High House Selkath

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

Baraja takes dibs on being the sky.

[Sigmarsson]

I am Sloth!

[youtube:10ubxbmm]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHwCZiZL ... 7&index=16[/youtube:10ubxbmm]

[Mazz]

The Anchorman --->

[pano]

[quote=""Gavyyn""]QQ! Where is GAVY????

/wrists[/quote]
In light of this emo-behaviour, I made your position QQ. I also updated it with everyone else's well thought out positions.


I thought this thread was well dead....

[kaheynu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Gavyyn""]QQ! Where is GAVY????

/wrists[/quote]
In light of this emo-behaviour, I made your position QQ. I also updated it with everyone else's well thought out positions.


I thought this thread was well dead....[/quote]

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange aeons even death may die

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""kaheynu""]
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange aeons even death may die[/quote]

He loves kids.

[Volke]

What does I be?

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Can I have anything to do with tits, jugs or bewbs?[/quote]

How about the Bearded Tit?

[/quote]

I Lol'd.

[Darth Snuggles]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Slippery_Eel""][quote=""JensenBakura""]
Can I have anything to do with tits, jugs or bewbs?[/quote]

How about the Bearded Tit?

[/quote]

I Lol'd.[/quote]
Yeah, it was actually quite refreshing to be the one saying "Tits or GTFO" for a change.



Instead of Bluestone....

[Qual]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Baraja takes dibs on being the sky.[/quote]

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Baraja takes dibs on being the sky.[/quote]

[/quote]

Mandoware: Yes, yes, lots of DLC for Mass Effect!

Jensen: Hey, Bioware?

[Qual]

Hey man, back off. They patched the hell out of that game!

Hello Mass Effect fans

We have been watching the different Mass Effect PC forum communities and gathering your feedback on issues encountered while playing Mass Effect PC. Thank you all for taking the time to provide feedback to help us make Mass Effect PC a better game.

BioWare is pleased to announce there will be a new patch for Mass Effect for the PC coming soon. This patch will be jointly developed by BioWare and Demiurge and will be available for all versions of Mass Effect PC (retail, Steam and other digital distribution sources). When we have more information on the content of the patch or when it will be available, we will let you know.

Please remember if you have any trouble with Mass Effect PC whether for the retail version or any digital distribution program (like Steam or Direct2Drive) Official Support for Mass Effect PC is through EA support. Here is the page with links to all areas for EA support: http://customersupport.ea.com/loginapp/login.do

Posted: Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:09AM here.

Still not out.

[kaheynu]

Bioware has a different conception of 'soon' than us pitiful mortals.

[Qual]

But seriously - the PC version is buggy as fuck and they still don't fix it.

Lame.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""]Hey man, back off. They patched the hell out of that game![/quote]

See, this is huge to me, because if you remember correctly, NWN was a complete ass-panda of a game when it first came out. And they patched it weekly sometimes with new IG content. I think in total there were like 60 patches. Yeah, the game was annoyingly buggy, but the stuck at it, and the community waited patiently, and it paid off.

SO why the hell they are pullling this crap is beyond me.

I am boycotting the entire ME Franchise, and am considering the same for Dragon Age.

[Qual]

KOTOR never got beyond 1.03 I believe, and that shit was poorly optimised.

Seriously - Valve make BioWare look second rate re game engines, and Blizzard make BioWare look third rate re patches.

[Qual]

That said, I think I'll play Mass Effect tonight.

I've never actually given it a good go - watched Salo play most of it and chipped in on occasion.

Nute Shepard was the hax.

Also: who bonked who? Salo picked Ashley - I will be picking Liara.

[Mazz]

[quote=""Qual""] Also: who bonked who? Salo picked Ashley - I will be picking Liara.[/quote]

I pick Ashley every time I play the game. Her character always just seemed more self-reliant and headstrong... and I totally got the impression that she would be willing to take it in the ass.

Needless to say, that was more than enough of a reason to pick her.

[Qual]

Blue + bi > anal



[youtube:19v8zeyv]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI[/youtube:19v8zeyv]

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]KOTOR never got beyond 1.03 I believe, and that shit was poorly optimised.

Seriously - Valve make BioWare look second rate re game engines, and Blizzard make BioWare look third rate re patches.[/quote]
QFT. Qual and I have discussed this as one of the main areas we are concerned for TOR about. WoW wasn't a polished game when it originally came out, but patches have served it well. BioWare have proven with ME and KOTOR that they are total lame-arses when it comes to cleaning up their own shit.

I'm currently downloading the patch to the Witcher, which upgrades some areas of the game, and overhauls others. The game was okay on release, but the devs weren't satisfied, compiled a list of the major issues the fans had, fixed them, and finally released a new version of the game (no more expensive than the previous version) and made the patch available to people who'd already bought the game.

The above is an example of giving a shit.

[quote=""Qual""]That said, I think I'll play Mass Effect tonight.

I've never actually given it a good go - watched Salo play most of it and chipped in on occasion.

Nute Shepard was the hax.

Also: who bonked who? Salo picked Ashley - I will be picking Liara.[/quote]
Nute was a total PWNZILLA.

Liara was annoying. Her blue skin couldn't hide the fact that she was naive as fuck.

[kaheynu]

[quote=""Qual""]Blue + bi > anal

[/quote]

Yeah, now think blue + bi + anal...

[Qual]

[quote=""kaheynu""]Yeah, now think blue + bi + anal...[/quote]

[Mazz]

[quote=""salo_pano""] Liara was annoying. Her blue skin couldn't hide the fact that she was naive as fuck.[/quote]

Word.

I don't even bother conversing with her at all, I just let her sit at that little desk on the Normandy where she can double-click her mouse while I'm banging Ashley elsewhere on the ship.

[Qual]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Don't make us choose.

Threesomes for ME2.

[Mazz]

[quote=""Qual""]I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Don't make us choose.

Threesomes for ME2.[/quote]

I suppose I would have let Liara give me a rimjob while I was screwing Ashley from behind.

But here's to less annoying chicks in ME2.