Working in a bar.

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]Actually thought Baraja should be blue as he would probably kick my ass. [/quote]
A blind raccoon with Alzheimer's disease could kick your ass.[/quote]

I'd back myself against you.

That raccoon sounds nasty though. Unless he's like Ike...

beaten lol

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]I'd back myself against you.

That raccoon sounds nasty though. Unless he's like Ike...

beaten lol[/quote]

I would've once tipped you to beat me, but I'd have a better shot now I reckon.

You have a height advantage, but when was the last time you exercised?

[Qual]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""Qual""]I'd back myself against you.

That raccoon sounds nasty though. Unless he's like Ike...

beaten lol[/quote]

I would've once tipped you to beat me, but I'd have a better shot now I reckon.

You have a height advantage, but when was the last time you exercised?[/quote]

This morning actually. Before that? Many moons ago.

Anyway, fighting is less about fitness and more about willingness to hurt.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]Anyway, fighting is less about fitness and more about willingness to hurt.[/quote]
Are you trying to say this is an area you beat me in?

[Qual]

You have motivation issues.

[pano]

[quote=""Qual""]You have motivation issues.[/quote]
I have no problems with rage.

[Qual]

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Qual""]OMG I lurve it!

Actually thought Baraja should be blue as he would probably kick my ass. [/quote]
I can't kick your ass because, I have no feet, lost them both in Afghanistan, thanks for poking with your finger in an open wound, you bastard. *runs of crying even though he has no feet.*

[Qual]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]I can't kick your ass because, I have no feet, lost them both in Afghanistan, thanks for poking with your finger in an open wound, you bastard. *stumps off crying*[/quote]
fixed

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Qual""]

This morning actually. Before that? Many moons ago.

Anyway, fighting is less about fitness and more about willingness to hurt.[/quote]


QFT, most people can't throw a decent punch because they are scared of hurting someone, I personally don't give a shit about someone else's health.

On that subject, a couple of weeks ago some bastard followed me around showing me the finger because I cut him off. I understand showing the finger once but following me around yelling and flipping me off is a bit too much. First read light I step out and walk over to his car. Apparantly he didn't expect anyone having the balls to step out of the car let alone fight. I asked him to step out and fight it out. his reply: "no". the idiot didn't close his window so I sprinted and punched the bitch twice and then dragged him out of the car window kneed him in the face kicked him in the ribs and spat on him. The bastard then said: 'I know your licence plate', my uber awesome reply 'I have yours I wonder who is more affraid of who, me off the cops or you off me?"

I have anger issues I think but following me around is pushing your luck.

[Qual]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]'I have yours I wonder who is more affraid of who, me off the cops or you off me?"[/quote]

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]'I have yours I wonder who is more affraid of who, me off the cops or you off me?"[/quote]

[/quote]
Some friend of mine told me I am extremely volatile when I told him the story, I think my rage was justified, so I knocked my bitch ass friend out with a single punch and then pissed on him while he was unconscious.

[pano]

[quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Some friend of mine told me I am extremely volatile when I told him the story, I think my rage was justified, so I knocked my bitch ass friend out with a single punch and then pissed on him while he was unconscious.[/quote]
Personally, in addition to all the stuff you did, I would've taped myself sodomising his girlfriend, then made him watch the tape after having removed his eyelids with a rusty meat hook.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Some friend of mine told me I am extremely volatile when I told him the story, I think my rage was justified, so I knocked my bitch ass friend out with a single punch and then pissed on him while he was unconscious.[/quote]
Personally, in addition to all the stuff you did, I would've taped myself sodomising his girlfriend, then made him watch the tape after having removed his eyelids with a rusty meat hook.[/quote]

You are super badcore.

[Qual]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]badcore.[/quote]

Definition:

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""BlueElephantKung-Fu""]Some friend of mine told me I am extremely volatile when I told him the story, I think my rage was justified, so I knocked my bitch ass friend out with a single punch and then pissed on him while he was unconscious.[/quote]
Personally, in addition to all the stuff you did, I would've taped myself sodomising his girlfriend, then made him watch the tape after having removed his eyelids with a rusty meat hook.[/quote]
To my bitch ass friend or the guy in traffic? I was considering doing it to both.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""Qual""][quote=""JensenBakura""]badcore.[/quote]

Definition:

[/quote]

I know, but I thought Salo voiced/modelled him in Kotor?

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""]I know, but I thought Salo voiced/modelled him in Kotor?[/quote]
Well, partially.

They took my awesome good looks and charming voice and then added Big Bald Papa's bald head and boss facial hair.

[BlueElephantKung-Fu]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]I know, but I thought Salo voiced/modelled him in Kotor?[/quote]
Well, partially.

They took my awesome good looks and charming voice and then added Big Bald Papa's bald head and boss facial hair.[/quote]
I lolled.

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]I know, but I thought Salo voiced/modelled him in Kotor?[/quote]
Well, partially.

They took my awesome good looks and charming voice and then added Big Bald Papa's bald head and boss facial hair.[/quote]

Looks like it was all you to me...

[pano]

[quote=""JensenBakura""][quote=""salo_pano""][quote=""JensenBakura""]I know, but I thought Salo voiced/modelled him in Kotor?[/quote]
Well, partially.

They took my awesome good looks and charming voice and then added Big Bald Papa's bald head and boss facial hair.[/quote]

Looks like it was all you to me...

[/quote]
Your photoshop skills FAR outstrip mine...

[JensenBakura]

[quote=""salo_pano""]
Your photoshop skills FAR outstrip mine...[/quote]

My photoshop skills couldn't strip a skimpily dressed drunk girl who was gagging for it...but thanks for the kind words.

I aim to please.