stories from vent

badfo · Post by **badfo** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:50 pm

Christ sakes, Sig, I've already put the snow tires on my car and it hasn't even snowed yet.

(It has nothing to do with the fact that my cousins borrowed my car to go to Colorado this week).

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:01 pm

I can post another one, vent is usually this lively while im normally awake. A sum up of this day.

'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
'GoBetty' has joined the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Pewps: WRONG VENT MY BAD
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Pewps: hi
Pewps: WELL FUCK YOU TWO
Pewps: TOO
Pewps: TO
Pewps: 2
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GoBetty: Clearly a case of Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder
GoBetty: Now i've been sitting here for 6 hours and this was as fun as it got. Bye sobchak.

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:12 pm

Yeah I am really pissed.

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:15 pm

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]Yeah I am really pissed.[/quote]

Sleep on it.

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:22 pm

First you make me feel like a piece of shit on vent and now you gotta make a mockery of me on here. Thanks.

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:23 pm

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]First you make me feel like a piece of shit on vent and now you gotta make a mockery of me on here. Thanks.[/quote]

You can't be serious.

Ethite · Post by **Ethite** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:30 pm

[quote=""GoBetty""]I can post another one, vent is usually this lively while im normally awake. A sum up of this day.

'Sobchak' has joined the chat.
'GoBetty' has joined the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Pewps: WRONG VENT MY BAD
'Pewps' has left the chat.
'Pewps' has joined the chat.
Pewps: hi
Pewps: WELL FUCK YOU TWO
Pewps: TOO
DarthViscosity: Did you hear about the man with five dicks?
Pewps: TO
Pewps: 2
'Pewps' has left the chat.
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GoBetty: Clearly a case of Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder
GoBetty: Now i've been sitting here for 6 hours and this was as fun as it got. Bye sobchak.[/quote]

pano · Post by **pano** » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:50 am

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]First you make me feel like a piece of shit on vent and now you gotta make a mockery of me on here. Thanks.[/quote]
I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

[img2:39eh1cwr]http://lorimgrant.com/wp-content/upload ... walker.jpg[/img2:39eh1cwr]

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:41 am

Hey what happened to all those posts talking about changing tires?

Sobchak · Post by **Sobchak** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:43 am

[quote=""Sigmarsson""]Hey what happened to all those posts talking about changing tires?[/quote]

I deleted some posts because bitches need to follow rules, bitches. Even if they aren't actual rules.

Edit: I dont feel bad.

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:28 pm

GoBetty: I should take a shower and clean the house. It smells like a whore den here.
salo: LOL
salo: LOLOLOLOL
salo: Betty, I have news for you!

He never dared to say it though...

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:16 pm

GoBetty: wow fuck
GoBetty: Im gonna start training until i can poledance
GoBetty: http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-is ... cing-ninja
salo: "night salo"
'salo' has left the chat.
GoBetty: That looks very freaking hard, she must have muscles from hell
ebado: Pole dancing is hard
ebado: Poor bado
ebado: He couldn't make it
Sigmarsson: guys in spandex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmHtLycyIvQ
Sigmarsson: im going to go do this later
Sigmarsson: ebado can you hold my legs up
Sigmarsson: ill tell you when to let go
GoBetty: I think a jedi could be an excellent poledancer
Sigmarsson: i dont think theyd even need a pole
GoBetty: World record in standing out 90 degrees?
Sigmarsson: yea human flag
GoBetty: Well if we compare you and me sig
GoBetty: You're a big homo
GoBetty: I supply poledancing and you supply faggots in spandex
Sigmarsson: hey it looks cool
Sigmarsson: not their spandex
GoBetty: I bet it does
GoBetty: Yeah yeah you love huge guys
GoBetty: Strong men!
GoBetty: Yum
Sigmarsson: oh ya mmm hmm gets me hot
GoBetty: AFK, im gonna poledance
Sigmarsson: afk, going to hold my hand on some guys cock on my monitor

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:22 pm

I'm only touching the monitor guys, it's not gay.

badfo · Post by **badfo** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:56 pm

Pewps: the servers are back online
Pewps: i am leave now
Pewps: BYE
'Pewps' has left the chat.
ebado: Wowkid
GoBetty: good riddance!
ebado: Pewps is rewd.
GoBetty: totes rewd
GoBetty: i think he just miss his mom
chickenrising: poor pewps
chickenrising: who could love him?
ebado: I couldn't
ebado: I mean
ebado: I'd do him, but that's it
chickenrising: well of course
GoBetty: I could do him too but he have to wipe it off the floor afterwards
GoBetty: And leave quick as hell before i call the cops

Lady Gettyburg · Post by **Lady Gettyburg** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:56 pm

'Fipps' has left the chat.
Fipps: woah.
Padre Justicia: gosh fipps...
Padre Justicia: you...so lime.
Fipps: I'm the only thing floating in the mojita
Fipps: is that how you spell that?
GoBetty: Mojito?
Fipps: there we go
Fipps: my internet is acting wonky.
Thaed: Like your penis?
GoBetty: Like his face
GoBetty: Its ok Fipps
Fipps: my penis is resting for your mom
GoBetty: You will soon be replaced by DarthViscosity
Fipps: I'm taking vent with me!
GoBetty: No Fipps
GoBetty: Your vent access will be replaced too

isgrelindisguise · Post by **isgrelindisguise** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:06 am

Padre Justicia: LOL...denise richards!
Padre Justicia: And she mispronounced Gran Turismo.
Padre Justicia: LOL
Padre Justicia: What a has been.
Padre Justicia: I'd rather see Grel announce an award.
A Sneaky Ithorian: Agrelled.
Padre Justicia: SHUT UP CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Padre Justicia: GOSH.
Padre Justicia: I'd rather see grel preform a crappy electo-pop song.
A Sneaky Ithorian: Agrelled.
Padre Justicia: HERE IT IS!!!!!
Padre Justicia: MASS EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Sneaky Ithorian: !!!
Padre Justicia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
A Sneaky Ithorian: share
A Sneaky Ithorian: share
Padre Justicia: Some douche recapping ME2...

pano · Post by **pano** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:26 am

*** You have been reconnected to the server ***
'MudRat' has joined the chat.
'Fox' has joined the chat.
'fallenchicken' has joined the chat.
'salo' has joined the chat.

Fox: she knows how to treat fans and isnt weirded out by all the nerds
MudRat: only theres legions of WoW fans that want a piece
salo: who?
MudRat: Mila Kunis
salo: mmm
Fox: id have her babies
salo: i'd black her swan, if you catch my drift
MudRat: defs
Fox: i'd 70s her show, if you catch my drift
Fox: wait
Fox: mine doesnt work
salo: after I'd had Natalie every which way, of course
Fox: meh
Fox: keep her
salo: LOL
MudRat: I'm a bit more of a portwoman man
Fox: Kunis > Portwoman
MudRat: a portmanwoman
salo: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Fox: ifo
Fox: (in fox's opinion)
salo: this is going in stories from vent
salo: so all the world can see how dumb you are
fallenchicken: guys
salo: ALL THE WORLF
fallenchicken: I wanna see Black Swan
Fox: haha
fallenchicken: Badly
salo: I'll edit that, so I say World
salo: not worlf
salo: which isn't a word/worf
salo: fox
MudRat: a good move IMO
Fox: salo
salo: are you done saying stupid stuff, or should I post it now?
Fox: Kunis is better in every way
Fox: i stand by that
MudRat: oh dear
salo: We're going to have fisticuffs, my dear fellow.
Fox: well
Fox: maybe not acting
salo: acting? more like everything
salo: boom
Fox: psh
MudRat: how is it that there are so many hot Ukranians
Fox: Kunis is so much hotter
Fox: i dont know rat
salo: Fox
salo: ur jelly

Browncoat Fox · Post by **Browncoat Fox** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:41 am

I stand by my words:

[img2:3kkzwemo]http://www.tkbbblog.com/wp-content/uplo ... _kunis.jpg[/img2:3kkzwemo]

vs

[img2:3kkzwemo]http://www.starzlife.com/wp-content/upl ... tman07.jpg[/img2:3kkzwemo]

pano · Post by **pano** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:59 am

Fox discovers than women spend more time on their appearance going to events than they do while performing menial tasks.

And Natalie still looks great.

[spoiler:ae145ow5]Spiderboner.[/spoiler:ae145ow5]

PeepsMcJuggs · Post by **PeepsMcJuggs** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:31 pm

[quote=""Browncoat Fox""]I stand by my words:

[img2:11atiwx2]http://www.tkbbblog.com/wp-content/uplo ... _kunis.jpg[/img2:11atiwx2]

vs.

[img2:11atiwx2]http://www.starzlife.com/wp-content/upl ... tman07.jpg[/img2:11atiwx2][/quote]

Kunis + Portman =

[spoiler:11atiwx2]In b4 chak sez "OBEY THREAD RULES" *HAMMER*[/spoiler:11atiwx2]

Sigmarsson · Post by **Sigmarsson** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:36 am

[quote=""Browncoat Fox""]I stand by my words:

[img2:j5zedk9c]http://www.tkbbblog.com/wp-content/uplo ... _kunis.jpg[/img2:j5zedk9c]

vs

[img2:j5zedk9c]http://www.starzlife.com/wp-content/upl ... tman07.jpg[/img2:j5zedk9c][/quote]

Uma Thurman holds my heart.

Ethite · Post by **Ethite** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:13 am

This made rat laugh. Freemont, what a guy!

Freemonty: hey.
Freemonty: fkn rude
MudRat: lols
MudRat: hey freemont
Freemonty: heys
Freemonty: in a heroic right now. merry christmas.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:58 pm

so would I ever be allowed into vent chat, or is that forbidden until after initiation...

PeepsMcJuggs · Post by **PeepsMcJuggs** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:13 pm

[quote=""Grant""]so would I ever be allowed into vent chat, or is that forbidden until after initiation...[/quote]

I think it's an exclusive club where the senior members gather to glean romance tips from Ehsan's Font of Knowledge.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:19 pm

Ah I see.

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