: On bigfooty there is a thread on the catters board: our 'out' 22 vs our 'in' 22. It would be a cracking match IMO.