celebritys you wouldn't have sex with?

[Volke]

Sad turtle is sad

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""Volke""]Sad turtle is sad
[/quote]

I'd give her a go.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Sigmarsson""][quote=""Volke""]Sad turtle is sad
[/quote]

I'd give her a go.[/quote]

Me too.

[Sobchak]

She was annoying as fuck in The Dark Knight. One of the rare occasions when I'll say Katie Holmes was better.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Sobchak""]She was annoying as fuck in The Dark Knight. One of the rare occasions when I'll say Katie Holmes was better.[/quote]

Agreed, but I'd still take her for ice cream once on a trial basis.

[Sobchak]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""Sobchak""]She was annoying as fuck in The Dark Knight. One of the rare occasions when I'll say Katie Holmes was better.[/quote]

Agreed, but I'd still take her for ice cream once on a trial basis.[/quote]

A valid stance, sir. She is certainly not as hideous as some of the other wretches posted so far.

[badfo]

I'd take both Maggie and pre-Cruise Holmes for a ride in my Miata.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""ebado""]my Miata.[/quote]

Is that what you call your penis?

Sounds spanish for "little mother" or something.

[Sobchak]

That's one fat urethra (pee-pee tube).

[badfo]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""ebado""]my Miata.[/quote]

Is that what you call your penis?

Sounds spanish for "little mother" or something.[/quote]

Nah, it's a sports car.

[pano]

[quote=""Sobchak""]She was annoying as fuck in The Dark Knight. One of the rare occasions when I'll say Katie Holmes was better.[/quote]
Dawson approves.

[badfo]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Sobchak""]She was annoying as fuck in The Dark Knight. One of the rare occasions when I'll say Katie Holmes was better.[/quote]
Dawson approves.

[/quote]

Vintage Salo, always early or late, never on time.

[Sobchak]

Textbook Salo.

[pano]

I've been shopping okay gais?

I haff new boots. Want pics?

[badfo]

[quote=""salo_pano""]I've been shopping okay gais?

I haff new boots. Want pics?[/quote]

They improve your speed without too much drag?

[pano]

[quote=""ebado""]They improve your speed without too much drag?[/quote]
Actually they improve my drag without too much speed.

[badfo]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]They improve your speed without too much drag?[/quote]
Actually they improve my drag without too much speed.[/quote]
Diagram or chart plz.

[pano]

[quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]

[badfo]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote]

[Sobchak]

[quote=""ebado""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote][/quote]

[The BBP]

[quote=""ebado""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote][/quote]


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[fallenchicken]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote]

Whats wrong with her?

I would have a go

[The BBP]

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote]

Whats wrong with her?

I would have a go[/quote]


Her makeup is just too thick.

[Sigmarsson]

[quote=""fallenchicken""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""ebado""]Diagram or chart plz.[/quote]
[/quote]

Whats wrong with her?

I would have a go[/quote]

She has some nice definition in her legs.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""ebado""]I'd take both Maggie and pre-Cruise Holmes for a ride in my Miata.[/quote]

What's this pre-cruise heresy?

Pre-TomKat Katie Holmes was totally unattainable. Now, after several years married to that Mando Scientologist I am more convinced than ever that she would willingly become the life-long sex-slave of anyone who was able to kill Tom and make it look like an accident.

It's tough though - I had worked out the perfect plan and constructed the perfect strike team: Me, Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, and Farah Fawcett. But the mission went south: that coked-up freak killed them all...I was lucky to get out alive. Had to make their deaths look like an accident.

I was this close to retiring to an Island in the South Pacific with Katie Holmes and my three best friends - now they are all dead, and Katie is still trapped.

I failed...and I've been a drunken shadow haunting star wars websites ever since.

* like a mando*