stories from vent

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""PeepsMcJuggs""][quote=""Grant""]so would I ever be allowed into vent chat, or is that forbidden until after initiation...[/quote]

I think it's an exclusive club where the senior members gather to glean romance tips from Ehsan's Font of Knowledge.[/quote]



Peeps you are such a spaz.

[PeepsMcJuggs]

[quote=""Darth Snuggles""]

Peeps you are such a spaz.[/quote]

Ouch. That one cut deep. No sarcasm.

[Sobchak]

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Fipps: I need ebado!
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Sobchak: Fukker.
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Pewps: hi
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Fox: cakes new album leaked and no one told me!
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[spoiler:284kmsfi][/spoiler:284kmsfi]

[Thaed]

I don't find this funny, I just want a story with me in it.

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A Sneaky Ithorian: Faed
Thaed: Grael.
A Sneaky Ithorian: Maed
A Sneaky Ithorian: Thaed I will hire you as my French Made
Thaed: Awesome
A Sneaky Ithorian: Maid even
A Sneaky Ithorian: Skimpy outfit hooooo
Thaed: Do I get one of those fluffy duster things?
A Sneaky Ithorian: yes.
Thaed: Hooray!
A Sneaky Ithorian: And it vibrates.
Thaed: I think I'll use it on Sobchal first
Thaed: Sobchak, even
A Sneaky Ithorian: good choice

[isgrelindisguise]

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A Sneaky Ithorian: beet
Sobchak: You
A Sneaky Ithorian: hi
Sobchak: what up
A Sneaky Ithorian: not much
A Sneaky Ithorian: got tacos
A Sneaky Ithorian: and I have a psuedo Ehsan story
Sobchak: ooh
Sobchak: Did you diddle a bergina?
A Sneaky Ithorian: no. Hence the Psuedo
Sobchak: AW
Sobchak: Okay
Sobchak: I'm ready to listen
A Sneaky Ithorian: I was sexually objectifying tennis players with this girl who eventually asked me to walk her home but she wasnyt pretty so I got tacos instead
A Sneaky Ithorian: female* female tennis playters
Sobchak: You're a man of self-restraint
A Sneaky Ithorian: Im drunk enough I bet im perma flacid
Sobchak: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: Father KJenses would be proud or jealpous of me
Sobchak: hell yeah.
Sobchak: I'm proud of you. She wanted you, and you were like "No. Boss."
A Sneaky Ithorian: she wans'yt pretty
A Sneaky Ithorian: I know im no fabio but damn
Sobchak: Unless your friends would have given you a hard time, lot of guys would have done it anyway
Sobchak: unless she was
Sobchak: uh
A Sneaky Ithorian: in like 5 days I;ll probably be regretting it. like "damn I really am getting tired of my hand. I should have just colosed my eyes and done it like a man"
Sobchak: like serious not pretty
A Sneaky Ithorian: walked by a girl who was gonna get date raped on oiur way to tacos
A Sneaky Ithorian: my conscience told me to do somethhing so i snickered at her behihnd her back when she was out of earshot
Sobchak: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: my friend elf made up a date rape jingle
Sobchak: I'm making a mixtape for a girl because I'm emotionally at middle school age
A Sneaky Ithorian: it was terrible
A Sneaky Ithorian: dont play it all rap
A Sneaky Ithorian: but I totes support
Sobchak: gonna be all rap
Sobchak: she asked me to
A Sneaky Ithorian: I was gonna do that last year but I couldn; t put my balls in with my music so I bought her a cigar instead
Sobchak: lol
Sobchak: well here's my plan, you ready to hear this shit? It's amazing.
Sobchak: Not really
Sobchak: but here it is anyway
A Sneaky Ithorian: hell yeah
A Sneaky Ithorian: im am so fkn ready
Sobchak: she asked me to make a mixtape because she "respects my tastes"
Sobchak: and I was like "alright." So I'm gonna make her this one, basically all feel-good rap, because I know she likes that
A Sneaky Ithorian: did you te.ll her about tghe taste of you ricky jo johnson>?
Sobchak: but then
A Sneaky Ithorian: oh thats pretty cool too
Sobchak: I'm gonna make a second mixtape of all like... hella sex rap, good kinds, not raunchy shit, and when we hang out I'm gonna be like "oh, look, another mixtape"
A Sneaky Ithorian: LOL
A Sneaky Ithorian: thats a thing of beauty.
A Sneaky Ithorian: beautey?
Sobchak: Yeah I'm excited by the idea, lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: im excited about the idea too - sigmarson
A Sneaky Ithorian:
Sobchak: poor slugmartian
Sobchak: can't catch a break
A Sneaky Ithorian: tyhats why real men play baseball
A Sneaky Ithorian: so that they can catch
A Sneaky Ithorian: no homo
Sobchak: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: alright im out of moderatly amusing stories
Sobchak: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: I ran into some mormons today too
Sobchak: I went to 21+ arcade tonight
A Sneaky Ithorian: but I was very polite and there were nice
A Sneaky Ithorian: niiice
Sobchak: got drunk, ate voodoo donuts
A Sneaky Ithorian: anything fiun/
Sobchak: the games were hella fun, lol.
Sobchak: They had the old X-Men arcade game, and SUSNET RIDERS oh shit
Sobchak: They didn't have battle toads, I was disappointed.
A Sneaky Ithorian: lol Im ight no the x-men but never heard of sunet
A Sneaky Ithorian: dude I had that shit form y gensis
A Sneaky Ithorian: me and my dad used to waste hours playing fkn Battletoads
Sobchak: lol battle toads is the shit
A Sneaky Ithorian: and Battletoadds doube dragon
A Sneaky Ithorian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5YtipSjsw
A Sneaky Ithorian: cloastest thing to rap i listened to willingly today
Sobchak: I definitely had battletoads + double dragons
Sobchak: Buck 65 is hit-or-miss for me
A Sneaky Ithorian: Serengeti is the singer i think
A Sneaky Ithorian: well I enjoyed.
Sobchak: so far so good
Sobchak: so far 10 tracks on the basic mixtape, ~3 songs on the sexy mixtape
A Sneaky Ithorian: HIT ME BABY MAKE A BLOGPOST OR A SELKATH POST
A Sneaky Ithorian: also I got the anmswer to the j eapordy question
A Sneaky Ithorian: ITYS FKN WHISKERS
Sobchak: lol
A Sneaky Ithorian: my bad
A Sneaky Ithorian: Jeapordy stype
A Sneaky Ithorian: :What are whiskers?
A Sneaky Ithorian: kk im gonna go doublre over my toilet, brush my teeth and drink some whatert'
A Sneaky Ithorian: brb
Sobchak: k
Sobchak: get better, dipshit
A Sneaky Ithorian: no puking
A Sneaky Ithorian: was thrirsty
Sobchak: noice
A Sneaky Ithorian: no i didnt drink toilet water
Sobchak: don't lie
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'm not
Sobchak: liar.
A Sneaky Ithorian: nyet

[PeepsMcJuggs]

Chak makes mixtapes?

[img2:21dydq96]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3H1dWtzmZYU/T ... -800wi.jpg[/img2:21dydq96]

[Sobchak]

[quote=""PeepsMcJuggs""]Chak makes mixtapes?

[img2:3iol8ou9]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3H1dWtzmZYU/T ... -800wi.jpg[/img2:3iol8ou9][/quote]

Yeah, but they cost a blowjob.

[pano]

[quote=""Sobchak""][quote=""PeepsMcJuggs""]Chak makes mixtapes?[/quote]
Yeah, but they cost a blowjob.[/quote]
Ergo, chak makes no mixtapes.

[img2:2be580pl]http://www.senia.com/wp-content/uploads ... /swish.jpg[/img2:2be580pl]

[spoiler:2be580pl]i lub u [/spoiler:2be580pl]

[Sobchak]

[Ethite]

[quote=""Sobchak""][/quote]

Sobchak preparing to pay for a mix tape

[Burnetto]

01/28 00:56:44 'Burnetto' has joined the chat.
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[JensenBakura]

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Ehsan: I had to come in here and link this.
Ehsan: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=22240339
Ehsan: (O)(O)
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[Burnetto]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]'Fipps' has joined the chat.
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Ehsan: I had to come in here and link this.
Ehsan: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=22240339
Ehsan: (O)(O)
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He is right. ~Ehsan

[Sigmarsson]

Okay, she's clearly wearing makeup in her no makeup pic.

[PeepsMcJuggs]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]Okay, she's clearly wearing makeup in her no makeup pic.[/quote]

Not sure what Ehsan's going to do with a girl who's "not a big fan of the crazy club scene." How's he supposed to impress her with hookers?

[fallenchicken]

Is she serious with those things?

[PeepsMcJuggs]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]Is she serious with those things?[/quote]

I didn't even notice this pic until now.
[spoiler:39cwq0br][/spoiler:39cwq0br]

[Pewps]

Pewps: i think jensen told me to eat a dick
Pewps: quite rude
salo: Jensen really likes whatsherface
salo: Bastila
salo: Femshep
salo: etc.
Pewps: but bastila was british or whatever
Pewps: femshep was a manwoman
salo: same actress
Pewps: i liked bastila's voice
salo: Bastila was defs a better accent than femshep, I agrell
Pewps: i think jensen thinks i'm saying jeniffer whatshername is a bad VA
Pewps: totally putting words in my mouth
salo: you should put dicks in his
Pewps: lol
salo: ... mouth

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Pewps""]Pewps: i think jensen told me to eat a dick
Pewps: quite rude
salo: Jensen really likes whatsherface
salo: Bastila
salo: Femshep
salo: etc.
Pewps: but bastila was british or whatever
Pewps: femshep was a manwoman
salo: same actress
Pewps: i liked bastila's voice
salo: Bastila was defs a better accent than femshep, I agrell
Pewps: i think jensen thinks i'm saying jeniffer whatshername is a bad VA
Pewps: totally putting words in my mouth
salo: you should put dicks in his
Pewps: lol
salo: ... mouth[/quote]

[fallenchicken]

I thought this was funny, but I could be wrong. But I have not had a story from vent for awhile, so it will do.

salo: chicken, is you shift nearly finished?
salo: cos I'm probs gonna go to bed
fallenchicken: go
fallenchicken: be free
salo: but you're gonna finish soon, right?
salo: right?!?!
fallenchicken: soon
fallenchicken: and hour and 15 minutes
fallenchicken: Ill make it salo, thank you for getting me this far.
salo: k
salo: I've given you the tools you need
salo: and I trust you'll know when to use them
fallenchicken: You taught me how to fish
salo: *man hug*
salo: take my bear-skin
fallenchicken: Chest Bump
salo: I won't need it where I'm going
fallenchicken: I'll use it to pretend im a bear.
fallenchicken: Like you taught
salo: also, tell my 7 illegitimate sons
salo: I left them nothing
salo: NOTHING
fallenchicken: I will.
salo: thank you, chicken
fallenchicken: I think that's more than they expected to get.
fallenchicken: Rest in peace, salo
salo: dirty bastards
salo: *wry smile*
fallenchicken: They're filthy
salo: *bloody cough*
salo: *dies*
fallenchicken: *loots*

[PeepsMcJuggs]

[quote=""fallenchicken""]I thought this was funny, but I could be wrong. But I have not had a story from vent for awhile, so it will do.

salo: chicken, is you shift nearly finished?
salo: cos I'm probs gonna go to bed
fallenchicken: go
fallenchicken: be free
salo: but you're gonna finish soon, right?
salo: right?!?!
fallenchicken: soon
fallenchicken: and hour and 15 minutes
fallenchicken: Ill make it salo, thank you for getting me this far.
salo: k
salo: I've given you the tools you need
salo: and I trust you'll know when to use them
fallenchicken: You taught me how to fish
salo: *man hug*
salo: take my bear-skin
fallenchicken: Chest Bump
salo: I won't need it where I'm going
fallenchicken: I'll use it to pretend im a bear.
fallenchicken: Like you taught
salo: also, tell my 7 illegitimate sons
salo: I left them nothing
salo: NOTHING
fallenchicken: I will.
salo: thank you, chicken
fallenchicken: I think that's more than they expected to get.
fallenchicken: Rest in peace, salo
salo: dirty bastards
salo: *wry smile*
fallenchicken: They're filthy
salo: *bloody cough*
salo: *dies*
fallenchicken: *loots*[/quote]

Was unamused. Then the looting started.

[Darth Snuggles]

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02/18 19:15:00 Pewps: i dont know why i wasn't in chat
02/18 19:32:25 Pewps: FINE BE THAT WAY
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Dude I was in the shower.

[swtordays]

fallenchicken: Get me a beta invite, fipps
Fipps: I plan to woo Daniel E with my Mass effect quest
salo: have you written an ME quest, Fipps?
Fipps: I started it last night.
salo: I hope it has nude asari in there somewhere
Fipps: That's what I'm going to work on after I do school work
fallenchicken: Fipps, I bet he will curse you out if you pitch him a mass effect quest.
fallenchicken: "I cant go anywhere without people handing me their fucking quest ideas"
Fipps: lol
salo: ahha
fallenchicken: "I just want to have dinner with my family!"
Fipps: its no wonder you swept the mudrat awards.

[Ethite]

Listen, lightsnack, you stay away from Chicken. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

[GoEhsan]

[quote=""PeepsMcJuggs""][quote=""fallenchicken""]Is she serious with those things?[/quote]

I didn't even notice this pic until now.
[spoiler:3rxumy81][/spoiler:3rxumy81][/quote]

How do you miss tits like that?