stories from vent
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Re: stories from vent
Continued
Betty: Ha!
Betty: I win
Betty: I gave him a back massage and asked him to bring some laundry over later today so i could wash it.. what a whore i am.
Snuggs: lol, nice job betty
MudRat_02: zaeed's loyalty mission was great
Betty: He missed the fact i was drunk O.o
MudRat_02: lol betty
MudRat_02: you can wash my clothes anytime
Sigmarsson: lol mudrat
Sigmarsson: i dont think betty can wash out my stains in your clothes
Joseph Smith: Zaeed sucks cause you cant talk to him
MudRat_02: lol fuck you sig
Betty: Ha!
Betty: I win
Betty: I gave him a back massage and asked him to bring some laundry over later today so i could wash it.. what a whore i am.
Snuggs: lol, nice job betty
MudRat_02: zaeed's loyalty mission was great
Betty: He missed the fact i was drunk O.o
MudRat_02: lol betty
MudRat_02: you can wash my clothes anytime
Sigmarsson: lol mudrat
Sigmarsson: i dont think betty can wash out my stains in your clothes
Joseph Smith: Zaeed sucks cause you cant talk to him
MudRat_02: lol fuck you sig
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Re: stories from vent
God, its like I've got it on DVR
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Fipps""]God, its like I've got it on DVR[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Fipps""]God, its like I've got it on DVR[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?
Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Fipps""][quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Fipps""]God, its like I've got it on DVR[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
Fkn hipster.
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
Fkn hipster.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Fipps""][quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Fipps""]God, its like I've got it on DVR[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""ebado""]
Fkn hipster.[/quote]
Sorry I can't hear you; let me go turn Passion Pit down. Want to watch Donnie Darko later?
Fkn hipster.[/quote]
Sorry I can't hear you; let me go turn Passion Pit down. Want to watch Donnie Darko later?
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Fipps""][quote=""GoBetty""][quote=""Fipps""]God, its like I've got it on DVR[/quote]
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
Uhm.. no, DVR? personal video recorder?
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.
Sure its not a PVR? It totes ownes.[/quote]
PBR?[/quote]
Uhm.. no, DVR? personal video recorder?
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""GoBetty""]
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.[/quote]
Sorry, I have trouble with your accent
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.[/quote]
Sorry, I have trouble with your accent
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Fipps""][quote=""GoBetty""]
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.[/quote]
Sorry, I have trouble with your accent [/quote]
Hardly
Daymn i thought you were teh smarties.[/quote]
Sorry, I have trouble with your accent [/quote]
Hardly
Re: stories from vent
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Re: stories from vent
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'Padre Justicia' has joined the chat.
Joseph Smith: jensen
Padre Justicia: Chicken.
Joseph Smith: how have you been
Padre Justicia: Busy, but good apart from losing my phone. You?
Joseph Smith: It sucks losing your phone
Padre Justicia: tell me about it. :-/
Joseph Smith: Hopefully nobody has found it and is using it to buy a bunch of apps
Padre Justicia: I'll cancel it tomorrow.
Fipps: have you checked your pockets?
Padre Justicia: lol, yes. And called it multiple times.
Padre Justicia: grats on being second place btw.
Joseph Smith: Hopefully you didnt awnser
Joseph Smith: da da da dum
Fipps: hmm I'll check my pockets. I find a lot of things in my pockets.
Padre Justicia: !
Padre Justicia: Fipps.
Fipps: yes.
Joseph Smith: lol I dont know how I am doing so well that
Padre Justicia: You stealing my phone would actually make sense...
Joseph Smith: Is the contest going into the other rounds?
Fipps: oh really?
Padre Justicia: yes. to both of you.
Padre Justicia: It's a running selkath meme that we're mortal enemies.
Padre Justicia: There will be seven rounds total chicken.
Fipps: that's not just a meme
Padre Justicia: True.
Padre Justicia: But the best memes are the most sincere.
Padre Justicia: I wouldn't be suprised if you were in a chair right now stroking a cat as we speak. I know I am.
Fipps: I'm definetly stroking something
<roughly two minute pause>
Fipps: Alright. I've got to go get a fathers day present because you know its about that time
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I told you this guy was bad news...he faps before he buy's father's day gifts...
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Joseph Smith: jensen
Padre Justicia: Chicken.
Joseph Smith: how have you been
Padre Justicia: Busy, but good apart from losing my phone. You?
Joseph Smith: It sucks losing your phone
Padre Justicia: tell me about it. :-/
Joseph Smith: Hopefully nobody has found it and is using it to buy a bunch of apps
Padre Justicia: I'll cancel it tomorrow.
Fipps: have you checked your pockets?
Padre Justicia: lol, yes. And called it multiple times.
Padre Justicia: grats on being second place btw.
Joseph Smith: Hopefully you didnt awnser
Joseph Smith: da da da dum
Fipps: hmm I'll check my pockets. I find a lot of things in my pockets.
Padre Justicia: !
Padre Justicia: Fipps.
Fipps: yes.
Joseph Smith: lol I dont know how I am doing so well that
Padre Justicia: You stealing my phone would actually make sense...
Joseph Smith: Is the contest going into the other rounds?
Fipps: oh really?
Padre Justicia: yes. to both of you.
Padre Justicia: It's a running selkath meme that we're mortal enemies.
Padre Justicia: There will be seven rounds total chicken.
Fipps: that's not just a meme
Padre Justicia: True.
Padre Justicia: But the best memes are the most sincere.
Padre Justicia: I wouldn't be suprised if you were in a chair right now stroking a cat as we speak. I know I am.
Fipps: I'm definetly stroking something
<roughly two minute pause>
Fipps: Alright. I've got to go get a fathers day present because you know its about that time
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I told you this guy was bad news...he faps before he buy's father's day gifts...
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""JensenBakura""]'Fipps' has joined the chat.
'Joseph Smith' has joined the chat.
'Padre Justicia' has joined the chat.
Joseph Smith: jensen
Padre Justicia: Chicken.
Joseph Smith: how have you been
Padre Justicia: Busy, but good apart from losing my phone. You?
Joseph Smith: It sucks losing your phone
Padre Justicia: tell me about it. :-/
Joseph Smith: Hopefully nobody has found it and is using it to buy a bunch of apps
Padre Justicia: I'll cancel it tomorrow.
Fipps: have you checked your pockets?
Padre Justicia: lol, yes. And called it multiple times.
Padre Justicia: grats on being second place btw.
Joseph Smith: Hopefully you didnt awnser
Joseph Smith: da da da dum
Fipps: hmm I'll check my pockets. I find a lot of things in my pockets.
Padre Justicia: !
Padre Justicia: Fipps.
Fipps: yes.
Joseph Smith: lol I dont know how I am doing so well that
Padre Justicia: You stealing my phone would actually make sense...
Joseph Smith: Is the contest going into the other rounds?
Fipps: oh really?
Padre Justicia: yes. to both of you.
Padre Justicia: It's a running selkath meme that we're mortal enemies.
Padre Justicia: There will be seven rounds total chicken.
Fipps: that's not just a meme
Padre Justicia: True.
Padre Justicia: But the best memes are the most sincere.
Padre Justicia: I wouldn't be suprised if you were in a chair right now stroking a cat as we speak. I know I am.
Fipps: I'm definetly stroking something
<roughly two minute pause>
Fipps: Alright. I've got to go get a fathers day present because you know its about that time
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I told you this guy was bad news...he faps before he buy's father's day gifts...[/quote]
You expect him to go to Wal-Mart carrying a full load?
'Joseph Smith' has joined the chat.
'Padre Justicia' has joined the chat.
Joseph Smith: jensen
Padre Justicia: Chicken.
Joseph Smith: how have you been
Padre Justicia: Busy, but good apart from losing my phone. You?
Joseph Smith: It sucks losing your phone
Padre Justicia: tell me about it. :-/
Joseph Smith: Hopefully nobody has found it and is using it to buy a bunch of apps
Padre Justicia: I'll cancel it tomorrow.
Fipps: have you checked your pockets?
Padre Justicia: lol, yes. And called it multiple times.
Padre Justicia: grats on being second place btw.
Joseph Smith: Hopefully you didnt awnser
Joseph Smith: da da da dum
Fipps: hmm I'll check my pockets. I find a lot of things in my pockets.
Padre Justicia: !
Padre Justicia: Fipps.
Fipps: yes.
Joseph Smith: lol I dont know how I am doing so well that
Padre Justicia: You stealing my phone would actually make sense...
Joseph Smith: Is the contest going into the other rounds?
Fipps: oh really?
Padre Justicia: yes. to both of you.
Padre Justicia: It's a running selkath meme that we're mortal enemies.
Padre Justicia: There will be seven rounds total chicken.
Fipps: that's not just a meme
Padre Justicia: True.
Padre Justicia: But the best memes are the most sincere.
Padre Justicia: I wouldn't be suprised if you were in a chair right now stroking a cat as we speak. I know I am.
Fipps: I'm definetly stroking something
<roughly two minute pause>
Fipps: Alright. I've got to go get a fathers day present because you know its about that time
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I told you this guy was bad news...he faps before he buy's father's day gifts...[/quote]
You expect him to go to Wal-Mart carrying a full load?
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Re: stories from vent
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Ehsan: So i have a date tomorrow, I hope my family doesn't show up, i'm taking her to the supermarket.
Sigmarsson: story time guys quiet down
A Sneaky Ithorian: I took her to the supermarket, I don't know why but it had to start somewhere
A Sneaky Ithorian: so it started there.
Ehsan: it's tomorrow hasn't happened yet
Sigmarsson: this sounds like a pulp song
A Sneaky Ithorian:
Ehsan: this is gay good bye
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Ehsan: So i have a date tomorrow, I hope my family doesn't show up, i'm taking her to the supermarket.
Sigmarsson: story time guys quiet down
A Sneaky Ithorian: I took her to the supermarket, I don't know why but it had to start somewhere
A Sneaky Ithorian: so it started there.
Ehsan: it's tomorrow hasn't happened yet
Sigmarsson: this sounds like a pulp song
A Sneaky Ithorian:
Ehsan: this is gay good bye
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Sigmarsson""]'Ehsan' has joined the chat.
Ehsan: So i have a date tomorrow, I hope my family doesn't show up, i'm taking her to the supermarket.
Sigmarsson: story time guys quiet down
A Sneaky Ithorian: I took her to the supermarket, I don't know why but it had to start somewhere
A Sneaky Ithorian: so it started there.
Ehsan: it's tomorrow hasn't happened yet
Sigmarsson: this sounds like a pulp song
A Sneaky Ithorian:
Ehsan: this is gay good bye
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[youtube:betzshby]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgXzPfAxjo[/youtube:betzshby][/quote]
awesome song
for shame ehsan
Ehsan: So i have a date tomorrow, I hope my family doesn't show up, i'm taking her to the supermarket.
Sigmarsson: story time guys quiet down
A Sneaky Ithorian: I took her to the supermarket, I don't know why but it had to start somewhere
A Sneaky Ithorian: so it started there.
Ehsan: it's tomorrow hasn't happened yet
Sigmarsson: this sounds like a pulp song
A Sneaky Ithorian:
Ehsan: this is gay good bye
'Ehsan' has left the chat.
[youtube:betzshby]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgXzPfAxjo[/youtube:betzshby][/quote]
awesome song
for shame ehsan
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Re: stories from vent
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07/13 19:40:52 Thaed: QQ
07/13 19:40:54 'Thaed' has left the chat.
07/13 19:41:29 MudRat_02: I hate that guy
07/13 19:40:52 Thaed: QQ
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07/13 19:41:29 MudRat_02: I hate that guy
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Re: stories from vent
salo: I like how BioWare have the bodytype Tough meaning bodytype Fat
salo: salo will go 'Athletic' or just thin
Fipps: OH, I just found the gavyyn drama
ebado: I want to walk into one of their meetings and ask them questions about stuff like that
ebado: Like "Does this make sense to you? Does it really?"
Thaed: I'll go thin. Or seductress.
ebado: Anime whore
Thaed: Nah
Thaed: Anime who boobs are to fucking huge
ebado: Brb, teabado
Thaed: Bit of a turn off, actually.
salo: chicken is playing Dragon Quest 9 - what a fkn weaboo, amirite, guys?
Fipps: salo, you are such a tough guy. I had no idea.
Joseph Smith: Salo is still stuck on Dragon Quest 8
salo: If you were a BioWare employee, I'd assume you were calling me fat, Fipps.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Thaed""]
salo: I like how BioWare have the bodytype Tough meaning bodytype Fat
salo: salo will go 'Athletic' or just thin
Fipps: OH, I just found the gavyyn drama
ebado: I want to walk into one of their meetings and ask them questions about stuff like that
ebado: Like "Does this make sense to you? Does it really?"
Thaed: I'll go thin. Or seductress.
ebado: Anime whore
Thaed: Nah
Thaed: Anime who boobs are to fucking huge
ebado: Brb, teabado
Thaed: Bit of a turn off, actually.
salo: chicken is playing Dragon Quest 9 - what a fkn weaboo, amirite, guys?
Fipps: salo, you are such a tough guy. I had no idea.
Joseph Smith: Salo is still stuck on Dragon Quest 8
salo: If you were a BioWare employee, I'd assume you were calling me fat, Fipps.[/quote]
salo: I like how BioWare have the bodytype Tough meaning bodytype Fat
salo: salo will go 'Athletic' or just thin
Fipps: OH, I just found the gavyyn drama
ebado: I want to walk into one of their meetings and ask them questions about stuff like that
ebado: Like "Does this make sense to you? Does it really?"
Thaed: I'll go thin. Or seductress.
ebado: Anime whore
Thaed: Nah
Thaed: Anime who boobs are to fucking huge
ebado: Brb, teabado
Thaed: Bit of a turn off, actually.
salo: chicken is playing Dragon Quest 9 - what a fkn weaboo, amirite, guys?
Fipps: salo, you are such a tough guy. I had no idea.
Joseph Smith: Salo is still stuck on Dragon Quest 8
salo: If you were a BioWare employee, I'd assume you were calling me fat, Fipps.[/quote]
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Re: stories from vent
Sobchak: Sleep joseph. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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Sobchak: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Sobchak: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""fallenchicken""]Sobchak: Sleep joseph. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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Sobchak: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
'Sobchak' has left the chat.[/quote]
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Sobchak: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Re: stories from vent
Fipps: you don't have a folder of girls you know?
Joseph Smith: That's creepy fipps.
MudRat_02: I have a folder of the girls you know, fipps
Fipps: You've never had a girlfriend that took pictures for you?
Fipps: for shame.
Joseph Smith: I have never hijacked photos on facebook
MudRat_02: I'm a "clean break" kind of guy
MudRat_02: I delete that shit, and throw anything out that they have given me post-breakup
Joseph Smith: I'm a "pay up or these pictures are going on the web, baby" breakup kind of guy
MudRat_02: then I spend all that extra free time sculpting my abs
Joseph Smith: Then I spend all my extra free time spotting mudrat
MudRat_02: hell yeah
Joseph Smith: fuck yeah
hi
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Re: stories from vent
ebado: Oh, Grel
ebado: I'm running my hand down your thigh. What are you doing?
ebado: You take your legs and hang them from my antlers.
ebado: I swing you back and forth, my tail whipping you in the ass
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'm holding back moans of blissfull pleasure, I don't want you know that I'm enjoying this
MudRat_02: I'm beginning to feel very uncomfortable. In my pants.
ebado: I take my hoof and shove it in your chest
A Sneaky Ithorian: But I am. One escapes my lips.
ebado: My hoof turns into hand, and I pull your heart out, Indiana Jones style
A Sneaky Ithorian: You've always had my heart.
ebado: I transform into a cheetah and attach your heart to my ear
ebado: But suddenly, my ear isn't there
ebado: Fkn metaphors and shit
A Sneaky Ithorian: I gasp as you listen to my thunderous heartbeats
ebado: The wind starts to pick up. I get blown into the sky
A Sneaky Ithorian: I call for you to come back to me
ebado: Suddenly, there is no wind, and we are back in my bedroom.
A Sneaky Ithorian: And I realize that this was one of the best experiences of my life. I want more.
ebado: You are that blonde kid nobody knows, I am Taylor Swift, but also a dog
A Sneaky Ithorian: MacCauley Caulkin pets the dog.
ebado: I turn into a prince.
A Sneaky Ithorian: And I... a Regophile. I lick you.
ebado: Suddenly, we are in Heath Ledger's tomb. I make a joke about Batman being so badass that the Joke died before the movie even came out
A Sneaky Ithorian: I laugh anyway, wanting you to like me.
ebado: I take the poison
A Sneaky Ithorian: Tearful, I kiss you, hoping theres enough poison left on your lips for me.
ebado: There is just enough for your to drop into a deep slumber
A Sneaky Ithorian: I lie down on the tomb, my lips parted and my hair gloriously falling down the sides
ebado: 1,000 years later, you wake up in interplanetary delivery agency
A Sneaky Ithorian: Without you, I try making a collect call in a suicide booth.
ebado: You are sucked into the phone.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I drift about tele-space, looking for answers as to the location of my heart.
ebado: You die.
ebado: Joining me in purgatory
A Sneaky Ithorian: Where we live hapilly ever after.
ebado: I finish early.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I sigh, and ask you if that's it.
ebado: I nod and go take a shower
A Sneaky Ithorian: When you come back I make you go sleep on the couch for poor perfomance.
ebado: I'm running my hand down your thigh. What are you doing?
ebado: You take your legs and hang them from my antlers.
ebado: I swing you back and forth, my tail whipping you in the ass
A Sneaky Ithorian: I'm holding back moans of blissfull pleasure, I don't want you know that I'm enjoying this
MudRat_02: I'm beginning to feel very uncomfortable. In my pants.
ebado: I take my hoof and shove it in your chest
A Sneaky Ithorian: But I am. One escapes my lips.
ebado: My hoof turns into hand, and I pull your heart out, Indiana Jones style
A Sneaky Ithorian: You've always had my heart.
ebado: I transform into a cheetah and attach your heart to my ear
ebado: But suddenly, my ear isn't there
ebado: Fkn metaphors and shit
A Sneaky Ithorian: I gasp as you listen to my thunderous heartbeats
ebado: The wind starts to pick up. I get blown into the sky
A Sneaky Ithorian: I call for you to come back to me
ebado: Suddenly, there is no wind, and we are back in my bedroom.
A Sneaky Ithorian: And I realize that this was one of the best experiences of my life. I want more.
ebado: You are that blonde kid nobody knows, I am Taylor Swift, but also a dog
A Sneaky Ithorian: MacCauley Caulkin pets the dog.
ebado: I turn into a prince.
A Sneaky Ithorian: And I... a Regophile. I lick you.
ebado: Suddenly, we are in Heath Ledger's tomb. I make a joke about Batman being so badass that the Joke died before the movie even came out
A Sneaky Ithorian: I laugh anyway, wanting you to like me.
ebado: I take the poison
A Sneaky Ithorian: Tearful, I kiss you, hoping theres enough poison left on your lips for me.
ebado: There is just enough for your to drop into a deep slumber
A Sneaky Ithorian: I lie down on the tomb, my lips parted and my hair gloriously falling down the sides
ebado: 1,000 years later, you wake up in interplanetary delivery agency
A Sneaky Ithorian: Without you, I try making a collect call in a suicide booth.
ebado: You are sucked into the phone.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I drift about tele-space, looking for answers as to the location of my heart.
ebado: You die.
ebado: Joining me in purgatory
A Sneaky Ithorian: Where we live hapilly ever after.
ebado: I finish early.
A Sneaky Ithorian: I sigh, and ask you if that's it.
ebado: I nod and go take a shower
A Sneaky Ithorian: When you come back I make you go sleep on the couch for poor perfomance.
hi
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Re: stories from vent
^
So glad I haven't reinstalled Vent.
So glad I haven't reinstalled Vent.
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Re: stories from vent
I am so glad this thread exists.
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Re: stories from vent
[quote=""Thaed""]I am so glad this thread exists.[/quote]
Meh.
Meh.