Post your favorite sex terms and there description. Dont have any? http://www.ericwebster.net/2003/07/the_ ... z_more.php pretty good list there
my favorites: Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to force a large cold bottle of Coke into her mouth. Shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress any friends in the room.
Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
Blumpkin, The - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
Bronco, The - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache
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Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Abe Lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Abe Lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
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[quote=""Mazz""]Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Abe Lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.[/quote]
Houdini is epic and it works.
Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Abe Lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Donkey Punch - The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.[/quote]
Houdini is epic and it works.
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DP = Double Penetration = Penetration at pussy and asshole.
I just like saying DP whenever I get the chance because most people have no idea what I am talking about, like today when I said DP at school and this girl asked me what I was talking about, I told her I'd show her.
I just like saying DP whenever I get the chance because most people have no idea what I am talking about, like today when I said DP at school and this girl asked me what I was talking about, I told her I'd show her.
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Alabama Hot Pocket - The art of separating the vaginal lips and taking a shit inside (and possibly having sex afterward)
Texas Chili-dog - When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.
Portuguese Breakfast - You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Rusty Trombone - To get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Alligator Fuckhouse - A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car.
Boston pancake - When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his ass to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
Tony Danza - When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "Who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect." a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex.
Texas Chili-dog - When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.
Portuguese Breakfast - You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Rusty Trombone - To get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Alligator Fuckhouse - A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car.
Boston pancake - When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his ass to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
Tony Danza - When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "Who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect." a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex.
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[quote=""Volke""]
Tony Danza - When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "Who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect." a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex.[/quote]
EPIC.
I'll have to go wild on this one:
Double Chin Fuck: The act of fucking a fatgirl's/ex-fatgirls double chin. Simple but epic.
The Baraja Special:
Find yourself a virgin, marry her, on your wedding night demand her to turn around, fuck her hard in the arse without lube (like any real man would), then pull out of her bleeding arse and deepthroat her, as she pukes all over your phallus, you proceed to have coitus with her, no mercy give it to her good, just as you are about to hit the climax, you give her a headbut and break her nose, then you proceed to wipe your puke-shit-sperm-blood-covered penis on her hair and face. Lied down on the bed and as your last words before falling asleep you tell her "Hint: breakfast at bed"
Tony Danza - When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "Who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect." a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex.[/quote]
EPIC.
I'll have to go wild on this one:
Double Chin Fuck: The act of fucking a fatgirl's/ex-fatgirls double chin. Simple but epic.
The Baraja Special:
Find yourself a virgin, marry her, on your wedding night demand her to turn around, fuck her hard in the arse without lube (like any real man would), then pull out of her bleeding arse and deepthroat her, as she pukes all over your phallus, you proceed to have coitus with her, no mercy give it to her good, just as you are about to hit the climax, you give her a headbut and break her nose, then you proceed to wipe your puke-shit-sperm-blood-covered penis on her hair and face. Lied down on the bed and as your last words before falling asleep you tell her "Hint: breakfast at bed"
