High House Selkath

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[quote=""Mazz""][quote=""Qual""]I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Don't make us choose.

Threesomes for ME2.[/quote]

I suppose I would have let Liara give me a rimjob while I was screwing Ashley from behind.

But here's to less annoying chicks in ME2.[/quote]
Tali?

Gas masks give me a soft-on.

[Mazz]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Mazz""][quote=""Qual""]I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Don't make us choose.

Threesomes for ME2.[/quote]

I suppose I would have let Liara give me a rimjob while I was screwing Ashley from behind.

But here's to less annoying chicks in ME2.[/quote]
Tali?

Gas masks give me a soft-on.[/quote]

Oh right I almost forgot about her. I'm pretty sure that would have been illegal though... wasn't she like 13? or something equivalent in alien years. Fuck I'm tired, maybe I'm mixing that shit up.

[Qual]

I've discussed this with Salo a few times: my reasoning (besides skin colour) as to why I prefer fictional characters to be naive and devoted (Liara, Visas).

I find this somewhat arousing in a fictional sense, because there's no way in hell it (devoted hot girl who you can walk away from at any time with no penalty) would exist IRL.

Does this make me odd?

Mazz, Salo: "yes you fucking tard."

Oh, and I thought Tali had the best story.

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[quote=""Qual""]I've discussed this with Salo a few times: my reasoning (besides skin colour) as to why I prefer fictional characters to be naive and devoted (Liara, Visas).

I find this somewhat arousing in a fictional sense, because there's no way in hell it (devoted hot girl who you can walk away from at any time with no penalty) would exist IRL.

Does this make me odd?

Mazz, Salo: "yes you fucking tard."

Oh, and I thought Tali had the best story.[/quote]

I preferred Visas too, but she wasn't naive like Liara.

Liara was all like, "I'm a 90 year old virgin."

Visas was all like, "I have two more holes than any other woman."

[Qual]

She was gagging for it though.

Maybe that was just Nute's STUPENDOUS charisma though.

[Mazz]

There's nothing wrong with digging the dependent, submissive chicks.

It's all just personal taste when it comes to fantasizing about video game characters.

[Qual]

[quote=""Mazz""]There's nothing wrong with digging the dependent, submissive chicks.

It's all just personal taste when it comes to fantasizing about video game characters.[/quote]

Thing is, that would piss me off NO END in the real world.

Maybe I like it because I can turn the game off?

ITT: Qual meets Freud.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]
Thing is, that would piss me off NO END in the real world.
[/quote]

Nah, it's pretty cool. Like having a pet you can have sex with without committing bestiality.

[Qual]

I reckon it would get on my nerves, and a devoted person wouldn't let me flirt with other people/aliens or go on sweet missions.

I just want to be my own person.

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[quote=""Qual""]I reckon it would get on my nerves, and a devoted person wouldn't let me flirt with other people/aliens or go on sweet missions.

I just want to be my own person.[/quote]

[Qual]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]I reckon it would get on my nerves, and a devoted person wouldn't let me flirt with other people/aliens or go on sweet missions.

I just want to be my own person.[/quote]

Whoa whoa whoa...we suddenly went from submissive dependant to devoted...that changes everything. Submissive dependants let you do anything.

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]I reckon it would get on my nerves, and a devoted person wouldn't let me flirt with other people/aliens or go on sweet missions.

I just want to be my own person.[/quote]
[/quote]

Never fear Emo Kid! Help is here.

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[Qual]

^

Winner. Can't repel emo of that magnitude.

Should have thought of that...I'm leaving in disgrace.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""Qual""]Also: who bonked who? Salo picked Ashley - I will be picking Liara.[/quote]
Do you know what annoys me about ME, is that they only allow you to have lesbo sex with the alien.
Though that being said, given a choice between Ashley and Kaiden, I reckon I still would have picked Kaiden. He's got like all the sensitive, bleeding-heart of a woman, wrapped up in one deliciously tight package.

*sigh*

Bioware score points for having that dialogue option "Can't I have you both?" If only they had let us. Bastards!

Oh and another thing! If I can score with a blue lesbalien why can't I fuck a "male" turian? What is wrong in this future universe? Where is the galactic orgy that we were promised by Captain Kirk?

[Qual]

Women should have Garrus available. I agree.

Men should get Tali. Hot body, no face.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""]
Oh and another thing! If I can score with a blue lesbalien why can't I fuck a "male" turian?[/quote]

Bony carapace, maybe? It'd be like doing a skeleton with a cats head.

He was an awesome companion though. It was nice to have a companion you had to guide, instead of one that was always trying to guide you.

@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]

I could live with that.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]

I could live with that.[/quote]

Yeah but if it's really good, you'd never get to experience it again, and you'd wander through the rest of your life a shattered husk of a man, always knowing you can never experience that one moment of bliss again...

...because you killed her.

[Qual]

save -> replay.

gg

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[quote=""JensenBakura""]I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]
Not if you make sure you're in a sterile environment. And that you've been hosed down. You'd probably also have to wear a condom. In short, it would be some very clinical sex. I hope we get to visit the Migrant Fleet in ME 2. And also see some more lady aliens (Turian and... drawing a mental blank on the other ones. Wrex's race, the third council race and the four-eyes guys from Bring Down The Sky).


Oh, and a female from the Jelly-fish race. Squishy...

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Note to self: don't ever log on to these forums sober.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]save -> replay.

gg[/quote]

I suppose it could have been made into a morality choice:

Rescue the 90-year-old virgin who's only chance at love is you - since you're the only man in the galaxy who can put up with her crap: Paragon.

Do the hot teenage chick who'll die if you have sex with her: Renegade.

[Mazz]

[quote=""JensenBakura""] Do the hot teenage chick who'll die if you have sex with her: Renegade.[/quote]

I'm going to gamble on this being the majority choice.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]
Bony carapace, maybe? It'd be like doing a skeleton with a cats head.
[/quote]
You had me at bony.

[quote=""JensenBakura""]
@Qual: I think sex would kill Tali.[/quote]
Hey, she can keep her mask on. Problem solved.
Would need a gag as well though, cause she was way too fucking chatty.